Everyone, please remain calm!

frontpage2000Longtime readers know of my deep, deep dissatisfaction with the Surf Report delivery system.  I’ve been using, since day one, a program called Microsoft FrontPage, which wasn’t very good in the beginning and is almost hilarious at this point.  You know, in a tragicomedy kind of way.

All updates had to originate from a specific computer, which meant the site went dark whenever I was out of town, experienced problems with my PC, or had interlopers piled-up like cordwood near the machine.  It was a very limiting situation.

Also, each individual page had to be created by hand, and it took at least ninety minutes per day just to get the site ready for the next update.  Ninety minutes before I could even think about writing something.

The RSS feed never really worked (I was using a quarter-assed “solution”), we were at Haloscan’s unstable mercy when it came to comments, and the whole thing was just kinda stoopid and outdated.

Yeah, I know, there’s some charm in that…  But it was like an antique chair that seems kinda cool from across the room, but wasn’t really designed to accommodate a big 2008 American ass.  If you know what I mean.

So, I’ve been toying with the idea of moving everything over to WordPress.  It’s one of the reasons I started the Suggestaholic site, so I could get used to the program before taking The Big Leap.  That, and it’s a place where I can write about music whenever I want…

I did some snooping around, and found a designer in Philadelphia who does great work, but doesn’t charge an outrageous amount of money.  And together we attempted to build a custom theme that tries to retain some of the old site’s feel.

I could’ve just downloaded a free template, like I did with Suggestaholic, or purchased a so-called premium theme.  But I wanted the Surf Report to be unique and not look exactly like a thousand (or even a hundred) other sites.

It took a couple of months of back-and-forth, and the theme is now ready to go.  So I had a decision to make…  I considered running the new WordPress site parallel to FrontPage, until I figured out what in the everlovin’ crap I was doing.  And that seemed like a prudent course of action.

But I know how I am, and would’ve never felt ready.  Heck, if it wasn’t for Toney we’d still be childless and living in an apartment somewhere.  My instincts tell me to be absolutely prepared before taking any Big Steps, and that often leads to inaction.  Having kids and/or buying a house?  Man, that’ll require at least a ten-year preparation period…

So screw it.  I’m starting August off on an almost-ready Wordpress theme.  It’s still very much a work on process (WIP), but I think it has good bones.  And as I figure out what I’m doing, everything will start coming into focus.

Kevin, the designer, did a great job, and I’m absolutely happy with his efforts.  But I’m a very picky pain-in-the-ass (just ask him!), and am still not all-the-way satisfied with the aesthetics, especially as it pertains to the two sidebars and the footer.  The fundamentals are solid, but a little tweaking is in order.

But it’ll soon be better than the old situation, much better.  Trust me.

Today I’m just going to let you guys give me your opinions, complaints, and doomsday prophecies.  The comments are set so your first post will go into a moderation queue, but once you have one comment approved, it’ll be like old times.

Toney has agreed to moderate comments while I’m at work this evening, at least until she goes to bed…  So, let’s hear it.  Tell me how I’ve messed up a good thing.

Also, if any of you are designers and would be interested in helping me fine-tune the new site, send me an email.  It won’t require much, but I’m fairly helpless here; I feel like an armless man sitting in a porn theater.

As mentioned, the RSS feed will now work(!), so subscribe to that bitch.  If you use Google Reader, or whatever, the updates will drop right in there – like it’s 2003!!

Next time I’ll post a real update, and we’ll get back to the whining, the ranting, and the cruel mockery.

I thank you for your continued support.

And I’ll see ya tomorrow.

178 Responses to “Everyone, please remain calm!”

  1. Is this thing on??

    As long as this site remains in a language I can understand and the Smoking Fish stays atop the page, I’ll be content. Good call on the text font. I don’t need my reading glasses.

    Brave New World, indeed.

  2. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF IS GOING ON I’M SCARED WHERE’S TONEY?

    – Sunshine

  3. Whoa!

  4. No more haloscan?

  5. Heck, I don’t know the first thing about any of this internets stuff. I am just here for the party and as long as I can read my WVSR everyday, then I am a happy camper.
    Am I 2nd???

  6. Looks better than the old site Jeff, and glad to see the RSS feed up again. Hi Toney :-)

  7. Nice new look, Jeff. Now if you can just get the WVSR cam operating, and the Daily Link reinstalled, we’ll be back to normal.

    Oh, and you can kill the MySpace link in the right column.

    I’m on pins and needles hoping I make it past the moderator…good luck to me!

  8. Jeff, I’ve been reading your site for years, this change is fresh and looks good. Nice and easy on the eyes.

    Remember that we’re here for the content, not the purty pixtures (that’s my impersonation of a Pennsylvanian)

    Drive on man, drive on!

  9. Wow. I was a little worried but all it good. Easy enough to read now too.

  10. Second!

    Uh… nice site. Lookin’ good

  11. Nearly couldn’t find the SR Cam and Further Evidence and panicked…luckily I then scrolled down.

  12. Holy Crap! I thought it was my pain meds!

    I’m with Brad K. on this one. As long as it’s still in English and the fish is there, all is right with the world. Don’t kill yourself on our account, Jeff.

    Hi Toney!

  13. As long as it delivers your words to my optic nerve, it works for me, captain!

    I know if I had to interact with FrontPage on a daily basis, I probably would have driven a SCSI cable through my temple years ago…

  14. 2nd? What’s going on here? Where am I?
    I fear change.

  15. I dig it, but I wish the “Further Evidence” and “WVSR Cam” links were closer to the top. I used to always click on them before starting to read.

  16. Aaaaaah!

    My eyes!

    Just kidding. Looks nice.

    Joe

  17. I opened the page and immediately lost my cool. Thank God my gun jammed and I couldn’t find my cyanide tablets before I was able to read the whole thing through. I think it’ll be fine. It’s the stories that matter, not so much the look of the site.

    Hey, one cyanide tablet shouldn’t kill you right? I have a pleasent buzz and I guess I’d like to stick arou…………………

  18. Dear God…I was almost first on the NEW thing to be first on. Oh well.

    What a unique opportunity! It’s a chance to communicate diretly with TONEY. Dear woman, how must you live with this crazy, whiny, wimp? By the way, I’m talking about Jeff–not Nostrils. I really believe you should add your on occasional column to the WVSR. I believe it would be a refreshing look into a rather odd, odd prism. We do so delight in the entertainmen Jeff brings us—but imagine the sidebar commentary you could add. It would be like listening to play-by-play and a color commentator on a football game.

    Give it some thought. I realize Jeff is a slaving driving fool who needs as much attention as an autism patient–but please consider it.

    Buck Out

  19. Oh, by the way….I’m cool with the changes Jeff.

    Buck Out

  20. Good Morning New and Improved Surf Reporters!!!!!
    all I can say is what in pan fried Hell?
    sweet sainted mother of Helen Bonham Carter!!

    looks good JK. … I like!

  21. 2nd??? Love the website!

  22. I like the larger font – way kinder on my aging eyes. I’m here for the laughs, not the design, so as long as the site is still around, I’m good.

  23. Holy cow! New stuff and I made it into the top ten?

  24. we dont give a crap about the look and feel, we come here to read damnit. If it helps you write more then it is awesome!

    What about the daily crazy link…?

  25. Wholly-Crap-In-A-Bunt-Pan!!!

    This is rockin’ Jeff.
    Will Subscribe the minute I get home!
    Congrats. I am very happy for you.

  26. AHHHHHHH, what the hell man!

  27. OK I’ve marked my spot. Everything seems pretty good to me. I hope to see “A bowl of corn motherfuckers” and that Simon Cowell looking fella with the commetn about weiner. Those were two thing that alway made me crack up. Of coure I hope Charley West will be back too. Good for you on taking the leap Jeff!

  28. Seriously though Jeff it does look a hell of a lot better. I have to agree with Pickles though about the Bowl of Corn, that made me laugh every time I saw it and possibly proved that I have ADD

    Otherwise I noticed there was no pic when I clicked the link today. Is that coming back?

    I would like to see the cam and Mountain and whatnot be moved to the top or something. They get lost amongst the sidebars and advertisements.

    Also, possibly a large pic of Phil Hendrie hidden somewhere.

  29. I’m just a lurker who reads this site everyday but really doesn’t post comments. I would however like to be approved so IF I ever have somthing I gotta get off my chest I can.

    Jeff, The site looks good but I liked the “typewriter” font used for the top before.

  30. Nice update to the site.

  31. Nice and clean and easier to read. I think it will be a quick adjustment for me.
    Change is GOOD!

    Hi Toney!

  32. Is it just my Firefox browser, or are the top line menu links dead?

  33. I like it. The new font is much better.

    How could you possibly ever have used Front Page?!?!! That piece of crap has never even seen a bundt pan.

  34. ]
    How do I set the time zone? It says I published that comment 6 hours in the future?

  35. I liked the old format a lot, but had no idea about the work required to get the page together. Either way I’ll be cool. Just glad to be on the team…

  36. Great new look!! If it helps you add more Eninen tomfoolery, I’m all for it.

  37. I’m reticent to change, much like you. But in the end, I’m sure I will grow to like how it looks. I know webpage design can be a pain in the ass, so you have my sympathy.

    As Metten said, I’m glad to be on the team.

    It’s like The West Virginia Surf Report 2.0

    Good luck.

  38. I think it’s very fresh and clean-looking, and if it makes your life easier, go for it!!

  39. Looks good to me. Charley West still be with us, right?

    Hi, Toney!

  40. Where’s Charlie West? Did I miss him?

  41. Fresh and clean…like a new pair of tighty-whiteys. Feel that brand new waistband.

  42. Hey, Where was all this when I checked last night and this morning!?

    I like the large font – it’s suitable for your over-the-hill readership. :-)

  43. Very clean and bright – good job!

  44. Jeff,

    The site refresh is wonderful! It looks great and it still has that certain “feel” I’ve become to be so familliar with here at work. Well played.

    –JJ

  45. Great start, for the site, and it doesn’t look to bad on a mobile phone.

  46. Toney, post a pic. I bet you’re a hot mess!

  47. I freaked out a little bit when the page loaded, but it looks good! I had no idea it took you so long to prepare each update, and here we were bitching when it was late.

    Hey Toney! What’s up with that crazy brother of yours? Is he still folding pizza like John Travolta? How did Sunshine’s cat escape, and why?

  48. Second!! (ahem)

    Love it. Love the new site, and especially the fact that it will be easier to manage from your end.

    I don’t know nothin’ ’bout no subscribin’ or RSS USS SOS feeds. Ack. What does that mean??

    Toney, you rock, and I hope you will chime in on some updates once in a while.

  49. Damn, I am already missing that sorry ass Halo Scan, WTG Jeff! Great move!!!

  50. I think I just shat myself….If we have to change……than change we will. WTF does that mean??? LOL

  51. PS – Toney, I’m with Buck. You should have your own side bar. Don’t let Jeff take all the glory…

    XOXO – Shiny

  52. What’s with the time stamps? Mine all show comments after 4pm….

  53. Cool. Doesn’t seem to bad!

  54. Nice to see you all again! My middle-aged eyes appreciate this new site. I was afraid Nancy and Nostrils had found you out and that you had gone into hiding. Hi, Toney.

  55. JR, that will definitely fix that who’s on first issue

  56. Change is good. I like the direction you’ve taken this but I do have one suggestion…..

    Move the [Further evidnece, Cam and sightings] above the [google ads, archives, catagories] chuck. I think this would make it more noticiable to noobs. Having good stuff sandwiched between to blocks of ads, google and amazon, might make it easy to just assume those link might be ads.

    my two cents, take it or leave it.

  57. Well, It’s not Haloscan but as long as the “first” posters can still get through I guess it is OK. Cause they’re a vital part of the fabric of the internet. Like having hemeroids while wearing boxing gloves.
    http://www.glumbert.com/media/first

    Nice leap into the early 2000’s Jeff!

    Hold me…

  58. Opinions: New site looks great.

    Complaints: My underwear are too loose. I musta lost weight.

    Doomsday Prophesies: We are headed for a depression. Buy freeze dried food, bullets, whiskey, kerosene space heater, and get your money out of the bank.

  59. First I choked. Then my left eye exploded. Other than that, the site looks good through the right one.

  60. you had me at ‘like an armless man at a porn theater’.

    whatever you gotta do to keep teh funny coming, brotha.

    yr. wv brother-in-arms:

    buford

  61. oh, and I second Buck – a word or two from Toney every now and again about our hands-runnin-through-hair, mocking, hamburger-pantsed protagonist would be gold, i tells ya, *pure gold*!!

    b

  62. Freakin cool! Bout time for a change, I myself am rooted in the past but love it when others move forward so that I can guilt myself into action.

  63. This is the WVSR version 3.0, if memory serves.

    I’m really hoping we can get more than one entry per page; at least thefirst para of the older entries below the full new one? Please? I’m not fan of the ’scoll through my archives’ or ‘click a buncha pages to get to where you want to go’ thing, because I’m old and cranky.

    Also, as I said last time the site wet through na overhaul:

    Bring back the mothereffing bowl of corn please.

  64. Site looks good. i’m getting the odd timezone as well.

    Thanks for all the hard work.

  65. I’m a little disorientated here, but for me that’s standard practice. Like the sight, just concerned that the Wordpress Overlords will screw with it at their convenience (and your inconvenience).

  66. Looks great, although I miss the “Bowl of corn, motherfuckers!” and “Tumor” pictures.

  67. I miss Charley West. I miss the daily picture. I miss the crappy format. But, I’ve gotten used to much more difficult things in the past(Cell phones. Good god, I know how to operate a cell phone! Sort of.), so I can get used to this new format.

  68. Whatever makes your life easier to post a new update I am all for…

    BTW – new site = new shirts?

  69. Hi Toney! Do you get to use Jeff’s new laptop to approve the comments?

    Take a screen shot of his desktop and then use it as his wallpaper. Make a folder to move all of his actual icons into and then sit back and watch the mayhem ensue when he boots it up and starts clicking and everything is as dead as Kelsey’s nuts.

    Have a fine day, you certainly deserve it.

    THE Bob

  70. The site looks awesome, Jeff. I don’t have any suggestions, but I am a designer (and I teach design) so if you come across anything odd that you have a question about, you can call on me.

  71. It loads wicked fast now. It used to take several seconds to come up, but now its immediate.
    Looks good. Incredibly clean, very close to old fashioned printed paper. You need some kind of border or separator between the daily update and the stuff on the right hand side. That stuff over there kind of looks like spilled milk running out into the site.

  72. …nothing to say here, just want to get on the approval list for when (if) something important pops into my head…

    Hi Toney! Approve me, please?

  73. Also, may I say, Toney you are wonderful. Taking over Jeff’s job of moderating the comments while he is off doing something as useless as Working? Dear lady, Sainthood was made for people such as yourself.

  74. by the way, pleased to meet you mrs kay. that family of yours makes for alot of good yuks.

  75. Wow! I thought I hit the wrong link at first!

    I’m w Diane, I have no idea how to sign up for blah blah blah feed-help? I am resistant to change which hinders my computer development skills, but won’t stop me from my WVSR fix.

    Hi Toney-please girl, a little input from the female point of view!!!?

  76. Been waitin’ a long time for this

  77. Nice changes, but warn a guy, will ya? I thought someone had broken my intraweb tubes this morning…

  78. Hi Toney!

    I fear change in general, so to be honest I’m a little uncomfortable. Consistancy is what matters to me. While variety may indeed be the spice of life, it should be used judiciously if at all.

    That being said, I’ll agree with the rest of the surf reporters.

    As long as the updates keep coming regularly and in english, I’ll adapt.

    Finally, for what it’s worth, I would like to second Bucks comment. An occasional sidebar from Toney would be awesome.

  79. Looks good Jeff!

  80. Oh my God, I must be a fan I just figured out all by myself how to sign up for the RSS feed!

    So proud, so proud….

  81. One more vote for yea. New site is clean and clear, best of all it downloads way faster …. If it’s easier on our auteur there is no contest. No doubt as time goes by it will be tweaked here & there & decorated w/Kay icons & household gods. Warmest greetings to Toney. Blessings on you & thanks for sharing your husband’s wild brain with us.

  82. Looking Good there Jeff!

  83. Not very good with these internet computers but I have to say the redesigned journal is very

  84. Nothing to see here. Just marking my spot and getting approved. The new format looks good. Much easier to read. Also, must agree with all the reporters who have said they would love some imput from Toney!

  85. Geesh, did the rest of you forget how to link your blogs?
    I only see JJ, Tiff, Poo, Jorge, – what about the rest of you that used to have linky blue names or the equivalent?

  86. I agree that we should have an occasional guest post by Toney.

    I’m sure she has to have an equally witty perspective to survive and thrive in that household. :-)

  87. I like it! Haloscan is blocked where I work, so I’m happy to be able to read the comments. My WVSR experience is complete.

    Hi Toney!

  88. Nice job! I was getting worried there without any updates, thought you may have taken a few of Sunny’s pills.

  89. Thanks for the great feedback, folks! I’m glad you like the new look; I’m pretty happy with it, myself.

    I’ll definitely have to find a place for Charley West, Friends of TheWVSR, the bowl of corn, wiener-sniffer, tumor boy, etc. Soon, my friends.

    Now I’m going to drag my heft to work, and Toney will be taking over the moderation duties.

    See ya tomorrow!

  90. Psst. Toney – Is he gone yet?

    Com’on out and play!

  91. Love it Jeff – looks great, loads quick. Welcome to the new millenium.

  92. Jeff,

    The site looks different or something. Please check on it. I think something is up.

  93. Love the new site. Easy to read, nice to look at, and is up to the current standards of look-and-feel.

    Excellent work!

    Although, I admit that I’m a bit wierded out by having Toney actively involved in the WVSR. I had assumed that she tolerated your “silly web site thing” but wasn’t necessarily part of the community here. I figured she didn’t even read it everyday!

    But if she’s going to be here, she definitely needs a screen name to become part of the action.

  94. OOh, I like how Jeff’s comments stand out. Neat-o.

  95. I thought you were hacked at first glance! Are you going to pull over the old archives?

  96. I am also a lurker who just reads at work and snorts a lot. She is lookin good to me. Nice big fonts! Been reading all the old updates and am now up to Dec. 2006.

    Please approve me in case I ever post a reply again…

  97. Looks good!

    I assume the time stamps are GMT? As someone who does not live in the Eastern time zone, I approve of this.

  98. Also want to hear from Toney…
    Hey, Tracy in Harlem! R U the painter?

  99. I like it! LOVE the lack of ads, particularly the animated banner.

    I do miss the ‘bowl of corn, motherfucker’ guy, though.

  100. Sweet sainted Billy of Miley Cyrus, lookee here!! Everything looks great, and I think you will be infinitely happier with your new publishing tool. (Tool..heh) 90 minutes to prep the old site? What were you doing, shaving it down and oiling it up with The Vaseline?

    Either way, things look great, and I agree with the others and their format and corn suggestions. But, honestly, I just come here for the funny. And the Eninen.

  101. Looks good, and I 3rd Buck’s comment.

    Yesterday, I looked back a couple years, and was reminded of a time where 3 updates in a week was a lot. Now, it seems odd when I go more than 3 days without an update……

  102. I liked the printing / font or whatever on the old “the West Virgina Surf Report” header. A little more ‘raw’ and cool I thought. Just me i guess. Good for you in wanting to and finding a way to do this. Thanks!

    Are we going to have to start over for the Ten Millionth count?

    I liked the preview thing at HaloScan before just publishing. I’m trying a ’smily face’ just to see what happens and won’t know unti I check back. No biggie. I too am a picker of nits. …;- )

    Go Jeff…Hi Toney!

  103. First off the new format thru my internal balance off somewhat like an inner ear infection but hey I kind of like things a little helter skelter. I am curious tho about why when I checked last evening…… no update and the when I checked this morning ….. no update yet tehe date on this update is dated yesterday the 4th. WTF?

  104. Gotta…Give…Up…Drinking. Oh wait, it’s just a new look for the Surf Report???? In that case, “Bartender, bring me another!”
    Weird, I like the new look. That in itself is unusual, because I HATE CHANGE. Good work, Jeff.

  105. Love the new look!

    Miss the Daily Link, and it would be nicer to have the Further Evidence and WVSR Cam closer to the top.

    It’s nice that the column starts immediately on the left and I dont have to click to continue reading. However, if there’s a day or so that I haven’t ready, it’s really nice to have the last few updates right on the home page. Then I could read the updates in the right order.

  106. Yay! The RSS feed works! I’m happy!

  107. I’m obviously in the minority of maybe just humor-impaired, but I don’t miss the corn thing.

  108. I’ve been reading for years (literally) but I can’t remember if I’ve ever commented. I love reading what you have to say. I laugh at every update. Just thought I should comment for a change.
    I think the new look is great!

  109. Holy Crap! I almost missed the update. I kept going back to the old site and couldn’t figure out why there was no new material. Sometimes I just need to be led by the hand…

  110. So, Strangeart1… don’t keep the wisdom to yourself!! How do you do it?

  111. Ooooooooo! Shiny!!!!

  112. As long as I get my WVSR I will be happy to the point of orgasmic–well, okay, ecstatic….

    Love the new format Jeff!!

  113. What can I say but……
    Simply Excellent!

  114. Love the new site. Easy on these old eyes. Don’t forget Charlie West!

  115. I like the new site, I nearly fell off my chair at first. I was like ..WHAT THE !! WHERE THE HELL IS THE WVSR. but after I breathed into a paper bag for a few minutes I was fine. All is right in the world.

    I will agree with the poster that said that the amazon stuff and the bunker cam, further evd. and such links bleed into eachother.

    Toney I would love to hear your side of these flavorfull stories on day.

    Your are Jeff Kay and will your approve this message.

  116. should be,,,you are Jeff Kay and will you approve this message. I am tired.. I need a nap. ………..

  117. Hi Toney! You ARE a saint.

    Jeff- The site looks fine to me. Who am I to bitch?
    Pass the beer nuts.

  118. I like change. If you start promoting hope though, I’m out.

  119. Things feel so… strange… It actually feels right! So don’t go messing around with the colors. My eyes can’t take a lot besides black text on a white background. Seriously.

    Only one thing is missing… The eggplant. You need the eggplant somewhere on the page. Maybe under the holy crap in a bundt pan paragraph. It just ain’t the WVSR without the eggplant. Yeah, the smoking fish is #1, but the eggplant is what actually got me to look closer at the works when I first came across thewvsr.

    Good job!

  120. I’m down wit it!

  121. Looks great. Another lurker, but WTH. May need to post sometime in the future.

  122. EXCREMENT!!!
    This is the shit!!!

    Looks great!
    Good afternoon Mrs. Kay, Golden Elixir is the best thing to go with moderating duties!

  123. wooooo hooooooooo no squinting while reading it on my phone!!!! GREAT Job Jeff

  124. Good luck with the new look. I’m sure it will be second nature in no time. Bye-bye Haloscan…good riddance!!
    Well said Susan…
    Hi Toney! You ARE a saint. Bless you.

  125. and also thank you for the great writing

  126. For the record I would also miss the bowl of corn and the great smell of man-ass…

    I also have dead links across the top and absolutely MUST be able to get to the Best Of. Your review of KFC brightens my cloudiest day:

    “… it’s like something out of a Dean Koontz novel. This is a place for people not fully evolved to exercise their basic animal instincts, and indulge in a bloody feeding frenzy. It gives me the creeps just thinking about it. Oh sure, I’m a proud carnivore and everything, but I’m not a fucking dingo! I just experienced a full-body shiver. Shit!”

    For all you know FoolishAndy, Toney may already play with us…maybe she is really Oral?

    How about it Toney?:0)

  127. It looks rad. I’m glad you got rid of the little blogroll section I noticed earlier. It confused me. yay, looks snazzy.

    I wish the posts were always moderated to get rid of the “FIRST!!!” and “SECOND!!!!” posts but that’s asking too much, I know.

  128. Bring back the bowl of corn.

  129. Looks great!

    Carry on.

  130. Greetings Toney!

    I kinda feel like “mom” is keeping an eye on us.

    Please tell Jeff that I don’t care how I get my WVSR fix as long as I get it!

    Looking good!

  131. I’m pretty sure it’s a series of tubes. Now get these goddamn handcuffs off me.

  132. I don’t want to rush to judgment here however I am slightly miffed at there being no eggplant in my surf report.

    Hi Tony, whatcha wearin?

    That was just a test of the moderation queue moderator. This was only a test.

  133. After the initial shock wore off, I like it. Clean. Easy to read. Jeff’s writing doesn’t seem to be suffering from the new look. Keep it.

  134. Appears a little feminista and not as grungy but I can read it and no haloscam. Works for me.

  135. Oh yeah, love the new site. One question, are the Gravatars we used to use gone for good?

    As far as flash drives, here’s a pretty cool site:

    http://www.mimoco.com/

  136. Will we have access to the old archives. I also have been reading the ones from before Wally turned me on to this lovely place. I never got to finish because I was always afraid that my boss will sneak up behind me, read it, and shit her pants!

  137. How am I gonna know when ‘Go Girl Crazy’ is ‘Now Playing in the Bunker’ ?????

  138. Damn, it was dark on that side of the moon. Glad to be back.

  139. How bloggy. But certainly crisp and clean.

    Daddy like.

  140. Hi Toney!
    We’ve heard so much about you, hope you take Bucks advise and fill in some of the blanks.

    Like the new site Jeff! Stop with the neurosis, we are an easy crowd (well some of us).

    Good job on the leap!

  141. I have had so much instability in my life recently that this change is scary. My nerves are shot. I hate my job. I am making really bad decisions. Please offer up a the photo of the nude, accomodating amputee from the first bunkercam. It will help me ease into this.

  142. after a few double takes and some hand-wringing…i think the site looks great, as long as the humor flows i don’t really care what format you use…oh and the smoking fish HAS to stay at the top!

  143. Very nice redesign, but I also miss my bowl of corn motherfuckers, man ass and eggplant.

  144. Digging the new design, and I also quite enjoy the newish color scheme. I’m also a designer, so between the other comments that I’m echoing and your real web guy, you’re well taken care of.

    Wordpress is awesome too – you’ll save tons of time on your updates and so forth! Let us know how you like it.

  145. Looks good! It can be read…all is good!

  146. Count me in. I’m diggin’ your scene (Blowmonkeys reference)

    Of course, like others there are a few missing items (the link to my Blog), but I do like the fresh, crisp look.

    Oh, Toney, is it really you reading this or is it Jeff acting like it is you? Ignore all the guys with wieners in hand hoping you’ll post a picture. But I would like to get a good look at your Mom (with or without the air canister); I think she’d fit right in her in San Antonio.

  147. Uh, Charley West?

  148. 11:42 pm?

  149. I feel lost and afraid…but I’m sure I’ll get used to it. West Virginians are made of hearty stock.

  150. It’s a good thing you wrote “everyone stay calm”
    because I was just about ready to GO OFF. My heart started racing my eyes were watery and just as I was about to pass out “everyone stay calm” came into focus.
    Now onto my opinion, The font is great, i like that it is bigger,
    or if it isn’t it seems to be on the STARK WHITE background.
    Honestly,(please everyone don’t throw rotting veggies at me)
    it looks a little “Generic”(White background black lettering),
    and your right about the sidebars something is just a little off there.
    now with my opinions out of the way, You could write your updates on toilet paper with your shit as your medium and I would still read you.
    Thanks for all your hard work and taking crap from everyone when you don’t update (because you are working on making a better site for us) just to make us laugh.
    I don’t “use” comments often and wanted to let you that you are appreciated.

  151. It’s easier to read (font-wise), and it’s cheaper than me getting glasses.

    I may miss getting ads encouraging liposuction and ‘voting republican’ when I comment, though.

  152. Hi Toney!

    Jeff,
    If you’re happy, we’re happy.
    If you’re miserable, we’re happier.

    XXOO

  153. Everything looks cool but where’s Charlie West????? I must have his comments to make my day right!!

  154. Looks good to me, Jeff! Anything to make it easier for you to post an update is fine with me. (Hi, Toney!)

  155. went back to look at the old site and seen the stark white background there as well, I’m thinking it’s not so in your face on the old site because of the wide blue bars along the side of the page.
    I also noticed the new page is not so full of “Ads by google”

  156. Thank God that my percocet induced sister was the one that initially opened the new site as I was to busy playing her ‘Lurch’!! She read me the FULL explanation and I took a look. A-OKAY Jeff!! Hi Toney!!

  157. So far so good, but I’m anxious to see if it’ll make Jimmy spurt.

    I switched to wordpress a while ago, and while I’m not using much of its potential, I like it.

    Would be nice if avatars showed up in the comments, and if the comments were in a new window. I don’t think I’ll miss the hellscan though.

    So, what are you gonna do with the 90 minutes you save?

    Good on ya for making the leap!

  158. Doesn’t matter to me how you do it, just keep doing it and I’ll keep reading it!!!!

  159. Hi Toney, how do you put up with the guy anyway? I guess your family made it a bit easier ;)

    yeah site looks good!

  160. I thought I got a Firefox / Max OSX upgrade, but no, it was a Jeff upgrade. Like the new look, but need the wisdom of Charlie.

  161. No problem with the change here. I hope that the new site will show new content on my My Yahoo reader. It always says that you have no updated content but I like the site so much that I click on the site manually to see what is new in the perogi belt! :)

  162. Hmmm. I’m usually a lurker and infrequent comment-or. Looks good tho’. Quite a number of us “older” readers who won’t need spectacles to read the new site.

    I may be one of the few that LOVE the First, Second, and Turd comments. I couldn’t wait to see who was lucky enough to comment first for an update. Can we keep this??

    I do miss seeing the snipets of updates on one page. Made it easy to determine where I left off in my reading.

    WTG Jeff (and Toney)!

  163. testing for moderation…

  164. Just logging in from home Toney, Thanks!

  165. Sounds like Sunny needs some arthritis medication…or asthma medication…or SOME kind of medication.

    This explains what I found over the weekend.

    out, y’all

  166. wow i’m with jeff on the not good with change front… i thought my computer had gone loopy when the site loaded.. but i suppose we must struggle thru change until we all drop dead so… actually i think its not too bad the all white is a little shovking to my system but i will grow accustomed to it after maybe 3-4 years…

  167. Mr. Webmaster, I ask for unanimous consent to address the site for one minute and to revise and extend my remarks.

    Looks pretty good. Front page is shit. I used it for several years running a site and hated it. I’m surprised you stayed with it this long.

    Gotta have my bowl of corn back motherfuckers! That and I anxiously await the return of the esteemed gentleman from West Virgina, our colleague, the honorable Mr. Charley West.

    Mr. Webmaster I yield back the balance of my time.

  168. I like it. Differents always a transition when it something your fond of, and the comments posted at the bottom is only a problem when they run in to the thousands as today. It makes my finger cramp scrolling down on my BlackBerry. In the end, as long as you keep printing there will be no riots. Thanks for all the laughs.

  169. Looks fine to me.

  170. as much as i hate wordpress, for 99% of the internet populace it’s the best thing ever. I would recomend, however that instead of managing your own comments you use discus.com or something. just easier than handling your own (heh heh)

  171. Freaking Awesome!

  172. I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore . . .

  173. Love it – hopefully this means you can write more!

  174. snap me up

  175. gasp! lookin’ great, but missing charley west and the daily link to some wacky photo of some sort.

    keep it up, sir!

    mk : )

  176. I LOVE the new look. Outstanding!

  177. Very nice. Just got home from Northern Michigan and this was a surprise! Whatever makes it easier for you Jeff. It’s my Birfday too!

  178. Happy Birfday, Debra!

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