Comments on: I’ve Got GPS Voices In My Head!

By: Cindi K in VA

Cindi K in VA — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:25:07 +0000

why don’t I get piss shivers? I think the rest of these gals might have a little problem with the truth-eh girls? After reading this I have vowed to hold my piss as long as possible in a scholarly effort to produce a piss shiver that will shiver me timbers.

Glossary-any of the many references to Dean Koontz novel as in – “Hard, deep-fried grease shells, “water,” snapping veins, people sucking marrow out of shiny bones, great sheets of animal skin hanging from the corner of glistening mouths… it’s like something out of a Dean Koontz novel. ”

or the entry that in my soul surfing first brought me to the WVSR – “It’ll be like a daily Dean Koontz novel inside your underwear.”

“diarrhea cannon” -from the same fascinating article-self explanatory, but descriptive nonetheless.

fucks per minute (FPM)-used to quantify the number of times the word fuck is uttered in a sixty second cycle. Expressed mathematically as: fucks/min=FPM ; whereby if the frequency of fucks was 3600, and the measurement of time is 60 seconds (i.e. 1 minute); the frequency, or FPM, would equal 60. As in 60FPM, expressed as a FPM rate.

By: xan

xan — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:57:01 +0000

i think bob ross or fred rogers would be nice, especially in traffic. their voices would keep me calm. but gary owens would be my choice.

By: Good2go

Good2go — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:06:12 +0000

Thank you Alex and DTO.

By: Carla

Carla — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:45:58 +0000

Jason,
There is a place caled tomtom home and you can doenload all kinds of voices or scrensavers, opening and clsing screens and vehicle Icons. It is all free, maps are what cost more money.

It is pretty nifty.

By: SkullyWV

SkullyWV — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:53:36 +0000

Sam Kinison- TURN RIGHT!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!