Comments on: Politics Can Kiss My Ass

By: 2Tall

2Tall — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:20:44 +0000

Eyelids…full control….eyebrows…only the left one. My nine-year old can raise her right brow only.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:36:26 +0000

I have total control over my eyelids, but not the eyebrows.

No clue on what’s happening with Thanksgiving. Grandma’s now in an assisted living place, and my aunt (where we’ve had the past 3 or so T-givings) might be in Chicago as her oldest daughter just gave birth to the first grandchild. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and I’m afraid it’s going to suck this year.

Pumpkin pie, but because I hate it and for years Grandma would ask me, “Kathleen, Chiffon or Regular?” And I’d say, “Neither, Grandma. I hate pumpkin pie.” Her response (for YEARS) was, “Really? I didn’t know that.”

By: Brandy

Brandy — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:30:31 +0000

Kevindust, as Helen Keller once despairingly finger-signed into the palm of her translator, “I don’t see what you see.”

(but thanks!)

By: Stuart

Stuart — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:54:31 +0000

I can top all of that. In 2003 I had bells palsy and half of my face was paralyzed for about 10 weeks. No eyelid control, and I mean none, I had to tape my eye shut with paper tape every night so it would not get dried out.

In my family I am associated with Jello brand Butterscotch pudding. I would ask my mother to buy some and make it for me, and of course I was the only one who liked the taste. No one else would eat it and so I had all to myself.

Now, when I go back for a visit and stay a few days I bring a box of the same and make it for myself to eat while I am there.

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:41:59 +0000

Kevindust,
Thanks. I don’t know if funny and drunk are interchangeable, but I’m more the latter. Hell, I’ve been this way for three or four days now (seems like) and I wish Jeff would just get on with it and reset us. I’m doing my part to take us to 200 comments, which I think would be a record of some sort.

Brandy is sharp. She also has pretty hands. Did you notice that? I did. Does that make me a “freak”? Guess so.

I suppose I’ll sober up tomorrow. So, no more funny stuff from me. Sorry.