Just Another Update About Calendars, Bee Pollen, and Purple Ears

I’m not very happy with my 2012 calendar choice.  I went with the vintage Coca-Cola ads, which is kinda cool.  But the calendar part was botched.  It’s light green ink on a white background, and is difficult to see unless you stand up and mash your face against it.  So, I can no longer check a date from a seated position.  And it’s amazing how often I do that; I didn’t even realize it, until it became impossible.

Yeah, I know… I can pull up a calendar on my computer screen, or on my phone, etc.  “What is this, 1958?” and all that stuff.  But I’m in the habit of turning my head to the right, on a regular basis, and consulting my wall calendar.  What of it?

I think I’m going to have to ditch this Coke bullshit.  My whole calendar world has been thrown into a state of crisis…  This might sound crazy to you, but this will very likely turn into a full-blown night-and-day obsession until I find an acceptable replacement.  Oh, I’ve been here before…

Are you happy with your 2012 calendar choice?  Do you put any thought into it, or just tack up whatever crap your State Farm guy sends you?  I agonize over it, every year, and totally screwed it up this time.  I should be a pro by now!  Grrr…

I’m working a lot of weird hours, so the site updates are probably going to be sporadic for a while.  I apologize, but it’s — as they say — beyond my control.  In fact, a lot of things are beyond my control at this point.  It’s triggering the good ol’ anxiety dream where I have to take some kind of super-important test in college, and haven’t been to class in weeks.  I’ve been having that dream for thirty years.

I used to dream about being able to move around by floating, just an inch or two off the ground.  But apparently that one’s been burned-out by real life.  I haven’t dream-floated in a decade.  I miss it.

So, anyway…  I’ll do my best here, but it’s a challenge.  Thursday, for instance, is almost certainly going to be another update-free day.  Sorry.  But I’m confident sanity will soon return.  No evidence of that, mind you… just confidence.

I mentioned this on Twitter yesterday:  what’s the story with half the world suddenly taking bee pollen capsules?  I’ve never heard of such a thing, until two months ago.  And now it seems like everybody’s ingesting the pollen.

What do you guys know about this?  I could do some research, but don’t need a freakin’ totem pole of medical data.  Can someone just give me a simple summary of the supposed benefits of bee pollen?  I always ask, but get contradictory answers.  I think they’re hiding something…  Can you folks help me out?

I always hear George Noory talking about herbal supplements, and it sounds interesting.  But I’m convinced they’re dangerous, and would cause my aorta to detach or turn to dust.  Is that irrational?

Last night someone told me my ears are purple.  What the??  I checked it out in the mirror, and they don’t look purple to me.  They’re just, you know, regular ear-colored.  But now I’m paranoid…  Is there some kind of blood-flow problem?  Is it a sign of impending aortal detachment?  At the very least… have I become some kind of walking, talking purple-eared freak??

I don’t care for any of it.  I think she was just messing with me.  At least I hope so.  Good god, between the calendar and this fresh weirdness… I’m a mess.

And I need to call it a day, my friends.  I’m expected to attend a meeting forty miles from here, in about an hour, so I’d better stop right here.  If you have anything to say about bee pollen, herbal supplements, anxiety dreams, purple ears, or 2012 calendars, please use the comments section below.

Have a great day!  See ya soon.

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  • Your Twenty-Minute Monday Special

    While I was in the shower this morning I got an idea…  I think I’m going to launch a campaign at work to convince as many people as possible that next Wednesday is Bring Your Pet to Work Day.  Then I’m going to call-in sick on that day, and stay far away.

    Ha.  I’m joking, of course…  Just in case Big Brother is watching.

    I hope you guys had a great weekend.  Mine was disjointed, but not bad at all.  I worked on Friday, but they didn’t need me on Saturday.  So, I got a little downtime, which was nice.  I’m a big fan of the downtime, even though I always fill it with chaos.

    On Sunday I decided I needed to change my Twitter profile picture, and went to Fiverr and hired two people to do something creative with a photo of my tiny Duke head.  And I don’t want to criticize anyone… but the first one was pretty close to awful.  It makes me look like a zombie, on the prowl for brains.

    But I really like the second one, and it’s live at Twitter now.  It cost me five bucks (OK, ten — counting the rejected photo), which is a heck of a deal.  I’ve done a lot of business at fiverr.com.  There are some fun, and useful things there.  Including this.

    On Saturday night Toney and I watched The Descendants.  I had no idea what to expect, but ended up enjoying it.  The premise is fairly depressing, but the film itself was no bummer.  At least I didn’t think so.  Have you seen it?  What did you think?

    And on Saturday afternoon we bought two pizzas from a new shop in town.  Opening a pizza joint in the Upper Perogie Belt is a risky endeavor, since the place is already lousy with pizza joints.  Indeed, this particular location has seen multiple shops open and close over the past few years.  Probably taking a few folks’ life savings with it…

    But I think the new one is going to make it.  ‘Cause their pizza is damn good, and also cheap.  Between 11 and 2, every day of the week, large cheese pies are just five bucks each (they should advertise on Fiverr!).  Toppings are a dollar each, and the whole fambly had a good lunch for eleven bucks.

    And that’s the recipe for success, at this point in our history.  Cheap, but good.  Either of those things are OK by themselves, but they work best together.  Ya know?

    The only downside?  When I called in the order, the guy who answered the phone was snorting and snorkeling snot the whole time.  That doesn’t give me a warm and fuzzy feeling…  Is this the dude who will be making my pizza?  Ol’ Mucus Fingers?? But, so far, so good.  It’s been two days and I haven’t come down with a cold yet.  Maybe the heat of the pizza oven neutralizes snot spores? <Full-body shiver>

    What’s your favorite “cheap, but good” restaurant?  When we lived in Atlanta we were surrounded by them:  Fellini’s Pizza, Tortilla’s, EATS…  Atlanta, in those days anyway, was the cheap, but good capital of the world.  Do you frequent any such places?  Please tell us about it in the comments.

    And I wrote this update in roughly twenty minutes.  I’ll do better tomorrow, I promise.  But, at least we got that No Politics thing off the top of the page.  I’m very proud of that accomplishment.

    Have a great day!

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