Comments on: More Money Straight Down the Toilet

By: Ngog

Ngog — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 04:31:11 +0000

bikerchick — Classic. I was trying to switch my dog over to a new food, and during the transition, the mix of old and new gave her some pretty toxic gas. I was outside playing with her when she farted so loudly that she scared herself. I mean, the dog jumped about a foot off the ground, flinched, and ducked. Realizing the noise came from her own ass, she contorted her body round in a circle to get a better whiff. The expression on her face was priceless. And then the head jerking and sinus clearing began.

I have no idea what kind of a dog she is. The shelter said Bearded Collie mix. My sister swears she’s an Afghan mix. I say some variety of hound or pointer with either Giant Schnauzer or Standard Poodle thrown in. Perhaps Tyrosine can give her a doggie DNA test.

By: renn

renn — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 22:32:07 +0000

Did they use an air powered spud bar? It’d help speed up the tile removal, that’s for sure. Most people just use a rubber mallet.

I hope they double checked your subfloor stability before installing anything new. If they found a NEST hiding there, Lord only knows what else there could be.

By: Shiny Rod

Shiny Rod — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:06:58 +0000

@ bikerchick – I could have went all day without know about strawberry cooter spray. Now my day is ruined. Will someone come in here and get me off the floor. Thank you! Now I’m gonna need a percocet…

By: bikerchick

bikerchick — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:24:56 +0000

Brynhildr: That’s some funny shit! LMFAO!!

By: Alice in WV

Alice in WV — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:15:35 +0000

@Limey – that URL was sooo funny. thanks!

@Kevindust – how was STP last night? I’ve always wanted to see them.

@Karin – curious about those bats… did you watch to see if they tried to come back into your house another way? I’ve heard that they’re like homing pigeons – they’ll get back in another way if they can.

@Anonymous – chin up. I’ve been there and I count my blessings everyday. better times ahead for ya.