Comments on: We Need More Cable TV!

By: D

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:21:20 +0000

My ultimate channel would be one that showed nothing except people slipping and falling. Preferably on ice, as that is by far the best. Of course any unexpected slippery surface would suffice.

Just for the record, tripping and falling is not nearly as funny to me as SLIPPING and falling. Not that tripping isn’t funny, it certainly is, but slipping has it beat any day of the week. The cartoon-like “running-in-mid-air” is priceless, before the inevitable gravity induced fall to earth.

By: Gino

Gino — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:01:28 +0000

I can’t imagine a better idea than having a tattoo of the smoking fish. That way I could wear the hat, have the tattoo, and print out the smoking fish for every time I take a picture in front of something famous…. that is if I ever go anywhere famous.

By: Knucklehead

Knucklehead — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:54:32 +0000

Holy crap, it is Tuesday! See, when you don’t work, it’s hard to keep track…

By: brokencog

brokencog — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:10:48 +0000

The Politician White Lies, and the Grey Ones and the Fat Outta’ Control Rhinoceros Granddaddy lies Channel. It would be complete with campaign commercials that display ultimate batshit hypocrisy, compared to the actual “decisions” made.
It would be a nice-touch with “Human” interest stories with the likes of Tricky Dicky, Johnson etc. and a blowout special of ‘Not Having Sex with That Woman!”‘ and replays of Colin Powell getting greased up by Bush in his U.N. Speech on the eights.

By: Tony Tony Tony

Tony Tony Tony — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:45:11 +0000

Standing in Line Channel.

Various lines throughout the world.

Specials include:
Who’s Line is it anyway? (Filmed at festival concert portapotty banks)

What’s my line (filmed in DMV’s and Polling places)

The thin red line (single file irish waiting on Guiness)

The long gray line (Old people waiting to…die)

And the hit sitcom: No-Cutsies.