But first, look at this bullshit. I took this photo from our front porch about fifteen minutes ago. And it had been like spring... We were talking about our lawn mowing options, just yesterday! That's not a light dusting, it's a real snow. Sure, … [Continue reading]
Yeah, yeah. I know some misguided people call it pop, but I call it the correct thing: soda. I took a look at this map and it just confused me, so I clicked out of it. I can't tell if I'm in the pop belt or the soda band, or where exactly I fall … [Continue reading]
Before it was finished, I mean. Of course, you've walked out of a movie. I mean... you're not still there, right? But have you ever been so bored or disgusted by the proceedings you just said fukkit and extracted yourself? I can't really remember … [Continue reading]
While we were in high school, during the summer months, a bunch of us bought some beer and went to a friend's grandparents' house to drink 'em. This was during the middle of the afternoon. The grandparents were out of town, so we thoughtfully turned … [Continue reading]
Have you ever considered buying a dashcam? Like with other things, I scoffed and mocked them when they first came out, and now I'm intrigued. That's the circle of life for me: 1) instantly dismiss 2) mock the people who did not also dismiss 3) … [Continue reading]
