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- March 2010 (7)
- 12: A Whole Jacked-Up Mess o’ Stuff (60)
- 10: Sleep Deprivation and Vending Machine Trouble (93)
- 09: Smells Like a Late Update, and Stuff (68)
- 04: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 318 (115)
- 03: Fun And Games With Verizon Wireless (68)
- 02: Our House Filled With Smoke, Because Of A Cheese Fire! (54)
- 01: An Odd Weekend Dominated By Snow (64)
- February 2010 (17)
- 25: Big Snow, Public Houses, and Brockly (75)
- 24: Acupuncture, Earbuds, and the Coming Snowstorm (66)
- 23: 3 Quick Things and a Question (56)
- 22: 8 Ways to Make Beatles Rock Band More Appealing to 14 Year Old Boys (43)
- 19: The First Ever Surf Report Podcast (Please Be Gentle) (106)
- 18: Among Other Things: Falling Down (126)
- 17: Your Mid-Week Topic Dump, vol. 28 (80)
- 16: Who Else Wants to Confess Their Phobias? (99)
- 15: Fast Food Review: McDonald’s Big Mac Snack Wrap (85)
- 11: Drivers Ed, Little League, and Internet Shit-Talking (97)
- 10: An Update From Inside A Snowbank (94)
- 09: Podcast Frustration, Anticipating the Pop, and Foods We’ve Never Tasted (81)
- 06: Your Destination Is Not A Real Place (53)
- 04: I Always Know Enough When I See It (147)
- 03: Dress Code Enforcement and Tacos on the Freeway (96)
- 02: Past-Due Decorations, Apartment Filth, etc. (68)
- 01: Words That Make Us Cringe, and Some Other Stuff (121)
- January 2010 (17)
- 28: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 44 (115)
- 27: Tell Us About Your Workspace (82)
- 26: Admit It: Throwback Tastes Exactly Like Regular Mountain Dew (90)
- 25: The Lighter Side of Deadly Food Allergies (103)
- 22: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 4 (104)
- 21: A Review of My Most Recent Visit to McDonald’s (64)
- 20: How I Almost Became An FBI Agent (76)
- 19: Elementary School Fads That Rocked The World! (116)
- 18: Do You Perform Funny Tricks in Your Sleep? (81)
- 15: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 341 (82)
- 13: Your Best and Worst Morning Commutes (77)
- 12: In Celebration of the Cashless Society (92)
- 11: The Dust Bowl, Boredom, and Baseball Tears (91)
- 07: Escape From Monopoly, and Nobody Thinks They’re Stupid (93)
- 06: What an Instant Update Looks Like (84)
- 05: A Band That’s Interwoven Into My World ‘n’ Shit (71)
- 04: Time Really Does Fly, and I’ll Probably Be Playing Canasta Soon (81)
- December 2009 (16)
- 31: The Reason This One Is Late (72)
- 30: Grab Your Hats of Humiliation, It’s Almost Party Time! (52)
- 29: My Lungs Are Full of Biscuit Dough! (83)
- 28: What Was The Biggest Holiday Hit At Your House This Year? (62)
- 26: And Now It’s Time To Buy Yourself A Gift! (33)
- 24: Merry Christmas From the Bunker! (58)
- 23: Fast Food Sadness, Creative Nicknames, and Number One Songs (109)
- 22: Is Discombobulated Really A Word? I Got No Spelling Alert. (72)
- 17: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 47 (149)
- 16: Christmas Bonuses I Have Known (69)
- 15: Internet Frustrations and My Current Obsession (95)
- 09: An Update From The Walking Zombie (126)
- 07: Corporate Nicknames Really Chafe My Ass (140)
- 03: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 296 (124)
- 02: Public Humiliation and Photographs of Naked Women (47)
- 01: Three Highly Questionable Stories (83)
- November 2009 (15)
- 30: Thanksgiving Dinner and Horrible, Horrible Stores (62)
- 29: An Update on the Arizona Tragicomedy (47)
- 26: 36 Miles In 200 Minutes! (59)
- 24: A Heartwarming Story for the Holidays (83)
- 23: A Weekend (I Think) With The Parents (62)
- 18: What One Hour Will Get Ya (116)
- 17: A Quick Update from the Box Company (52)
- 16: A Full Schedule, Federal Prison, and Pie (60)
- 13: A Rare Friday Dispatch From The Bunker (74)
- 11: Your Mid-Week Topic Dump, vol. 177 (86)
- 10: A Birthday Meal Submerged In Chaos (85)
- 09: Everything’s Getting Away From Me! (81)
- 05: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, Kinda Sorta (95)
- 03: A Surprisingly Unsatisfactory Halloween (93)
- 02: Internet Nostalgia, If You Can Believe It (86)
- October 2009 (14)
- 29: This Website Didn’t Exist For Two Days (114)
- 27: I Shoulda Put ‘Em On The Glass (91)
- 26: Cartoon Voices, and What Does Cincinnati Have to Do With It? (55)
- 22: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 285 (119)
- 20: Fifteen Minutes of Action/Adventure (104)
- 19: Dogs and Hippies and Peeing Outside (82)
- 16: What Are Your Plans For The Weekend? (101)
- 13: Urine Samples, Apologies, and Regurgitation (135)
- 12: Insert Monday Update Below This Line (95)
- 08: Great Album Titles and Miscellaneous Crapola (105)
- 07: How Many of the United States Have You Visited? (125)
- 05: Dipshit Idiot Helps Ruin My Streak! (155)
- 04: What’s Your Earliest Memory? (56)
- 01: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 441 (119)
- September 2009 (18)
- 30: Do You Still Read Magazines? (96)
- 29: The Loudest Bands I’ve Known (102)
- 28: Brief, Disjointed, and Silly (95)
- 27: I Was Hijacked by Hormones! (43)
- 24: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 48 (176)
- 22: Lies, Disrepect, and Suspicious Sausage (166)
- 21: Hoofing It to the Old Man Bar (88)
- 19: Return to the Physical World (42)
- 16: A Most Disgraceful Lameness (154)
- 15: The Snack Machine Let Me Down (93)
- 14: Sneezing, Death, Good Beer, and Punch Lines (130)
- 10: Screaming Kids, and So Much More (140)
- 09: Another Mess, Straight From the Bunker (70)
- 08: Some Good News, and Some Bad News (86)
- 04: The Worst Songs of the Modern Era (134)
- 03: Angus Burgers, an Old Radio, and Infectious Lung Disease (110)
- 02: A Hole in the Bunker, and a Lack of Decorum (121)
- 01: Ridiculous Memories of the School Cafeteria (98)
- August 2009 (20)
- 31: A Big Ol’ Mess, Like Spaghetti (72)
- 28: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 443 (102)
- 27: Some Final Random West Virginia Notes (106)
- 26: Yearbooks, Newspapers, and Baby Bills (83)
- 25: Our Quickie West Virginia Trip, part 2 (84)
- 24: Our Quickie West Virginia Trip, part 1 (80)
- 20: In Advance Of White Line Fever (158)
- 18: Unprepared for the Road (89)
- 18: Weird Lifelong Food Habits (76)
- 14: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 204 (94)
- 13: Chinese Fun, Novelty Driving, and Crazy Pet Names (108)
- 11: Haircut Malpractice and Album Covers (155)
- 10: Our Saturday Cookout With Strangers (84)
- 09: The First Episode of Saturday Night Live: Dead or Alive? (26)
- 06: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 432 (137)
- 05: Our Return to the Beer Snob Tavern (105)
- 04: Our Cable Guy: A Very Thorough Orifice (71)
- 03: Knoebels in the Pouring Rain (47)
- 03: Do You Have Noisy, Crazy Neighbors? (49)
- 02: Fast Food Review: Long John Silver’s Fish Taco (45)
- July 2009 (18)
- 30: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 27 (105)
- 29: Great House Odors We Have Known (92)
- 28: Would You Buy A Sofa From Kroger? (71)
- 27: A Golfing Fiasco and Tales of Frantic Urination (64)
- 24: Download My New eBook Today! (98)
- 23: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 768 (137)
- 22: Throws Right, Romances Right (119)
- 20: The Weekend: What Are You Going To Do? (157)
- 16: Two Lunches, One Bathroom (193)
- 15: The WV Mothman and Dashed HGTV Dreams (142)
- 14: I Stink Of Wiener, and so on (121)
- 13: More Money Straight Down the Toilet (136)
- 09: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 211 (237)
- 08: A 4th of July Like They’re Meant to Be (87)
- 07: As You Can See, I Went With the Latter (77)
- 06: Site Frustrations, a Really Good Steak, and the Question of the Day (112)
- 02: Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 223 (99)
- 01: A Stern Warning and Trash Chicken (107)
- June 2009 (16)
- 29: Celebrity Death and Family Fun (158)
- 25: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 714 (134)
- 24: Blue Skin, Mountain Dew with Sugar, and a Few Other Things (160)
- 23: Outside the Circle of Familiarity (124)
- 19: New York Dolls in Philadelphia (79)
- 17: Hanging at the Yuppie Bar with Yuppies (79)
- 16: My Views on Soup and Cereal: a Manifesto (122)
- 15: Beer, strange foods, and a goodbye (68)
- 11: Four or Five Unrelated Things (197)
- 10: The First 15 Songs, and 100 Grand (111)
- 09: There’s A General Yuck In The Air (92)
- 08: Bennigan’s: NEVER AGAIN! (103)
- 04: Tending to my Thursday Assignments (86)
- 03: Office Cops and Torture Photos (90)
- 02: Enormous Pants, Breaking and Entering, and Waterlogged Cell Phones (80)
- 01: Pennsylvania Outdoor Life (61)
- May 2009 (14)
- 29: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 262 (92)
- 28: Our Toilet Is No Longer A Reliable Agent (83)
- 26: Party Time at the Half-Shirts! (130)
- 22: A Sure Sign of Dumbassery (67)
- 20: Good teachers, bad teachers, and overnight field trips (74)
- 19: 511 Words in a Great Big Hurry (76)
- 18: Comedy Writing in the Round (43)
- 17: Where I’ve Been For The Past Few Days (61)
- 12: Coherency Is For Suckers! (152)
- 11: Selling the Rolling Box o’ Beds (68)
- 08: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 412 (87)
- 06: I Live In Fear of Catastrophic Filter Failure (73)
- 04: My Prom Adventure circa 1981 (71)
- 03: Surf Report Review: Giant Cheetos (36)
- April 2009 (16)
- 30: A Lack of Focus, Pass the Beer Nuts (63)
- 29: Shredded, Wadded, and Flattened by Something Heavy (80)
- 28: Scary Park Trash and a Nest o’ Gnats (95)
- 27: Temporary Classroom Paralysis, and more (53)
- 24: Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 274 (61)
- 23: Office Ass-Kissers By Category (48)
- 21: An Update Like a LEGO (112)
- 20: Honing My Jumping To Conclusions Skillz (62)
- 16: Wait Till Your Nazi Gets Home, and some other things (92)
- 14: Parents Gone Wild! (102)
- 13: A Weekend of Contemplation (56)
- 09: Barely Containing My Inner-Pesci (50)
- 08: Bad clocks, black Wendys, and Brian (83)
- 07: Speech Accessories and Office Rumors (92)
- 06: Our Weekend Away From Computers (68)
- 02: My Door C, and Cheap Crap Food (90)
- March 2009 (18)
- 31: My Charley-Horse Saturday (115)
- 30: Exhausting weekend home repair, etc. (72)
- 26: Some more scraps ‘n’ crap (99)
- 25: Another Reason Why I Am Like I Am (119)
- 24: Service animals, outdated phrases, and dreams of solitude (91)
- 23: The Weekend of Good Results (64)
- 19: Hockey and a skillet full of cheese sauce (100)
- 18: Professional hockey and foul-mouthed doctors (89)
- 17: St. Patrick, beer, and internet auctions (71)
- 12: A Few Quick Things, vol. 431 (143)
- 11: Important Things For Others To Know (72)
- 10: Doom, gloom, and golfing with the dead (67)
- 09: A Fantastic Fake Spring (86)
- 05: One Big Excuse, Really (140)
- 04: Your Best Ground Scores, and Other Stuff (111)
- 03: Doggie shame, moldy references, and words that are slightly wrong (167)
- 02: Youth Basketball, Wheelchair Mayhem, and Butt-Wiping (88)
- 01: Fast Food Review: McDonald’s Southern Style Chicken Sandwich (51)
- February 2009 (15)
- 26: Your End of the Week Topic Dump (79)
- 25: The Advertising Slogans We Love (126)
- 24: Your Five Essential Cable Channels (97)
- 23: Have You Ever Been Caught Doing It? (64)
- 20: Coherency Is For Suckers! (56)
- 18: People Who Stink to High Heaven in the Workplace (119)
- 17: A Bad Movie, a Great Floor Show, and Mismatched Couples (120)
- 13: Just Another Boring Night At Home (112)
- 11: An Old Fashioned Topic Dump (136)
- 10: Review: eMusic download service (59)
- 09: I’m Starting To Lose It, Man! (81)
- 05: Continuing Education in Fits and Starts (458)
- 04: Our New Hobby and Creative Death Wishes (61)
- 03: When Did You Have Your First Adult Beverage? (72)
- 02: My Saturday at the Natatorium (62)
- January 2009 (16)
- 29: Words That Trigger a Full-Body Clench (148)
- 28: Are Teenagers As Stupid As They Seem? (87)
- 27: Night noises, mercury poisoning, and opening bands (73)
- 26: Goodbye Circuit City, Hello Shockingly Expensive Shoes (67)
- 23: The Preferences That Define Us (101)
- 20: What Did You Eat On Saturday? (113)
- 19: This Is Today’s Update (88)
- 16: A Few Quick Things vol. 644 (64)
- 14: TheWVSR: Now With More Self-Indulgence! (45)
- 12: I Gave It Four Stars At Netflix (110)
- 08: Every month, for the rest of my life (86)
- 07: The Way We Live Nowadays (73)
- 06: Bouncing From Subject to Subject (65)
- 05: The Best Smoking Fish Sighting Ever! (64)
- 05: Tripping the Inner Snack-Sensor (61)
- 02: I’ve Got GPS Voices In My Head! (82)
- December 2008 (20)
- 30: State of the Website Address (93)
- 29: Running Around with Holiday Money (40)
- 28: The World’s Most Obscure Christmas Gift (34)
- 25: Happy Holidays from the Bunker! (53)
- 23: A Big Steaming Notebook Dump (71)
- 22: Review: Moe’s Southwest Grill (67)
- 19: In Celebration of Gym Teachers (58)
- 17: A Man Without A Gadget Plan (72)
- 17: The Filth and the Figurines (35)
- 16: What’s Your Work Schedule For The Holidays? (55)
- 16: Let’s Have Fun With Filth! (28)
- 15: Your Surf Report Weekend Update (50)
- 12: My Seven Essential Christmas DVDs (93)
- 11: The New Shirts Have Arrived! (30)
- 10: A Few Quick Things, volume 427 (81)
- 09: At War With The Chemicals (86)
- 05: This One Time, At Church Camp… (111)
- 03: Five Unrelated Items, with a Smattering of Profanity (93)
- 02: A Post-Holiday Post About the Days After a Holiday (52)
- 01: Thanksgiving and Thanksgiving Eve (56)
- November 2008 (15)
- 30: Further Evidence Discovered! (37)
- 26: Pooftering-Out, With Birthday Money (83)
- 25: Unwrapping the Zero Bar (95)
- 21: The Second Half of a Half-Ass (127)
- 20: No bounce-back, if you know what I mean (45)
- 19: The Full Phobia Combo Platter (54)
- 18: Retail Adventures and Comfort TV (81)
- 17: T-Shirts, strawberries, light bulbs, expensive gifts, and bad Thanksgivings (115)
- 13: A Mess of Leftovers for Dinner (120)
- 12: A few observations, however… (76)
- 11: Babies Named Cotton and Other Pressing Matters (97)
- 07: The Greatest Playground Ever (86)
- 05: Politics Can Kiss My Ass (168)
- 04: Drinking, Election Day, and Mexican Food (113)
- 03: My Saturday at the Club (76)
- October 2008 (17)
- 31: The Younger Secret’s Halloween Haul (62)
- 30: Soup, Insensitivity, and a Fast Food Con (89)
- 29: Bad Motel Rooms I Have Known (83)
- 28: Several Unrelated Things (106)
- 27: Four Places I Visited This Weekend (92)
- 24: As Promised: More Words (69)
- 23: Nothing There For Me Now (90)
- 21: A Few Quick Things vol. 317 (78)
- 20: My Caribbean Vacation (62)
- 15: A Fatfusion Gone Horribly Wrong (95)
- 14: No Way To Treat A Friend (60)
- 13: The Weekend Through a Blurry Haze (73)
- 10: 557 Words In A Hurry (75)
- 08: Preparing For An 18-hour Weekend (65)
- 07: An Unfocused Wednesday Mess! (66)
- 06: Another Saturday in the Suburbs (58)
- 01: Early Adopters and Crap Triggers (120)
- September 2008 (18)
- 30: Help Me Save Law & Order! (67)
- 29: Well-Known Electronics Chains Make Me Crazy (77)
- 27: Hiccups, Sneezes, and Tiger Bread (58)
- 25: Ghosts, Toilets, and 12 lbs. of Phlegm (89)
- 24: Jack Boston 1958-2008 (30)
- 23: A Few Quick Things vol. 274 (50)
- 22: Humiliating Moments With the Boss (58)
- 20: My Weekend Fluid Lineup (65)
- 19: Have You Ever Called 911? (61)
- 18: Dead Magazines and the Hair Down There (63)
- 16: Beer, Philadelphia, and Rock ‘n’ Roll (77)
- 15: Classic Rock and Killer Bees (73)
- 11: To the Good Old Days! (110)
- 09: Exploring a Break Room Theory (141)
- 08: A Big Swollen Weekend (71)
- 04: Doing the Thursday Purge (101)
- 03: I Am A Relic From A Different Era (76)
- 02: High Necks and Bad Stores (72)
- August 2008 (21)
- 29: Ugly Cars and Flying Predators (70)
- 28: Two Tanks, Eight Squares, and Cruel Laughter (85)
- 26: A Few Quick Things volume 256 (95)
- 25: Heed the Warning of the Bean (57)
- 24: Don’t Look Directly Into the Light (39)
- 21: Confessions of a Former Snob (83)
- 20: Living Through a Window (37)
- 19: An Unfocused Tuesday Mess! (65)
- 18: Day Trippin’ in New York City (44)
- 14: Zeroing Out the Moleskine (96)
- 13: The West Virginia Status Report (47)
- 13: The Irrational Heebie-Jeebies (74)
- 12: “Summer” is winding-down (38)
- 12: We Need More Cable TV! (62)
- 11: A Shocking Admission (46)
- 11: Opposition Research of the Future (32)
- 11: Checking In With Charley
- 09: A Fast Saturday Mash-Up (35)
- 07: Limited Visibility (70)
- 06: Let’s Talk About Celebrity Rudeness (121)
- 04: Everyone, please remain calm! (178)
