Back in October, I think, Toney and I purchased a GPS device, as an early Christmas present to ourselves. We’d been considering one for a long time, and had performed the standard assload of advance research. We wanted one that actually tells us … [Continue reading]
Last night a woman showed up at work and told us she'd been sick all day. "I threw up in the shower, on the kitchen floor, and in the car while driving over here," she proclaimed. And isn't that excellent? Isn't it exactly the kind of … [Continue reading]
Following my unheard-of fourteen hours of sleep Thursday night, I couldn't even walk straight. I'm not accustomed to so much dormancy, all at once. It felt like the base of my spine had been rammed into a pencil sharpener, and ground to a fine … [Continue reading]
During the week leading up to Christmas I worked a lot of hours, and was dragging massive ass. On Christmas Eve they threw open the prison gates around 7:30 pm, and I got home around 8:15. Somehow we started a tradition, years ago, that mandates … [Continue reading]
Just a quick note to wish everyone a merry Christmas… I hope you’re having a wonderful day, and all that stuff. Toney and I didn’t get to bed until 1:30 this morning, a-finalizing and whatnot, and the Secrets were swinging for the fences four … [Continue reading]
