What Are Your Plans For The Weekend?
Snow is falling on the Upper Pierogi Belt, in mid-October. The picture above was taken in our front yard, only moments ago. It’s amazing to me. Didn’t the World Series just end? (Congratulation Oakland!) It’s too early for this stuff.
Anyway, yesterday was a very successful excursion into yurt-style writing in the round. I put a lot of words on virtual paper, and think the way I arranged them is at least semi-interesting. I’m getting ready to go out there again, for another ten or twelve hours.
Here are some pics I snapped inside my hippie hut. As you can see, it’s very cozy. And the best part? There’s no internet. I’m more productive in that ridiculous setting, than any I’ve found. And at $33 per day, it’s a deal. I wish I could buy an internetless yurt of my own.
I don’t really have a decent Question for you guys, but wanted to check-in and interrupt the vomit/fake dad conversation. Thanks to Chris, the Angry White Guy, for keeping things interesting. He’s been keeping things interesting since 1973, or so. And I appreciate it.
Since it’s Friday, why not just tell us what you’ve got planned for the weekend? Simple and straightforward. Use the comments section below, to bring us up to date.
And I’ll see you guys next time.
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First- and it’s not even 9:00 am
Taking my kids to a pumpkin patch out in the farmlands of Manatee County. There is a corn maze there to get lost in and roasted animals to eat. Also planning to work at my part time weekend job and dominate the brothers in Newtown playing basketball at night. Also might try to fit Howl-O-Scream at Busch Gardens in there if I can convince Sandra Bullock, my mother in law, to pay for it.
On IPOD right now- “Winona’s Big Brown Beaver”- Primus
I’m going to have wild sex with my wife for most of the weekend. I think I’ll get drunk as well. Maybe grill a nice steak.
Recuperate from this stinking stubborn cold that the kid keeps reinfecting me with…. 4th time and counting this year. I’m NEVER sick, till the little hooligan brings home every germ and virus possible from the bio-reactor that is his 8th grade classroom.
btw Tom Waits is giving away 8 tracks from his new cd on his website….
6th and going to a super-secret pig roast at my UPS guy’s house. he apparently only invites people who are nice to him. hmm
Going w/ my wife and kids to a concert/bowling/breast cancer benefit Sunday afternoon in Scranton at a bowling alley. Sounds like a good combination huh? Michelle Branch is performing so that might be fun. The kids will love the bowling part too.
Joe, Michelle Branch’s father is a reader of this site, if you can believe it. It’s a small world, but I’d hate to paint it.
I’ll be in the hills of Tennessee to try and capture or kill the elusive Bigfoot (or my friend Rob in a gorilla suit, as some people call him). I think it’ll make me famous. I plan on wearing a smoking fish t-shirt for my pictures in the papers.
On Sunday I will perfect the best homemade pimento cheese recipe in the universe. Right now it’s missing something. Is it cinnamon? Cigar ashes? A tiny squirt of mustard? I don’t know. But I’m going to find out.
top ten no way!!
Gotta paint the goddamn porch. If my husband is reading this, oh yes you are, too.
Friday night safety meeting, the location has not been announced yet. (It’s a get together with the guy’s usually in someones garage, called a safety meeting to confuse the womenfolk)
Saturday-Buckeyes play at noon, normally makes for a very non-productive Saturday.
Sunday-Get up about 9, make a big breakfest, read the paper, drink a pot of coffee, go to the store and buy big ass steak and a six pack of the fancy stuff. Get steak marinating, grab 12 pack of the cheap stuff and watch football at the neighbors. Come home and grill aforementioned steak and drink a cuppa two tree fancy beers, fall asleep in chair watching the Simpsons. Man I love Sundays!
Jeff, STFU and get back in the yurt, writing your fucking ass off. All this half assery is causing me to get some actual work done at the office.
Going to the annual free Blues Festival. Wish I had my new retro smoking fish shirt.
I’ll be watching my beloved Red Sox play kick the Yankees ass in the playoffs this weekend. Oh fuck, never mind. I’ll be drinking heavily while rooting for my new favorite team, the California/Anaheim/Los Angeles Angels.
I’m going to make a Mr.Man and mattress sandwich with me as the filling.
I may drink some wine and lay around.
I was planning on going out but some douchebag pissed me off this morning when I dropped the secret off to school. I had visions of leaping from the grocery getter and beating my head on his pretty red truck JUST to teach him a little patience and then remembered I was still in my pajamas.
The more I leave my house, the less I like people…at least when I’m sober.
I wanna get me one of them new Tom Waits 8 tracks.
Going tto the Steeler game Sunday. Rain snow and kicking the Browns asses = good times. Went to a Stanley Cup party last night and got some good pictures forgot my smoking fish damn it! Got to wear Eddy Johnston’s Stanley Cup ring for some pics as well. Fucking awsome for a hockey fan such as I.
I’m going to some performance-art thing-a-ma-bob tonight. It features some guy in drag playing the character of a sassy mormon lady. I suppose that could be pretty interesting, right? Tomorrow night the punk rock band that I play drums for is a-gonna play at some club downtown that I’ve never been to before. I hope they feed me free drinks. I like free drinks.
I want to buy a sled for my son before it starts snowing ’round here and all of the stores are completely and instantly sold out. I’d also like to take a bike ride up the canyon at some point this weekend.
Did I mention how much I like free drinks. I like them alot.
Friday – Take Cognitive Psychology exam during day. Auditioning for guitar position in new band during evening.
Saturday – Fiddle around all day. Evening – Got hotel room at Palms casino and tickets to Cirque Du Soliel show for wife’s birthday. Gambling and drinking!
Sunday – Sleep in. Start paper for Motivation class. Catch up with everything on the Tivo.
And yes, I’m 38 years old. Damn it’s great not having kids…
Texas/OU game this weekend. Big deal to certain people(myself included). Pray the sun actually comes out on Sunday. Drink some beer and cook some food. That is all.
Expecting snow this weekend so I will do what I always do to celebrate the season’s first snowfall. I go out on the front lawn, drop my pants and fire a rocket. The neighbors seem to enjoy it.
My husband has to work on Saturday, for some strange reason, so I’ll just be vegging. But on Sunday I anticipate much fudging with the plumbing….when the football isn’t on.
@Tammie: If it makes you feel any better, back in my punk rock twenties I pulled a knife on some asshat who was, ahem, creating traffic issues. He had ran a red and then slammed on his breaks after I had the gall to honk him for nearly ending up a part of my dashboard (he had a little sports car and me a Chevy Blazer, who d’ya think would have come out on top?). I got out of my car and verbally urged him to move it as he was quickly creating a clusterfuck of a traffic jam. He said something along the lines of “Nanny nanny poo-poo, just don’t touch my car!!”. Upon which I kicked in his door with my metal-toed boots. He leapt out of his car, people started leaving their cars to assist, I pulled my knife, everyone quickly got back in their cars, and he sped away. Exciting stuff! I didn’t really intend to stab him, just let him know I wasn’t one to fuck with. Now, in my late thirties and no longer an angry youth, a simple one finger salute suffices.
It’s State Fair time in NC. The weather is cool and it will be nice and sunny. To bad I don’t have a date to share a nice big deep fried turkey leg with. I so love life…
I am a leaf on the wind, watch me soar…and then I am gone.
Gretchen – So much pent up anger in your youth.
Oh, and there is a VT/GT game. We are going to kick some Yellow Jacket tail….Woot!!!
Finishing packing the stuff for our Suprise Disney World Vacation. Have been planning it and hiding stuff from the kids since the hubby was deployed. We leave next friday for 10 days! Will suprise the kids the morning we leave. They still have no clue and they are 8, 10, 12 so they are all nosy as hell..
The weather is supposed to be awesome in Florida.
I feel broke already.
@ Carla….that’s about the coolest thing I’ve heard. Congratulations and have fun!
Sat – Drive to Fayetteville, jump off the 876 ft high New River Gorge Bridge, hope my parachute opens, then drive home.
Sun- Either watch NFL or talk to God (if parachute didn’t open).
That is all.
A secret disney trip!! so jealous!! Lets see..you guys have great weekends planned.
here is mine:
FRIDAY: hope hubby doesn’t forget to deposit his check.
SATURDAY: Pay bills and cry over bad economy and not enough money
SUNDAY: See above.
oh, and for a little something new, my 2 year old have a fever and is throwing up. All in all, my regular life.
Saturday: Do whatever She Who Likes To Be Obeyed tells me to do.
Sunday: Breakfast, Sunday paper, watch the Redskins continue breaking my heart, crossword puzzle, family dinner, Sunday night football with the sound down at the beginning so I don’t have to listen to idiot Olbermann make stupid, stupid comments.
It’s the third Saturday in October, and that means BRIDGE DAY!! Only, nobody told mother nature. The prediction is temps in the upper 30’s and low 40’s! Holy Crap! The words “rain”, “snow”, and “wintery mix” have been bandied about for the Fayetteville, WV forecast, and if there’s the slightest indication of wind or precip, all jumping is cancelled. I was going to meet my cousins in Charleston, then cruise down to the New River Gorge, but we may just sit around and drink massive amounts of bloody marys instead. The thought of being out there on that bridge with 35 degree winds blowing at you isn’t at all appealing. Then, there’s a NASCAR race Saturday night, so that ought to take care of Saturday. Sunday will be Mass, football, steaks on the grill, and a cuppa bottles of cab-sauv. Someone’s gotta do it.
has a fever. can’t see today, just got new contacts!!
Carla, depending on if you have already made reservations, or not, kids those ages would absolutely be blown away by the Nickelodeon Suites Hotel. Awesome place to stay for the added Disney Trip.
Yes, you are correct, the weather is supposed to be awesome by Florida standards. No face melting hotness or humidity.
On IPOD right now- “Up All Night”- Talking Heads
And I almost forgot: WVU vs Marshall in Morgantown. If we blow off Bridge Day, we’ll watch it. If not, we’ll listen to it on the radio.
My friend Buzzardbilly and I (and a few others) have plans to see “Paranormal Activity” on Sunday. I hope she’ll be willing to hold my hand!
Or, perhaps, even have me on her lap, curled up in the fetal position. She is such a giving soul, I’m sure she won’t mind.
Aside from that, not much else going on here this weekend. Lounging.
Starting the weekend early today, taking my 4 year old boy to see “Where the Wild Things Are” – he was promised last May, when we first saw the previews, that he would see it on opening day, so we are off in a couple of hours to make good on that.
Tomorrow the oldest boy has a pre-college day at the local University, while it’s archaeology day at the Planetarium/Science Center for the little ones. There’s also a Walk for Edumacation, but we might skip that cos it is frickin’ freezin’ here.
Then I’ll be drilling holes in tree trunks (I cut 50 trees down in June and the stumps need to go). I might even till some yard in anticipation of a lawn seeding next weekend.
Sunday will be spent preparing for a road trip to New England that starts Monday – part vacation, part work.
Oh, I almost forgot the REALLY BIG thing that I am doing this weekend: I am going to tie a mannequin-dummy-version of my son to a balloon and set it free while hiding my actual son in the attic. I will then make a frantic 911 call for help in rescuing my “son” who has been taken away by the wind. I figure this is a really good way to get on the news.
(Don’t tell anyone, OK)
I hope they got free drinks in jail
Vicki: I’m f’n painting too. Only it’s the first floor of my house that is on the market…open house next week. Keep your fingers crossed…I HAVE to unload this bastard!
Gretchen: Were you in Pittsburgh when the “knife incident” happened? I salute you!! Jeez, now that they’re “predicting” snow, it’s nothing but idiots out there driving like there is already a blizzard.
Lee Harvey Ramone-LMFAO! But really that is so yesterday.
MMM…free drinks
You bridge jumpers should consider taking up flying a powered paraglider for the other 364 days of the year, weather permitting. No free fall (hopefully), but you can stay up for a few hours at a time. The most fun you can have with your clothes on.
http://www.usppa.org
Welcome back Jeff,
No golden elixir in the Yurt Fridge? I like the way you hid your bong in case your Mom finds the site.
I’m going to claim Jeff made me buy “The Rifles’” album. Track 7/22 was great the first time I played it. I got it for less than $7.00 “like new,” on Amazon. That may slip under her Radar. I can buy a six-pack or lunch out and such with no complaint. If I get to actually keep the thing, she minds.
After my regular Saturday Electroshock Therapy, we are supposed to go to Dollar General and start collecting costume materials. He was a fireman twice, and now wants to be an ogre. We’ll glue some fake fingernails on some cheap gloves, paint his face purple on one side, green on the other, and some other shit. His school requires him to be a book character, so I’ll have to fudge it some.
Sunday is Church, and then off to visit ancient Indian burial mounds located ~15m by car 30m by by bike from here.
I hope you keep that snow up there, they say we are due in about 10 days.
Cheers,
Greg
Good Afternoon Surf Reporters…
My weekend doesn’t officially begin until 3:00 Saturday afternoon. That’s the time the work whistle blows and I get to yell “Quitting Time! Quitting Time!”
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Saturday evening I will have my white Irish ass planted in front of the boob tube watching the Pittsburgh Penguins hopefully continue their winning streak.
Sunday at 1 o’clock is kick off at Heinz Field as the Pittsburgh Steelers undoubtedly will annihilate the Cleveland Brownies. Once again, my white and now drunken Irish ass will be sitcheated on the couch.
And, as I’m known to do, I’ll be virtually seated at a Poker Stars tournament table, attempting to increase my bankroll.
Well, there it is.
~Bikerchick
What happened regarding the “knife incident”?
Whoops, I caught up the comments, now I know. In the words of Emily Litella… Never mind.
Driving from Huntington (the home of Marshall) and my current place of residence, to Morgantown on the other end of the state, to watch the Mountaineers hopefully destroy Marshall. Yeah, my neighbors love me. Going sans family so it could get rowdier than usual.
Friday-Steak Night
Saturday-Catch up on Season 2 of Metalocolypse WHILE the spousal unit ventures out of state.
Sunday-Spend the day in my jammies, start my latest vampire pornography novel after ingesting a Cracker Barrel/Waffle House-style breakfast of my own doing, then tap several hefeweisse BECAUSE the spousal unit is out of state, then belch in a most unladylike fashion.
Monday-Return to my senses
I think AWG has my iPod! (or maybe it’s clone)
tonight we’re taking The Peanut to a halloween thing at the Henry Ford / Greenfield village. It’s out 3rd year going and I enjoy it.
Tomorrow I take a prep test for the nursing board exam that;s really a way to get me to take a prep class. Then I do homework. I have a presentaion and a paper due next week.
Sunday I will probably blow off my neices birthday in favor of more homework.
Making that long 9 hour drive from New Orleans to Clemson, SC for football!!
Shiney Rod if I was still in NC I’d go to the fair with you!!
Saturday…….all day football, well and tailgating. Praying my Tigers can do something before the season is over. And yes I am one of the few Marshall gradutes so I will also pray for Marshall!!
Sunday long drive back….weekend over!
@ Joe T. ~Thanks, we are really excited!
and
@AngryWhiteGuy~
Would love to stay at Nickelodeon but the wallet says
we will be staying at the Military Resort at Disney World called Shades of Green cause its only 100 bucks a night which is unheard of at Disney. Its one of the few cool perks of being an Army wife.
I have been worried about the heat and humidity being bad but it looks promising right now.
I can’t plan that far ahead anymore. And it’s the goddamn Mayan’s fault. Now the bastards are saying all this 2012 stuff has been misinterpreted. What in the name of ego-manical Two Rabbits is that!? What…like by two or three years and it’s really ‘09 or early ‘010? I mean fuck…it’s your goddamn calendar. I know we move Easter around but come on man. We’re just talking about hiding eggs on a different day. You freak out the whole world and then say “Maybe we got it wrong.” Yeah…you and that Y2K prick who started all that shit ten years ago.
I’ve been resigned to taking life…one thirty pack at a time.
Third floor…ball games starting.
I TOLD THE MAN THIS MORNING THAT I PLAN TO DO NOTHING THIS WEEKEND AND HE SARCASTICALLY SAID “YEAH LETS SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT”
LAST WEEKEND I THREW A DINNER PARTY FOR HIS FAMILY FRIDAY AND HELPED MY MOTHER MOVE SATURDAY AND DROVE HOME FROM THAT NIGHTMARE SUNDAY AND I THINK I DESERVE A LITTLE DRINKING IN MY JAMMIES……..DAMMIT!
@ Gretchen- I too was an angry youth. I once followed someone who cut me off in traffic for MILES honking and finger soluting until she got home parked her car and I was finally able to cuss her out appropriately.
I was not a very nice girl
Business as usual…working 11p-7a fri. and sat. it ought to be a real treat at work…the world famous Keene NH Pumpkin Festival is this weekend….nothing better than having your whole county taken over by tourists for a day…your lucky if you leave your house to be able to get back into your own driveway….very similar to the locusts that are spoken of in the Good Book….wish me well….hopefully five years of sobriety don’t go down the drain
I’m the only one it seems…
I’m going out real early to murder a poor defenseless deer.
I’ve even practiced how I’m going to do it, all silent with a bow.
MMWWWWAAAHAHAHA!!
The usual: Flying to Monte Carlo tonight for a little casino action! Hooking up with a couple of ex army buddies & driving to Paris for a good old fashioned Saturday morning bank Heist! Celebratory drinks at the crazy horse afterwards, & catch the Sunday red eye back to the good ole U.S.A. I think I’m in a rut!
Our faithful hound Jess died today, so we’re going to do something really good to cheer the kids up.
Maybe a safari park, (though I can always tell by the looks on the lions faces that they somehow know that Scotland isn’t in Africa.) The kids love it though and thats what counts.
currently listening to Thin Lizzy – Whisky in the Jar.
@Bikerchick; Hell no! Philly, of course.
@Tilly: If he had kept going and merely flipped me off or something I would not have chased him down or anything like that. I was an angry lass but never went looking for trouble like that. He chose to just stop dead shortly after the intersection and refused to budge. People ended up all over the place in the intersection because of his petulance. I was actually afraid he was going to cause an accident. It’s when he got all snooty with me about moving his entitled ass that something snapped. I probably didn’t cure him of being an asshole, but I doubt he ever pulled that shit on anyone again.
WVBumblebee – I’d be proud to be your escort and I wouldn’t even wear my VT Jersey.
well since my bearcats kicked some ass last night i might watch pittsburgh beat rutgers tonight. tomorrow is red river rivalry (i don’t give a shit, but i’m in okc and have to). sunday is work and the bengals making the texans their bitch.
add a smattering of beer throughout.
right now it’s country music and a bud heavy, but that’ll change.
Sorry you lost your hound, Ian. :’(
Saints/Giants in the Dome!!! WOOHOOOOO!!!!
Sorry about your loss Ian. How do you say…”That sucks”, in Scottish?
Take care…-dave
Driving to Reno to visit my wife’s sick Aunt, who I have never met. And no, her name is not Sunshine, I promise.
@ Dave
Cheers mate.
Jess was 16. We knew she was on her road out, then her back legs just packed up on Thursday night so it was a trip to the vets yesterday. She gave us some great times and she didn’t suffer.
‘Sucks’ works, but ‘that’s pretty pish’ would be more colloquial (pretty meaning ‘fairly, quite,’ in this instance, not the other meaning.)
‘Shite’ would work too.
Lets hope its not raining tomorrow, nothing looks more fucking miserable than a wet chimpanzee.
Ian, sorry about your dog. That’s pretty pish. Shite.
@DTO…I made so much frikkin money on that Y2K thing. Makes me laff.
@greg
Wow, you’ve nailed it man!
Well played!
For more Scottish profanity, check this out.
Its a deleted scene from the great movie ‘In the Loop’
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/video/2009/aug/20/in-the-loop-deleted-scene
Quiet weekend. It’s supposed to rain and snow anyway.
Saturday: Veg. Do some yard work if it’s not raining and snowing. Veg some more. Catch up on my shows on Hulu.
Sunday: Attend Swim Officials re certification clinic.
Shiney Rod….maybe next year we can make a date of it! Espically since you agreed to the dress code! But I can’t promise not to wear my Clemson sweatshirt. I could wear my Marshall one, hmmmmmmm.
@ Ian: Watched the deleted “In the Loop” scene. Looks like I’ll have to rent that one!
Drank a “Joe” tonight…made by Philadelphia brewing company. its beer brewed with coffee and quite tasty. Jeff(or anyone), if you come to philly you must take the Philly Brewing Co. tour. it’s a good time and pretty much all the free beers you can drink. They’re nice folks as well.
Tommorow-scouring the internets for a new job, but probably will end up downloading music and dicking around. The internets are the Devil. i need a yurt. They should sell them at Loews or something.
WVBumblebee – I can live with that, Clemson would work for me too!
I plan to even out the “Shiny Rods” of our area…by AVOIDING the city of Raleigh [and the NC State Fair] altogether. My nerves just can’t handle that level of chaos.
Instead, I’m running errands, hanging out, and celebrating my Nooze’s 9th birthday. This will apparently include baking a caramel chocolate cake with butter cream frosting.
Ian – So sorry to hear about Jess. Dogs are awesome.
Weekend plans – out of town family event this afternoon that would be awesome except for a couple of bad apples. Hopefully there will be plenty of alcohol to make the bad apples more bearable.
Plans for this evening – drunk dialing Tilly.
Plans for tomorrow – phone calls to apologize to whoever else I drunk dial tonight.
Ian, I’m sorry to hear about Jess. There are few things better than a good dog. I hope you guys are having a great day, and don’t encounter any wet monkeys.
Attending the inspection for my prospective new house this afternoon. Of course it’s pissing down. Hopefully nothing too serious is wrong ‘cos I really want to buy it
Another rain/snow mix today, 38 degrees. It feels a lot like bourbon season.
Sorry about losing your dog, Ian.
Vegii – how did your Friday audition go?
Limey – at least you’ll be able to check for leaks, etc. good luck.
I went to see Paranormal Activity last night. a good skeery movie, I tell ya.
Now the boy and I are going to the pumpkin day at Heston Farm in Fairmont. the weather sucks but we told our friends who run the place we’d be there, so we’re going. gah
I have a TON of errands and work I want to get done before I go on a short business trip to Chicago Monday, so I’m feeling overwhelmed. So I had no business going to the movies last night and just now watching an DVR’d ep of House. Tonight, I’ll be going to a friend’s house later for a dinner/movie. wtf? my priorities are messed up! I’ll be busting my hump tomorrow trying to get shit done. The Steelers will be playing, of course. I need to focus. Maybe I need a yurt.
Would it be hard to build a yurt? I wouldn’t think so. Buying one can be kinda spendy tho. Over at Ranier Yurts (yes, really) the 16 footer is about $5800.
And Alice…your priorities are rite on…family and friends come first. Of course the bills have to be paid so maybe I should just STFU.
Every day is bourbon season! (to the irritation of everyone around me)
$5,800 for a yurt. That’s fucking outrageous. I bet that price doesn’t even include a proper toilet and a shower.
$5,800 for a yurt is a sound investment. Imagine being able to rent it at $33 per night, assume a 25% vacancy rate. Now tell me it’s a raw deal. Fucking asshole. Yurts rule. Yurts are the wave of the future. You’ll live in a yurt one day, as will your children and grandchildren. Assuming you can procreate. YURT! YURT! YURT! YURT! I’ve an erection now. YURT! YURT!
T. Farty McAppleass,
One thing that you might not of tried yet, and should, is the sucking of my cock. Don’t you lecture me on yurts you stupid fuck. I’d like to meet you tonight. I’d like to “skull drag” you. Know what that is? That’s where I jab my fingers in your eyeball sockets and grab you by the roof of your mouth and drag you about the streets. You’ll be dead long before I’m done. I’m sure I’ll be left with a pathetic head and spine combo. Fuck you, hippie. Goddammit. Meet me? Meet me so I can kill you?
Done Jason, done. I’ll meet you. Let’s meet at the bowling alley, 8:00, if that’s to your liking. Yurts rule. I’ll be happy to die in their honor.
Then die you shall, you stupid cunt. I’ll be driving a Ford Explorer. I’ll be wearing a pair of coconut tits and a fuck the world grin on my face. Can’t wait.
Can’t wait. Yurts rule.
WVU defeats Marshall 24-7 in the rain! Let’s Gooooooooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeeeeeers! I blew off Bridge Day. Weather sucked. Watched the Mounties win, even after we lost our quarterback and put a true freshman in! What a game! Ended just in time to pick up Nascar countdown at 7:00. Life is good. Saturday’s schedule is going as planned.
The coconut tits put the odds 2 or 3:1 in Jason’s favor. T. Farty you at least need a a pink-poofterific, flamingly flamboyant skin-tight muscle shirt, perfect hair, and some suspenders worn by Urkel on Family Matters to even the odds.
Which reminds me of a great “Steve don’t eat it episode:”
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000114.php
Plans on hold while I fight off H1N1, the regular flu, and projectile ebola. I’m thick
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@Jason & T Farty McAppleass
Loving the vitriol!
You guys are going to put me out of a job!
The sun shone on us, and the chimps today, and we had a great time at the safari park. Even the lions seemed content (though they could tell from the far off scent of something being deep fried, that they were still a long way from home!)
@Ian… Funny you mentioned the deep frired food. This guy is hilarious. You probably know about him.
Everyone should evjoy this…(SFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeyjbqDCIeg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2U5lA49eEo&feature=related
If you guys have a chance, check out this old Phil Hendrie clip. Funny as hell.
http://www.divshare.com/download/8945128-696
And sign up for the daily podcast at the link below. It’s a goldmine of greatness.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/philhendrieshowflashback?ref=mf
Renn….Raleigh is not one of my favorite cities to drive in I hate the 440 beltway!! With that damn wall you really have no idea where you are. I think the gas stations had it put up so you’d keep driving in circles.
Hot damn I got a date!! It’s a year away, but I got a date!!
Greg….shame on you for picking on my Herd. They aren’t even in the same league, so I think they did pretty damn good!!
My Tigers pulled a big one over on those Deacons! Woo Hoo!!
Good weekend!
WVBumblebee, yea the Herd came to play football, and that, they certainly did. WVU’s Josh Jenkins said Marshall considers this game their superbowl, and you’d better be ready for them. Good game, overall.
Problem with a home yurt is that it might pick up the wi-fi signal therefore making your yurt useless for it’s intended isolation.
And on a much more serious note, my Bearcats are ranked #5, the Fuckeyes are at #19. Hang on that, Sloopy.
Jason/TFM jeezum crow, you are so effing hilarious!
WVBumblebee and Greg… I can report back from that game. It sucked the proverbial ass. The “slight drizzle” was non-relenting. I can take a hard rain or a blizzard, but that shit was just a plain annoyance. It was almost like getting gang raped in prison (so they say), just waiting for it to end. I wanted to cut my own throat on several occasions. Yet, I stayed til the end (almost).
WVBumblebee – I have this place down pat. It’s not as confusing unless you are around Cary, then it gets really bad. I live on the north east side of Raleigh between Knightdale and Rolesville. Nestled around a few well placed horse farms.
@DTO
Very good! I hadn’t heard of him before.
Here’s another fine comedian for you (and Pagan) on the subject of national identity and deep fried heroin!
and here’s the link;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-S8n8-9RU
Jon Gosselin (sp?) is doing standup now? Is he going to wheel out The Curious Orange?
Jon and what’s her fuck, they can’t rot in hell soon enough as far as I’m concerned. Her with her screeching harpy ways and goddamn lopsided haircut. Him acting like a fucking eunuch that has a hard time not forgetting to breath. She needs a good assfucking, someone to show her who’s boss. He needs the same, it seems. They ruined their one chance. The good ship lolly pop is pulling off and these dipshits can’t fake it long enought to make another million. Fuck em.