The Best Smoking Fish Sighting Ever!

Monday, January 5th, 2009

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imag0063 Yesterday I received wonderful news, my friends: Surf Reporters Tiff and Biff Spiffy (Tiff & Biff!) were married at their home in Wake Forest, NC.

And as if that weren’t cool enough… they actually met through the website! Man, that’s just about as awesome as awesome ever gets. Chuck Woolery can eat my dust!

And there’s a sentence I never could’ve predicted I’d write.

My spies tell me other Surf Reporters were in attendance as well, including Mr. and Mrs. Kenju, and Renn. The whole thing is almost too great to process…

Well-done, guys. I wish you nothing but the best, and hoist an outsize vessel of the golden elixir in your honor.

Please join me in congratulating the newlyweds!

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64 Responses to “The Best Smoking Fish Sighting Ever!”

2Tall, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:01 pm Said:

HAHAHAHA! #1
2Tall, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:02 pm Said:

Congratulations Tiff and Biff!!!
Debra, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:03 pm Said:

that is so awesome!!!
retrollama, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:08 pm Said:

Pretty cool!
JR, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:09 pm Said:

#5 and Congratulations!
JCIII, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:10 pm Said:

Happy Marriage Biff and Tiff !!
Wishing you many years of happiness!!
Carla, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:11 pm Said:

Amost missed the top 10!
Carla, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:12 pm Said:

How wonderful for you guys! Best of luck!
Alex, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:15 pm Said:

Congrat you two!

Jeff the matchmaker… whoda thunk it. =-)
mountie9wv, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:24 pm Said:

Congratulations!
Jason, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:29 pm Said:

Congratulations! A good looking couple!
CitizenX, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:35 pm Said:

Congrats Tiff & Biff
Too cool!

None of us can top that
(Nice hat, Biff)
tiff, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:39 pm Said:

I don’t know – don’t see any RINGS.

Thanks for playing matchmaker, Jeff, even if you didn’t know 2+ years ago that it was a-happenin’. Can’t think of a better place to meet some really fine folks than right here.
Evil Twin's Wife, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:46 pm Said:

Awww. I wish I could have been there, too. I’m so happy for them!!!
jim britton, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:47 pm Said:

That’s Neat!
Congratulations!
Hey, Jeff, if you’re starting a dating website, let me know.
I’ve tried Match & eHarmony before, but no joy.
Misselle, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:55 pm Said:

That is excellent! Congratulations!!!
kenju, on January 5th, 2009 at 6:58 pm Said:

Congratulations to my favorite new(ish) couple!
Gretchen, on January 5th, 2009 at 7:04 pm Said:

Congratulations and best wishes to the happy couple! )
Kat, on January 5th, 2009 at 7:05 pm Said:

How cool is that?! Congrats to the newlyweds!
Poo, on January 5th, 2009 at 7:08 pm Said:

What??? No invite for the surf report gang???

Just kidd’in….good luck guys and congats!
Poo
ralph, on January 5th, 2009 at 7:09 pm Said:

hope you will always be as happy as i thought i would be at each of my weddings
Brad K., on January 5th, 2009 at 7:39 pm Said:

Nicely done, Kids.
plaz, on January 5th, 2009 at 7:49 pm Said:

Congrats to the both of you, I hoist one to you in hopes of many happy years together! (Yes, yet another reason to hoist one!!!)
Shiny Rod, on January 5th, 2009 at 8:07 pm Said:

Congrats Tiff – I feel I’m losing my drinking buddy. Oh well, Gretchen, how do you feel about single malt scotch?
brian, on January 5th, 2009 at 8:08 pm Said:

what are the chances? eharmony doesn’t have anything on this.

Congrats!
Joe T., on January 5th, 2009 at 8:18 pm Said:

In the comments section of the earlier “snack report”, Jeff said he’d have a special report later in the day. I thought it might be about Eninen and their holiday “visit”. Then I come back and see the picture of a man and woman and say, “Could that be?” “They don’t look nearly as weird as I thought.” Then I read the post and was relieved that my mind could run wild for future Eninen posts.

Congratulations Tiff and Biff.
Biff Spiffy, on January 5th, 2009 at 8:33 pm Said:

Woot! Thanks to you, Mr. Kay. You keep a good stable of folks around here. Mostly.

Hoisting some golden elixir at this moment and enjoying the peace and quiet of a non-honeymoon at home.

Oh, and thanks Joe T for doubting that we’re Eninen. Phewf, that would be gross.
wordnerd, on January 5th, 2009 at 8:40 pm Said:

So effin’ cool.

Congrats, guys!
diane, on January 5th, 2009 at 8:50 pm Said:

Very cool!

All the best, Tiff and Biff!!

(Great pic by the way- you’se a fiiine lookin’ couple.)
DTO, on January 5th, 2009 at 9:05 pm Said:

What a great looking couple. I see lots of happiness there. And the girl lets if not insists on the hat in the shot. Very cool!

Miles and miles of smiles to you both.

Congratulations to you both…-dave
Deborah, on January 5th, 2009 at 9:05 pm Said:

Well, I’ll be dipped in donuts and rolled in sprinkles! Congrats!
pagan, on January 5th, 2009 at 9:11 pm Said:

Damn Tiff you think you could have shaved for your own Wedding!
(Sorry, Sorry,Sorry, Now I have to go to Hell for 1 bad wedding joke!!)
pagan, on January 5th, 2009 at 9:13 pm Said:

Actually Tiff you have a real Annette Benning vibe! Congrats to both of you!
Stephanie, on January 5th, 2009 at 9:18 pm Said:

Congratulations to you both!
Dave, on January 5th, 2009 at 9:35 pm Said:

Congrats to the happy couple! Y’all look great!

I’m just shocked that nobody had the bad taste to say, “I bet there’s gonna be another smoking fish sighting later tonight… yuk, yuk, yuk.”

Thankfully, the people here have better manners.
Tammie, on January 5th, 2009 at 9:41 pm Said:

What a great way to begin the new year!!! It couldn’t have happened to a better person. Tiff is one of a kind. Take good care of her Biff!

(If they get into an argument will it be a Tiff and Biff tiff?)

Sorry..I can’t help myself. I think of stuff like that.
The Evil Twin, on January 5th, 2009 at 10:47 pm Said:

Congratualtions, Tiff and Biff! Hope it’s a long and happy marriage, with emphasis on that “long” part (that’s what my late beloved father-in-law said on our wedding day)!

You’re right Jeff – You’ve reached a certain watermark when your blog results in a hitchin’! Woohooo!
renn, on January 5th, 2009 at 10:59 pm Said:

If you think that the picture is awesome, you should have heard the vows.

I mean, really. When was the last time you roared with laughter at a wedding?
Raleigh Polly, on January 5th, 2009 at 11:40 pm Said:

congratulations, Tiff and Biff!
Peggy Mehren, on January 6th, 2009 at 3:04 am Said:

This is so wonderful! I knew I saved my Asti for something better than New Years Eve. I did, howeve drink the cold duck. Health, wealth and happiness to both of you. Happy happy happy Love love love for ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Puff, on January 6th, 2009 at 4:23 am Said:

YEAH TIFF AND BIFF SPIFFY!!! Y’all look sooo wonderfully happy and beautious!!!! Wish I coulda been there….
Here’s mucho warm wishing going your way from Deutschland… All is Gute as the locals say…

Vielen Love and Kisses from Puff and the family (as you do)
Jorge, on January 6th, 2009 at 7:41 am Said:

Hey that’s awesome! What a great way to start off a new year. Congratulations.

And I feel that I have now been independently confirmed correct. Internet dating works.

Seriously, all the best you two.
SkullyWV, on January 6th, 2009 at 8:29 am Said:

TREEE-MENDOUS!!
Best wishes!!
dorothy, on January 6th, 2009 at 9:56 am Said:

congrats you two! have a wonderful happy life.
jeff,the effort you put into daily updates was all worth it.
Bill in PA, on January 6th, 2009 at 10:31 am Said:

Best wishes to the married couple.
Congratulations!!

This just proves we need a
“Surf Reporter Convention”.
Ron, on January 6th, 2009 at 10:59 am Said:

Congrats Tiff and Biff….. still upset that I wasn’t invited…
sunshine_in_va, on January 6th, 2009 at 11:59 am Said:

Congratulations to the happy couple. Be sure to have opaque children.

Have Jeff – maybe you should start your own matchmaking service; maybe call it K-Harmony.

Buh-doop cheesh!
Spiffy McClintlock, on January 6th, 2009 at 12:06 pm Said:

Way too spiffy!! Congrats you two
Door Quad, on January 6th, 2009 at 12:08 pm Said:

Congratulations to the happy couple! What’s with the non-honeymoon there Biff?
HBIC, on January 6th, 2009 at 12:15 pm Said:

Awesome!! Congratulations from over in Greenville, NC!
ms. barbara jane, on January 6th, 2009 at 1:19 pm Said:

Fantastic!
Congratulations you two!!!
Kevindust, on January 6th, 2009 at 1:20 pm Said:

Simply Excellent!

Congratulations, Happy Kids!
Biff Spiffy, on January 6th, 2009 at 1:21 pm Said:

DQ, we did the honeymoons first. The most recent being New York City for Christmas (what a seething vat of weirdness that place is).
Ognir, on January 6th, 2009 at 1:29 pm Said:

That’s a nice dress. Jeff should become ordained – and then he can marry people.
Buck, on January 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm Said:

My only regret is that I wasn’t there to be part of this event. I can only imagine what kind of over the top shennanigans I could have brought to your happiest day.

Generally where I’m from, such occasions are celebrated with shotguns and moonshine. Therefore, I’ll crack off a few rounds from the 12-gauge at the birdfeeder and open a jar with HEAVY DUST on the rusty lid in your honor.

Buck Out
Buck, on January 6th, 2009 at 1:34 pm Said:

Next thing y ou know–we’ll be treated to TV Commercials about the new WVSR dating services…then we’ll all have to fill out a five page detailed profile on our likes and dislikes and what kind of mate we’re looking for.

Questions like:

Are you offfended when your mate leaves a pile of clipped toenails on the nightstand?

Do you get irritated when your spouse does housework in the nude?

Would you be willing to pop a zit the size of a bottlecap on your mate’s back?

Do you own a bassboat? Do you have pictures?

Does your family own any land where you can hunt?

Just a sample of the WVSR “Connections Division” questionairre.

Buck Out
Mrs. L. Bangs, on January 6th, 2009 at 1:41 pm Said:

CONGRATULATIONS!

May you be as happy as Lester and I!
J Shifty, on January 6th, 2009 at 1:46 pm Said:

Late to the party as ever, but no less enthusiastically: Congratulations, folks!
Kathleen, on January 6th, 2009 at 2:25 pm Said:

Congratulations to Tiff & Biff! And to Jeff for being such a fabulous matchmaker w/o even trying!
uncle_wedgie, on January 6th, 2009 at 2:51 pm Said:

Should not the wedding be the further evidence link?
Bill in Cincy, on January 6th, 2009 at 3:02 pm Said:

Congratulations!! Hope you get laid !!!
Loser, on January 6th, 2009 at 3:44 pm Said:

There goes a perfectly good relationship!
Son of Sam, on January 7th, 2009 at 8:26 am Said:

Best of luck to both of you!
Shiny Rod, on January 7th, 2009 at 12:12 pm Said:

To Biff – Take good care of my girl and treat her like a queen and keep plenty of single malt scotch on hand.