Fast Food Review: McDonald’s Big Mac Snack Wrap
I know a guy with a friend who works at McDonald’s, and the friend reportedly keeps the guy stocked with a supply of black market Big Mac sauce. It’s delivered, I’m told, in oblong plastic bags with a nipple on one end.
When he told me this, I busted out laughing. What would a person do with such contraband? I imagined him tooling down the interstate, cranking the Steve Miller Band (he fits the profile), with one of those curious things jiggling on the console of his car. And occasionally, maybe every couple of miles or so, he’d hoist it to his mouth and take another blast off his “teat o’ sauce.”
And I find that scenario to be amusing.
Unfortunately, however, I now also know how such a blast would taste. Because I made the mistake of trying the new McDonald’s Big Mac Snack Wrap…
I saw a commercial for the odd, just-released fast food novelty a few weeks ago, and it was clear I needed to give it a try. The whole thing seemed ludicrous, so a personal investigation was in order.
The word “wrap” is synonymous (rightly or wrongly) with “healthy” and “light.” And the Big Mac is more aligned with words such as “enormous, riffled ass” and “defibrillator.” The Big Mac Snack Wrap seemed to be a contradiction in terms, like tasteful tube-top or enjoyable opera. So, I had to check it out, ASAP.
Yeah, and it wasn’t very good.
One cost $1.49, but they were running a special (get this!): two for $2.98. A great deal, huh? I went with the bulk pricing, and took home the alarmingly light carry-out bag. And here’s how the first one looked:
Is that pitiful, or what? Big Mac has a reputation for being a large burger (it could be a bit larger), but the Big Mac Wrap seemed to be emaciated and fully collapsed.
And here’s why:
Opened up, it looked like a poodle turd on a slimy tortilla.
I don’t know… Supposedly the wrap has the same ingredients as the real Big Mac (beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, etc.), but all I could taste was the sauce.
I do see a few pickles, and a couple pieces of lettuce, but I don’t remember tasting them. I think onions and cheese is a complete myth. Basically, it was all sauce: a flour tortilla coated with the stuff and rolled-up.
Blecch. It’s probably what World War II rationing food tasted like.
No way was I going to choke down the second one, so I pawned it off on my wife, without comment. And after two bites she made a face, and said, “What is this, a Thousand Island dressing burrito?”
The concept is ridiculous, and the execution is poor. It tastes terrible (like a hit off the console sauce-sack), and it’s tiny (this is America, dammit!). No way it’s worth a dollar fifty. In fact, I don’t think it’s worth free.
I’m not accustomed to judging fast food so harshly, because it’s generally our friend, but this thing was a complete disaster. I’m going to give it a D-, and believe that’s generous. The high concentration of sauce nearly caused the roof of my mouth to split open!
Have you tried the Big Mac Snack Wrap? Give us your thoughts in the comments.
And since it was full-on terrible, please also tell us about the worst thing you’ve ever ordered in a fast food restaurant. I’m not talking about flies in your food, or things like that. I mean something that was prepared the correct way, with no contamination – just awful.
Thanks for reading! I’ll see ya next time.
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What the hell are you on, Jeff? The second picture made my mouth start to water just from looking at it. Yum.
First!
Yes I have had that wrap fiasco! And I’m such an idiot, I had a second time thinking, “it couldn’t possibly be that terrible. Maybe the assrabbits making it screwed up!”
Worst fast food ever. The Big ‘n’ Nasty!! Also from WacArnolds! That’s like a precursor for the saltiest burger ever (angus third pounder)
3 yeah – read later…..
I don’t know about black market Big Mac sauce but if I could find a hook up at Wendys, I’d pay for a bulk package of the chili seasoning in the little gold packets.
If it ain’t a DQPC or on the Dollar Menu (McDouble FTW!) I don’t bother with McDonald’s. Every once in a while I get some McNuggets, and promptly remember why I never get them. McNuggets are like the Zero Bar… every once in a while you see one and think “Hmmm, I haven’t had a Zero Bar in years, I think I’ll try one. And after one bite you chuck it in the garbage and say Never Again! Until a few years later when you encounter a dusty box of ‘em in the checkout line at the drug store, and the cycle repeats.
Jeff: I swear the second photo is one of those extreme closeups from a porno film. I can’t remember the name of the film, but it was the one about the repair man.
Crotch: I think Bourbon Season is officially over, and there’s no indication that Jeff tokes up on maryjane, so my guess would be Sudafed, but it would just BE a guess.
The: The Zero Bars were the cocktail lounges on the Akagi, Kaga, Soryu, Hiryu, Shokaku and Zuikaku. Tiger, tiger, tiger.
Gretchen: I know you’re out there somewhere. Hope you’re feeling well and survived the electric kool-aid MRI test.
Amigos: I heard it’s not fast food–it’s just good food quickly, but my LDL begs to differ.
Abe Lincoln is 201 today and might still be alive if he’d gone through the drive-through and eaten in his car instead of the booth.
Five days until the 5th anniversary of the tragic shooting of Dr. Thompson. If you don’t have your life celebration materials ready, call your dealer immediately.
with regards,
jtb
So, have you ever asked your friend w/the black market teated Mac Sauce, why he doesn’t just put 1000 Island Dressing in a baby bottle himself?
Big Macs are only good in Europe. Don’t know why. Could be the longing for home and the familiar (even though I never eat a Big Mac at hom) or maybe I like horse meat better than I thought.
That should be called the Big Fat Crap Wrap. There’s a reason you need 3 pieces of bread and thousands of tiny onions.
I once got a piece of fried chicken from KFC with a feather cemented into the extra-crispy batter. Gross. The manager just said “Yeah, well, they’re chickens. So you’ll have that.”
Ewww, that looks disgusting! One time, I had the chicken strips at KFC and they tasted like they’d been battered in salt. Like a couple of salt licks.
The link to the baconator is broken. It goes to a page that says, “You are looking for something that isn’t here.”
wtf? a morning update? wonderful!!
Mac Wrap: Awful. Had one the other day and it was just plain disappointment wrapped in a tortilla. If I wanted a half-assed version of a Big Mac, I’d go to the ghetto McD’s closer to my house, rather than driving the extra 8 minutes to go to the one in the suburbs.
Worst fast food I ever had would have to be an Arby’s Beef and Cheddar that somehow felt like it had been soaked in a strange oily water mixture, and immediately slid apart upon unwrapping. I swear, it just slid apart immediately into what seemed to be a 10″ wide layer of meat covered in a nasty slime and cheddar cheese sauce. Needless to say, that one got trashed after one bite. Also had a Whopper that they somehow forgot to put the meat on. Not sure how that got by everybody, but I opened my bag at work to discover a meatless whopper.
JTB–Enjoyed the Zero Joke…glad you knew the names of the Japanese Carriers from ww2.
I don’t eat take out food very often. I can’t help but imagine the horrid things that the zit covered, greasy haired, testosterone buzzed kids are doing to MY food before I get it.
Makes me want to hurl just thinking about it.
I will never try the Big Mac snack wrap, but if it makes a difference, their “healthier” snack wraps aren’t TOO bad. I mean, by McDonalds standards. The only reason I ever go to McDonalds at all is for the kids, so if I am forced to eat there, the grilled chicken snack wraps are… acceptable. And tiny, just like your Big Mac version.
And you get about 4 shreds of lettuce and 3 shreds of cheese with an emaciated, grilled chicken strip inside your giant tortilla. Oddly, though, I think that the tortilla is quite tasty… possibly the tastiest part of the whole monstrosity.
Jeff, thanks for the heads up–I’ll definitely avoid. For those of you interested, the Mac Wrap is 330 calories and 26 grams of carbs vs. the Big Mac Sandwich which is 540 calories and 45 grams of carbs.
I just got back from Guatemala. We mostly had home cooking, but I had to try McDonald’s at the airport. I ordered their version of the Big N’ Tasty, called the McNificent. Everything was pretty standard, except the meat… much tougher than American patties, and not as flavorful. They have no guarantee of 100% beef outside the US…
Still chuckling at the poodle turd… won’t be trying the McSnack wrap, not if Wendy’s is still open.
Got a fish samwich at McDonalds and it still had the hook in it. I used to sorta like the McChicken samwiches but the last one left a horrid taste in my mouth. In fact I can’t really think of anything they make that I really like…but it’s right there, ya know? I think thats why so many people eat there.
As an outside sales rep for the past 20 years, I have eaten my full life time allocation of McDonalds, Wendy’s, Burger King, etc.
Now, I look for locally owned delis for pastrami on rye, pizza shops that sell Italians, Greek restaurants that have Gyros, etc.
A couple of bucks more, but real food.
I am sick of salt burgers and avoid them unless I am in East Bumfuck, starving, and the only eatery with a light on is one of the dreaded Fatburger joints.
Burger King had tacos on their menu for a short while a few years ago. Jebus Crust, those things were awful! I can’t even describe them. My mind has blocked it all out, I’m afraid. I don’t throw away food, but I got three of these things and threw away two and a half. They were so bad, it hurt!
No such tasty treats across here.
Though, I can advise that it would probably have tasted
better if you’d asked them to deep fry it!
Just a tip, for next time.
We are lucky enough to have a Billboard that seems to only host McDonald’s advertising close to our home, so I was quickly apprised of the new Big Mac Snack Wrap.
My first thought upon encountering the billboard “Yeah, ‘cus it’s the bun that kills ya”, and so I’ve never tried one.
Thanks to the WVSR I don’t have to! I’m so glad that Jeff is a part of my lfe, doing the dirty work so I don’t have to!
McDonalds just ‘jumped the chalupa’. Next thing you know they will be serving the big mac burger with an Ice Cream scooper like Taco Bell.
A baby bottle full of Mac sauce for long trips would certainly work for my friend. I’ll have to suggest it to him. Also, I love the idea of calling this thing the Big Fat Crap Wrap.
jtb, you’re blowing my mind, maaan.
Dear Jeff -
Thanks for the public service announcement. I am sure McDonald’s is going to love it.
Not a freqent visitor, I certainly will avoid this and prohibit my grandson frrom ordering it when he insists we stop there..
Their Egg Mcmuffin is good – especially if you have an early flight at the airport.
But this – OOOOOOOOOK
I’d still eat it. I have been known to devour 3 week old Taquitos from QuickTrip.
I haven’t had a big mac or burger form one of these type of places for years.
I do like the McPorridge thought. That’s good value.
Andrew
Corinne, As evidenced by my powerful upper body (ahem), I enjoy an occasional visit to McDonald’s. But I won’t be ordering the wrap again. Their Angus burgers are also terrible. But the regular Big Mac, and the Quarter Pounder…. mmmm.
Robb, I’d be very interested in your review of this “crap wrap” as somebody above called it. If you try one, please let us know.
That picture looks nothing like the advertised picture. I thought the burger was in bite size pieces.
I had a craving for a normal Big Mac the other day. It looked like a white castle burger it was so small. I remember it being enough to fill you up.
It would take at least three Big Macs to equal what I remember a Big Mac being a few years ago.
I am what is termed a “heavy user” in the fast food industry. I know that is bad and I have no excuse. I don’t tend to try their new offerings, because I have been burned in the past. I miss the McDLT, so that dates me, right there. The worst thing I ever ate was a beef stew served in a sourdough bread bowl at Legoland. I have no idea what the “meat” was, but it tasted like ass, and had full on ligaments and gristle. The liquid portion of this purported stew looked like….well, never mind.
I only get the regular burgers at Mc Donalds. I just ate 2. Not bad in a pinch.
Hiya!
The “properly prepared” McNuggets are gawdawful. They really should be removed from the menu.
This is local “fast Food”…in my are we have such a place called “Beef A Roo”…yes I am serious. Google it. anyways. pretty good, but one time I tried the olive burger…sounded good but it really was 10,000 green olives mixed with mayo on a burger. I don’t throw out food, but that went right in the garbage. Here they just ran a special…buy one Big Mac, get the second for yesterdays temp…I got one for .12 cents. Score. If I could have froze them, I would …lol
ok. I have to go work out.
“Opened up, it looked like a poodle turd on a slimy tortilla.” Can’t say I’d know a poodle turd from a spaniels, but that certainly says all we need to know!
Tried the Snack Wrap; ok, won’t send me running back for another one.
Worst food on purpose IMHO are McDonald’s Hash Browns. Bleah.
I have limited experience with fast food, I just feel sorry for my hard earned money to go to these places. But once in a while I give it a chance, and I’m even more sorry. Recently the MCD fries and buns taste bitter, I tried them in several restaurants. Ok, but a positive experience, too. Last year I was in Malaysia and the team went to MCD. They had fried chicken pieces. Real chicken, even the bone in, and it definitely had a Malaysian flavor to it. I really liked it, and I was impressed how they embrace local food.
If you are what you eat then I’m fast, cheap, and bad for your health. But I’d never think to try a fucking big mac burrito. And I’ve never had their fish sandwich either.
Further Evidence?
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&x=0&ref_=nb_sb_ss_i_0_11&y=0&field-keywords=my%20new%20pink%20button&url=search-alias%3Daps&sprefix=my%20new%20pink
That second picture reminds me of the last time I changed a diaper. I think I’ll pass on this one, thanks for saving me $1.49 Jeff.
I tried the wrap a couple o’weeks ago. The one I had actually wasn’t bad. The poodle turds were in bite sized pieces….turdletts. An even amount of everything that was suppose to be in it, was. So, Jeff, I think you got hosed.
The worse?…. Tried Chick-a-Fillet (?) or whatever it’s called. Grilled chicken sammich. Dryer than a popcorn fart. The wheat bun was dry as dirt. The slimey chicken breast was salty as hell and a consistancy I have never experienced. Lettuce, tomato and two tiny, nickel sized, pickle chips. That’s it. No mayo, nuttin. When digging around in the bag for a napkin, I found a little packet of BBQ sauce…WTF was that for? But by that time I chucked the chicken out the car window for the squirrels to fight over. YUUUCK. Never again.
….how about…… “the worst”…….
I got Wendy’s Homestyle Chicken Strips a few times. The second and third times only because I thought there had to be something wrong with the previous batches. They tasted like vomit.
Wow, i like this review and your blog…
’cause i think anything that is this cheap must be full of , well something other than food.
Good on you, where i live I cant always say whether something is bad , or even more bizarrely, whether it’s good.
In communist era Bulgaria, you would not have such muck. And that’s why there’re still not as portly as us westerners. But since the invasion of McDonalds, i see the kids are getting fatter. They love it. I want to ban it.
Awesome Jeff! I’ve been waiting for this review since I first saw those hilarious commercials. -Man stares lovingly at the wrap- “Yeah, I know you” — WTF!!!
Re: Uncle Wedgie’s Amazon link — I’m not up on all my female-body-parts terminology, so I looked up “labia” on Wikipedia, and was shown much more than I ever wanted to see.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labia_minora
Since when has Wikipedia become the Hustler Magazine of reference sources?
And if that picture on Wikipedia really was a typical example of what most of those things looked like, I think I’d probably have to turn homo.
Yep, Swami…that’s an oversized labia! That’s what we wack off in the office….Labiaplasty….and she needs an appointment ASAP
Thanks for making me feel genuinely unwell Jeff. Having just eaten I feel like I’ll never eat again…. Interesting though!
Speaking of McNasty Swami…thanks.
How dare they mess with a Big Mac!! Absolutely criminal!
That labia on the wikipedia page is very generous. Looks like she could use a lip trim and maybe a wax.
The wiki-labia. Some sort of Australian bush beast? I can almost picture the eyes flanking the mouth. Begin the puns and crocodile hunter lines…
Remember McPizza.. McRib.?
I try to eat at McD’s once per month to flush out my system. Nothing like McDiahreah for a good system purge.
I sent my husband on an Arby’s Emergency Run when I was pregnant with the Nooze. [Curly Fries cravings could NOT be denied.]
They were possibly the most DISGUSTING things I have ever tried to eat in my life. They tasted like they had been pulled out of the trash – and warmed in the sweaty armpits of the drive through worker.
I haven’t eaten ANY Arby’s food since then. The Nooze will be ten this year.
Whoops. I’m told that the Sweaty Pit Fries came from Hardee’s. I’ve apparently been boycotting the wrong restaurant all of these years!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labia_minora
That looks like the meat in Jeff’s Mac Snack Wrap, with less hair.
Ah, the McRib. I’d forgotten all about that. Can’t even remember if it was good or not.
I actually like McDonald’s breakfast stuff. If I have to go to a job site straight from home in the morning, I’ll hit up that drive-thru for a sausage+egg McMuffin and two hash browns. Wash it down with a travel mug of coffee from home. That’s some good eating, and it lasts me all day. Their fries are good if you get them fresh; the burgers are only OK.
But sometimes all I want is a glass of McWater.
Fat Secretary – remember this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac
The McRib had pickles on it…who the fuck puts pickles on ribs? Well…I mean a chopped and shaped pork-like product.
@hotfuzz – I call that Ronniezuma’s Revenge!
http://listverse.com/2009/05/30/top-10-failed-mcdonalds-products/
It takes McGuts to suggest a product like the McHULA or McPASTA…
When I saw an advertisement for that wrap thing, I thought… that’s just wrong. McDonald’s and wraps just do not go in the same sentence. Now I see I was right… it’s wrong!
The only thing I will eat from McDonald’s are the french fries — can’t resist them! I may never shake the thought of the “poodle turd!”
Thanks for the review! I will keep my $1.49 and put it towards a batch of fries
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@ Casey J – Beef a Roo…Beef a Roo..it’s the only place for yooou!!! Hello from a fellow Rockfordian!
I tried the snack wrap. ICK. I’d rather eat one than those god-awful Angus burgers. That thing was nasty.
Huh. I tried it recently and it wasn’t that bad. I liked the smaller size and the fact that it still tasted a bit like a Big Mac.
I guess we’ll be agreeing to disagree here. A regular Big Mac is better by far though.
Worst fast food ever? Hmmmmm. I think that would be a White Castle burger. I know they’re favored by many, but ewww. Small square slimy bit of meat on a biscuit. Not something I’d repeat.
I love, LOVE, burger king breakfast shit. Love it. Just found out that there’s lots of BKs that no longer serve breakfast. Fucking scam. Is anyone with me? Member that giant breakfast sandwich they had? Am I the only person on earff who’s upset?
Best fast food = mexican food from a street vendor cart. A $3 burrito that fills you up for a major portion of the day; how the hell are you gonna beat that? And the local health dept actually pays MORE attention to these folks than the regular restaurants, so they actually need to be even MORE clean that the ordinary restaurants. Mickey D’s is a super-scam, and they are actually trying to kiil you. Don’t doubt it for a second. Ronald McDonald is trying to kill you. With a high powered rifle if necessary.
@Hardoxdan Thanks for that…. :’(
i love your blog~! I read the Alli article before this one and they are so great, i’m adding it to my XML feed…
I go to McDonald’s if I’m out in the morning for a sausage egg McMuffin or sometimes fries but generally don’t get anything else except coffee or juice.
I think I did have a Big Mac Wrap quite awhile and it was a watered down version of the real thing which I guess is the intent. I liked that it had the filling without so much bun but these days I’m not much on fast food – to salty – so I never got it again (and after that picture, I never will!). A few decades ago I was hooked on Big Mac’s and had one every chance I got, with fries and a chocolate shake. Times change!
Worst fast food I ever have had was a salad from McDonald’s, I don’t get them there at all anymore – wilted etc.
I like to go to Wendy’s and get their Mandarin Chicken Salad (or something like that, I forget what it’s called) or their Taco Salad or their baked potato with sour cream/chives.
I like Tim Hortons chili too.
People crack me up.
The definition of douchebag is someone who tells you they don’t eat fast food and never watch TV in the same conversation.
Hi Jeff,
hmmm… interesting. Although I visit McD from time to time (no, we don’t have this wrap here in Germany), I learned from tearful experiences that I always have to stick to my standards (Big Mac, Royal with cheese which is your quarter pounder, McRib). I gave up trying different things and oh yes, I do think that they are not the cheapest ones around as well.
The only part of the Mac menu that I like is breakfast. If they served their breakfast items all day I’d visit them more often.
Hmm, in theory the concept is OK, since the bun is the part of burger I like the least. But on the other hand, even with burgers I’ve learned to like the ones with less or even no sauce, mayo or anything like that. Healthy = good, but based on what you wrote, this isn’t it… but let’s see if these ever get around to Finland and I can go check them out myself
Eeew! As a reformed fast food addict, I am happy to see that the new wrap looks unappetizing to me. Yuck! It’s amazing how our tastes change and how difficult it is to break bad eating habits. Especially the ones that occur as “normal”. Everyone drinks diet coke and quarter-pounders, right? McDonald’s for me is like an old boyfriend – been there, done that. I do like Wendy’s though – they have variety and juicy hamburgers. lol!
I was intrigued at first, but fortunately it ended there. Actually, it was the same feeling I had about the Ipad. I wanted one when I first heard about it, but once I calmly thought it through, I knew that my mind was decieving me.
I actually went to McDonald’s for the first time in about six month yesterday, but I stuck with the old reliable – Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
and Jeff, were you feeling nauseous within half an hour?
I’m currently trying a gluten-free diet in another example of “Throw everything at the wall and see what sticks” doctoring. So, I won’t be trying the Mac Snack Crap any time soon….unless I have them plate the innards “in a boat”, as I once heard a fellow customer demand of his burger order. I don’t eat much fast food anyway (though I do watch TV, JDL).
On a side note, I just spent 5 minutes getting Rick Rolled on Centrum’s customer service line, only to be told that they “can neither confirm nor deny” the presence of gluten in their vitamins. What is this, the X-Files?! (or for you youngins: What is this, a Fringe event?!).
OH Yuk Yuk Yuk.. I only go to McDonald’s once in a while for my daughter – she loves the toys, and then I give in the temptation of a small shake – but its soooo bad for me!.. Definitely not trying this stuff…. The worst thing? probably Taco Bell years ago… I really don’t do fast food.. Why eat fast food, makes me fat, tasts terrible, and has no nutritional value. OK. Off my high horse and going for a shake.
I haven’t tried this yet and honestly wasn’t planning on it. Even in the commercials it looks icky.
I’m sorry to say I do enjoy the big mac, even though it too is executed poorly – small pieces of meat not big enough to cover the bread with sauce poured unevenly over it. But the flavor is great.
Your post confirmed my decision to stay away. Thanks! And hey, I like the Steve Miller Band!
Have you tried the Big Mac Snack Wrap?
I admire your courage my friend.
As a healthy eating expert, I’d rather starve! That said, I agree if you are going to go for a burger … you want a burger … NOT a wrap.
This is a bad idea indeed.
Krizia
The one thing you never hear anyone say, ever, is “You know, I could really go for a Filet-O-Fish right now”.
I actually like the McRib as a guilty pleasure (minus the pickles, OMG blechh) but other that I just get McDoubles. Cheap enough to buy extra and throw away the extras, and bland enough on their own to add spices at home. Garlic, lemon-pepper, hot sauce, whatever you prefer.
I don’t eat processed food that much and I am shock to hear about the sauce. Thanks for telling me that.
That is funny. C’mon guys you are picking on my favorite high class restaurant. I don’t get down off the mountain much but when i do can’t wait to hit Mickydees.
Last night I was in one that had an honest to goodness real life baby grand piano in the dining area, that was automated like an old time player piano and it actually played dinner music while I crunched on my fries.
Life is good!
Tell the truth everyone, you all reall love it too. LOL
I’ve had one – even two now! – and loved it! I adore the Big Mac and although this is small and not exactly the same experience, it’s less calories and helps fill that need for the taste of a BM. Not a bad deal and I wish they’d done it a long time ago.
For those Rockfordians mentioning Beef-A-Roo… god bless you! I’m originally from Rockford, IL and miss that place. Nothing compares!
The term “Where’s the Beef?” popped into my head. For the price the thing was tiny and barely had any beef at all on it. I’m saying if a Big Mac has two beef patties then the wrap should have the same two beef patties instead of the half patty they lay in there like a dead fish….
That looks utterly foul, but I can’t say I’m surprised. Thanks for the warning!
The worst fast food experience I had was an Arby’s Chicken Sandwich. It started out OK, but somewhere in the middle of the patty was a bloated vein or something. I only know I bit in, there was distinct “crack” and “pop” and then a half a cup of nauseating hot fluid gushed into my mouth. We had to pull over so I could toss it, and the portion I had already digested onto the side of the road. I have not been able to eat at Arby’s since, and it’s been years.