The Best Smoking Fish Sighting Ever!

imag0063Yesterday I received wonderful news, my friends:  Surf Reporters Tiff and Biff Spiffy (Tiff & Biff!) were married at their home in Wake Forest, NC.

And as if that weren’t cool enough… they actually met through the website!  Man, that’s just about as awesome as awesome ever gets.  Chuck Woolery can eat my dust!

And there’s a sentence I never could’ve predicted I’d write.

My spies tell me other Surf Reporters were in attendance as well, including Mr. and Mrs. Kenju, and Renn.   The whole thing is almost too great to process…

Well-done, guys.  I wish you nothing but the best, and hoist an outsize vessel of the golden elixir in your honor.

Please join me in congratulating the newlyweds!

64 Responses to “The Best Smoking Fish Sighting Ever!”

  1. HAHAHAHA! #1

  2. Congratulations Tiff and Biff!!!

  3. that is so awesome!!!

  4. Pretty cool!

  5. #5 and Congratulations!

  6. Happy Marriage Biff and Tiff !!
    Wishing you many years of happiness!!

  7. Amost missed the top 10!

  8. How wonderful for you guys! Best of luck!

  9. Congrat you two!

    Jeff the matchmaker… whoda thunk it. =-)

  10. Congratulations!

  11. Congratulations! A good looking couple!

  12. Congrats Tiff & Biff
    Too cool!

    None of us can top that
    (Nice hat, Biff)

  13. I don’t know – don’t see any RINGS.

    Thanks for playing matchmaker, Jeff, even if you didn’t know 2+ years ago that it was a-happenin’. Can’t think of a better place to meet some really fine folks than right here.

  14. Awww. I wish I could have been there, too. I’m so happy for them!!!

  15. That’s Neat!
    Congratulations!
    Hey, Jeff, if you’re starting a dating website, let me know.
    I’ve tried Match & eHarmony before, but no joy.

  16. That is excellent! Congratulations!!!

  17. Congratulations to my favorite new(ish) couple!

  18. Congratulations and best wishes to the happy couple! :o )

  19. How cool is that?! Congrats to the newlyweds!

  20. What??? No invite for the surf report gang???

    Just kidd’in….good luck guys and congats!
    Poo

  21. hope you will always be as happy as i thought i would be at each of my weddings

  22. Nicely done, Kids.

  23. Congrats to the both of you, I hoist one to you in hopes of many happy years together! (Yes, yet another reason to hoist one!!!)

  24. Congrats Tiff – I feel I’m losing my drinking buddy. Oh well, Gretchen, how do you feel about single malt scotch?

  25. what are the chances? eharmony doesn’t have anything on this.

    Congrats!

  26. In the comments section of the earlier “snack report”, Jeff said he’d have a special report later in the day. I thought it might be about Eninen and their holiday “visit”. Then I come back and see the picture of a man and woman and say, “Could that be?” “They don’t look nearly as weird as I thought.” Then I read the post and was relieved that my mind could run wild for future Eninen posts.

    Congratulations Tiff and Biff.

  27. Woot! Thanks to you, Mr. Kay. You keep a good stable of folks around here. Mostly.

    Hoisting some golden elixir at this moment and enjoying the peace and quiet of a non-honeymoon at home.

    Oh, and thanks Joe T for doubting that we’re Eninen. Phewf, that would be gross.

  28. So effin’ cool.

    Congrats, guys!

  29. Very cool!

    All the best, Tiff and Biff!!

    (Great pic by the way- you’se a fiiine lookin’ couple.)

  30. What a great looking couple. I see lots of happiness there. And the girl lets if not insists on the hat in the shot. Very cool!

    Miles and miles of smiles to you both.

    Congratulations to you both…-dave

  31. Well, I’ll be dipped in donuts and rolled in sprinkles! Congrats!

  32. Damn Tiff you think you could have shaved for your own Wedding!
    (Sorry, Sorry,Sorry, Now I have to go to Hell for 1 bad wedding joke!!)

  33. Actually Tiff you have a real Annette Benning vibe! Congrats to both of you!

  34. Congratulations to you both!

  35. Congrats to the happy couple! Y’all look great!

    I’m just shocked that nobody had the bad taste to say, “I bet there’s gonna be another smoking fish sighting later tonight… yuk, yuk, yuk.”

    Thankfully, the people here have better manners.

  36. What a great way to begin the new year!!! It couldn’t have happened to a better person. Tiff is one of a kind. Take good care of her Biff!

    (If they get into an argument will it be a Tiff and Biff tiff?)

    Sorry..I can’t help myself. I think of stuff like that.

  37. Congratualtions, Tiff and Biff! Hope it’s a long and happy marriage, with emphasis on that “long” part (that’s what my late beloved father-in-law said on our wedding day)!

    You’re right Jeff – You’ve reached a certain watermark when your blog results in a hitchin’! Woohooo!

  38. If you think that the picture is awesome, you should have heard the vows.

    I mean, really. When was the last time you roared with laughter at a wedding?

  39. congratulations, Tiff and Biff!

  40. This is so wonderful! I knew I saved my Asti for something better than New Years Eve. I did, howeve drink the cold duck. Health, wealth and happiness to both of you. Happy happy happy Love love love for ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. YEAH TIFF AND BIFF SPIFFY!!! Y’all look sooo wonderfully happy and beautious!!!! Wish I coulda been there….
    Here’s mucho warm wishing going your way from Deutschland… All is Gute as the locals say…

    Vielen Love and Kisses from Puff and the family (as you do)

  42. Hey that’s awesome! What a great way to start off a new year. Congratulations.

    And I feel that I have now been independently confirmed correct. Internet dating works.

    Seriously, all the best you two.

  43. TREEE-MENDOUS!!
    Best wishes!!

  44. congrats you two! have a wonderful happy life.
    jeff,the effort you put into daily updates was all worth it.

  45. Best wishes to the married couple.
    Congratulations!!

    This just proves we need a
    “Surf Reporter Convention”.

  46. Congrats Tiff and Biff….. still upset that I wasn’t invited…

  47. Congratulations to the happy couple. Be sure to have opaque children.

    Have Jeff – maybe you should start your own matchmaking service; maybe call it K-Harmony.

    Buh-doop cheesh!

  48. Way too spiffy!! Congrats you two

  49. Congratulations to the happy couple! What’s with the non-honeymoon there Biff?

  50. Awesome!! Congratulations from over in Greenville, NC!

  51. Fantastic!
    Congratulations you two!!!

  52. Simply Excellent!

    Congratulations, Happy Kids!

  53. DQ, we did the honeymoons first. The most recent being New York City for Christmas (what a seething vat of weirdness that place is).

  54. That’s a nice dress. Jeff should become ordained – and then he can marry people.

  55. My only regret is that I wasn’t there to be part of this event. I can only imagine what kind of over the top shennanigans I could have brought to your happiest day.

    Generally where I’m from, such occasions are celebrated with shotguns and moonshine. Therefore, I’ll crack off a few rounds from the 12-gauge at the birdfeeder and open a jar with HEAVY DUST on the rusty lid in your honor.

    Buck Out

  56. Next thing y ou know–we’ll be treated to TV Commercials about the new WVSR dating services…then we’ll all have to fill out a five page detailed profile on our likes and dislikes and what kind of mate we’re looking for.

    Questions like:

    Are you offfended when your mate leaves a pile of clipped toenails on the nightstand?

    Do you get irritated when your spouse does housework in the nude?

    Would you be willing to pop a zit the size of a bottlecap on your mate’s back?

    Do you own a bassboat? Do you have pictures?

    Does your family own any land where you can hunt?

    Just a sample of the WVSR “Connections Division” questionairre.

    Buck Out

  57. CONGRATULATIONS!

    May you be as happy as Lester and I!

  58. Late to the party as ever, but no less enthusiastically: Congratulations, folks!

  59. Congratulations to Tiff & Biff! And to Jeff for being such a fabulous matchmaker w/o even trying!

  60. Should not the wedding be the further evidence link?

  61. Congratulations!! Hope you get laid !!!

  62. There goes a perfectly good relationship!

  63. Best of luck to both of you!

  64. To Biff – Take good care of my girl and treat her like a queen and keep plenty of single malt scotch on hand.

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