Some Creepy Things Are Happening, Man

A whole shitload of deer just walked past our house.  Maybe five or six of the things, all tip-toeing together in a pack.  And we don’t live in the country, either…  We see more minivans and American Eagle sweatshirts than woodland creatures up here.
Needless to say, Andy’s head nearly exploded off his shoulders.  He’d never [...]

Tell Us Your Roommate Horror Stories

Somehow I’ve made it to almost-old without racking up too much roommate experience.  Not counting girlfriends and relatives, I’ve only shared an apartment with one roommate in my life.  And that lasted for just four months, or so.
When I moved to Greensboro I rented a place with a guy from the Convenience Story.  And he [...]

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