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	<title>Jeff Kay’s West Virginia Surf Report!</title>
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	<description>Ridiculous adventures in suburbia.</description>
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		<title>Tell Us Your Roommate Horror Stories</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Somehow I&#8217;ve made it to almost-old without racking up too much roommate experience.  Not counting girlfriends and relatives, I&#8217;ve only shared an apartment with one roommate in my life.  And that lasted for just four months, or so.
When I moved to Greensboro I rented a place with a guy from the Convenience Story.  And he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scranton St. Patrick&#8217;s Day Parade 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I worked until almost 2 a.m. on Friday night, and needed to be “at the Camaro” in one of the staging areas for the Scranton St. Patrick’s Day Parade, at 11:15 a.m. on Saturday.  And when I looked at myself in the mirror the next morning (the same morning), I wondered if there was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Whole Jacked-Up Mess o&#8217; Stuff</title>
		<description><![CDATA[To answer Wednesday&#8217;s question, about the brick-hard iced tea I was served (details here), I noticed it was completely ice free around 10:40 pm.  So, it took more than seven hours, underneath a lamp, for the thing to return to its natural beveragey state.
And I think someone needs to come in and adjust the settings [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sleep Deprivation and Vending Machine Trouble</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple of nights ago I put a buck twenty-five into a soda machine at work, made my selection (Mountain Dew Severe), and the bottle changed positions a little, but didn&#8217;t fall.
&#8220;What the hell?!&#8221; I shouted, in outrage.  Then I put my shoulder down, and rammed the machine like De&#8217;Cody Fagg.
But, of course, there&#8217;s never [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smells Like a Late Update, and Stuff</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I came home from work on Sunday night, and this website was down.  So was Mockable, and it was all fairly annoying.  But, you know, it&#8217;ll happen from time to time.
And after I hoisted my heft off the dormancy platform, and shuffle-pooted to my computer the next morning, I saw that both sites were STILL [...]]]></description>
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