On what to wear to the gym

 On holiday baking  

 On joining a gym

  On walking our dog Andy

 On buying pants

 On the garbage of our neighbors

 On an altercation with police

 On a disaster involving Red Cheetos

 On the skateboarders next door

 On Joan Rivers

 On building scarecrows

A very special thanks to Mr. Jack Boston of Star FM 102.9 in Raleigh, for not only talking me into this dubious exercise, but for also sticking with me once he heard the results.  You're a brave man, Jack!  And also a very funny one.  Thank you!   

                                     
                 The West Virginia Surf Report!