A couple years ago I had a conversation with someone, and they were warning me about teenage boys and their mega-turds. About how they can flat-out destroy residential plumbing… I remember laughing about it, and telling Toney, but can't recall … [Continue reading]
A few months ago we received a check in the mail, for an amount in the low four-digits, from a well-known investment company. There was no real explanation, but the word "pension" appeared on the stub. What in the knuckle-crackin' hell? We … [Continue reading]
I took that picture, this morning between 1:30 and 2:00. No, not from inside the shower. It was the view through the driver's side window of my car, as I sat around in the middle of the night, like a high-douche, waiting for the bullet-proof ice … [Continue reading]
I'm not sure if anyone's noticed, but I've been trying to keep the updates a little more focused than they used to be. More one-topic posts, and less bouncing from subject to subject... Occasionally, however, it will be necessary to revert to the … [Continue reading]
Yesterday I received wonderful news, my friends: Surf Reporters Tiff and Biff Spiffy (Tiff & Biff!) were married at their home in Wake Forest, NC. And as if that weren't cool enough... they actually met through the website! Man, that's just … [Continue reading]
