I mean... if somebody calls and just shouts racial slurs for three minutes I won't be using it. But you know what I mean. If it's reasonable and engaging, I'll probably include it in a future show. It's set up for voicemail, no human will ever answer … [Continue reading]
To tell you the truth, fries are not my favorite part o' the fast food meal. In fact, I could go without them and the enjoyment factor would not suffer much. Is that shocking, or controversial? A man of my physical stature speaking such blasphemy? It … [Continue reading]
I have a kind of love/hate relationship with flea markets. They're generally loaded with crap I have no interest in, like socks. Why are there so many socks being sold at flea markets?? And handmade crafty stuff (ugh!). And garbage like sparkly cell … [Continue reading]
As I was leaving my job for our big Myrtle Beach extravaganza somebody warned me not to get sunburned. And I responded, "Oh, that's not what this is about. It's all about eating and drinking near water." And somehow I crystalized the theme of the … [Continue reading]
Did you see where a man from Hong Kong fell to his death in the Grand Canyon a few days ago? Here's an article about it. And I'm surprised this kind of thing even merits an article at this point. It must happen daily, right? I have no data on it, I'm … [Continue reading]
