Comments on: Youth Basketball, Wheelchair Mayhem, and Butt-Wiping http://thewvsr.com/index.php/youth-basketball-wheelchair-mayhem-and-butt-wiping/ Ridiculous adventures in suburbia. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:31:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Essay Doc http://thewvsr.com/index.php/youth-basketball-wheelchair-mayhem-and-butt-wiping/comment-page-2/#comment-11622 Essay Doc Sun, 08 Mar 2009 11:11:11 +0000 http://thewvsr.com/?p=2765#comment-11622 On my first trip to Ukraine in 1999, I took along three rolls of the most decadent capitalist toilet paper. I noticed that everyday in my hotel room the roll was getting far smaller than my usage accounted for. I ended up keeping it in the safe with my passport and valuables. On my first trip to Ukraine in 1999, I took along three rolls of the most decadent capitalist toilet paper. I noticed that everyday in my hotel room the roll was getting far smaller than my usage accounted for. I ended up keeping it in the safe with my passport and valuables.

]]> By: Ognir http://thewvsr.com/index.php/youth-basketball-wheelchair-mayhem-and-butt-wiping/comment-page-2/#comment-11237 Ognir Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:42:22 +0000 http://thewvsr.com/?p=2765#comment-11237 A couple of Wikipedia entries about Supper and Dinner: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinner http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supper A couple of Wikipedia entries about Supper and Dinner:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinner

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supper

]]> By: Raleigh Polly http://thewvsr.com/index.php/youth-basketball-wheelchair-mayhem-and-butt-wiping/comment-page-2/#comment-11222 Raleigh Polly Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:02:47 +0000 http://thewvsr.com/?p=2765#comment-11222 I used to wait tables while I was in college and we had a band one night that absolutely packed the entire place. We were short-staffed and everyone was running around trying to keep up with drunk rednecks and haggard old cougars. I was at the server well with another waitress waiting for drinks from the bartender when this absolutely irate girl comes up to us and starts screaming that we were out of toilet paper in the ladies' room and that she had to *pick pieces up off of the floor* so that she had something to wipe with. So this isn't a non-toilet paper story, but really, who picks TP up off of a filthy bar bathroom floor to wipe with??? I used to wait tables while I was in college and we had a band one night that absolutely packed the entire place. We were short-staffed and everyone was running around trying to keep up with drunk rednecks and haggard old cougars. I was at the server well with another waitress waiting for drinks from the bartender when this absolutely irate girl comes up to us and starts screaming that we were out of toilet paper in the ladies’ room and that she had to *pick pieces up off of the floor* so that she had something to wipe with.

So this isn’t a non-toilet paper story, but really, who picks TP up off of a filthy bar bathroom floor to wipe with???

]]> By: Adam http://thewvsr.com/index.php/youth-basketball-wheelchair-mayhem-and-butt-wiping/comment-page-2/#comment-11170 Adam Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:07:13 +0000 http://thewvsr.com/?p=2765#comment-11170 The worst I've personally wiped with is probably leaves. But I have a friend who in college we dared to duece off the top of a 10 ft. sculpture. So after many beers he gets up there and does his business. It was a sloppy one so even as drunk as he was he wasn't going to attempt the climb down with his pants around his ankles. So he is yelling at my friends and I for leaves and paper towel to wipe with. Us being drunk too only threw him pine cones and sticks. I think we later had to dodge those now shitty pine cones and sticks...he wasn't very happy. The worst I’ve personally wiped with is probably leaves. But I have a friend who in college we dared to duece off the top of a 10 ft. sculpture. So after many beers he gets up there and does his business. It was a sloppy one so even as drunk as he was he wasn’t going to attempt the climb down with his pants around his ankles. So he is yelling at my friends and I for leaves and paper towel to wipe with. Us being drunk too only threw him pine cones and sticks. I think we later had to dodge those now shitty pine cones and sticks…he wasn’t very happy.

]]> By: JAB http://thewvsr.com/index.php/youth-basketball-wheelchair-mayhem-and-butt-wiping/comment-page-2/#comment-11167 JAB Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:56:41 +0000 http://thewvsr.com/?p=2765#comment-11167 My grandfather used to insist that my grandmother only buy him t-shirts with a pocket. That way, if he needed to improvise , he could tear the pocket off the t-shirt and use that. We'd fall over laughing when we saw grampa wearing a t-shirt with holes where the pocket used to be. My grandfather used to insist that my grandmother only buy him t-shirts with a pocket. That way, if he needed to improvise , he could tear the pocket off the t-shirt and use that. We’d fall over laughing when we saw grampa wearing a t-shirt with holes where the pocket used to be.

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