Friday Toney went to the grocery store before I even climbed out of bed, and was spinning fantastic tales of teeming crowds and impossible traffic upon her return. I'd wanted to go to Border's books today, mostly to get out of the house, but also … [Continue reading]
The hyper-extended holiday weekend was very fine indeed. Thanks for asking. It actually felt like four and a half days away from work, without being dull or excruciating. And that's a difficult thing to achieve, I've learned. It either flies by … [Continue reading]
I was rooting through the kitchen pantry a few minutes ago, looking for something (anything!) to eat, and came across this little gem. Gee, wonder who left it behind? I'm baffled, baffled I tell ya! Where would a person even buy such an item? … [Continue reading]
We're not going to West Virginia for Thanksgiving. The weather isn't cooperating, traffic would be horrendous, and the whole thing just seems like a cluster-copulation in the making. So, when my mother called yesterday, requesting a final decision, … [Continue reading]
Toney and I used to work with a creepy little booger-eater in Atlanta, who is the main character in two stories we repeat on a semi-regular basis. And for years neither of us could remember his name. He worked in the same building as we did, for … [Continue reading]
