This One Time, At Church Camp…

Toney was looking at a flyer last week that detailed the large number of summer camps available to kids in our area.
Most, it seemed, were sports-related.  Like soccer, golf, cheerleading, scuba diving, equestrian, paintball(!) or whatever other exotic flavor you might prefer.
There were a few designed to build self-esteem, to help dumplin’ children shed weight, [...]

Five Unrelated Items, with a Smattering of Profanity

I was driving home from work last night (this morning), on a deserted highway which eventually feeds into the cluster-copulation that is I-81.  George Noory was on, and I was fiddling with the radio, trying to find a station with better reception.
And, after only two or three seconds, I looked up, and there was a [...]


Holy crap in a Bundt pan... Due to the recent well-publicized shortage of amateur websites produced by assholes who think they're clever, I have been called into action. My name is Jeff Kay, and I’m an Ugly American living on the cusp of a mid-life crisis. And I’m here to serve, baby.