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- December 2008 (4)
- November 2008 (15)
- 30: Further Evidence Discovered! (37)
- 26: Pooftering-Out, With Birthday Money (83)
- 25: Unwrapping the Zero Bar (95)
- 21: The Second Half of a Half-Ass (127)
- 20: No bounce-back, if you know what I mean (45)
- 19: The Full Phobia Combo Platter (54)
- 18: Retail Adventures and Comfort TV (81)
- 17: T-Shirts, strawberries, light bulbs, expensive gifts, and bad Thanksgivings (115)
- 13: A Mess of Leftovers for Dinner (120)
- 12: A few observations, however… (76)
- 11: Babies Named Cotton and Other Pressing Matters (97)
- 07: The Greatest Playground Ever (86)
- 05: Politics Can Kiss My Ass (168)
- 04: Drinking, Election Day, and Mexican Food (112)
- 03: My Saturday at the Club (76)
- October 2008 (17)
- 31: The Younger Secret’s Halloween Haul (62)
- 30: Soup, Insensitivity, and a Fast Food Con (89)
- 29: Bad Motel Rooms I Have Known (80)
- 28: Several Unrelated Things (106)
- 27: Four Places I Visited This Weekend (92)
- 24: As Promised: More Words (69)
- 23: Nothing There For Me Now (90)
- 21: A Few Quick Things vol. 317 (78)
- 20: My Caribbean Vacation (62)
- 15: A Fatfusion Gone Horribly Wrong (95)
- 14: No Way To Treat A Friend (60)
- 13: The Weekend Through a Blurry Haze (73)
- 10: 557 Words In A Hurry (75)
- 08: Preparing For An 18-hour Weekend (65)
- 07: An Unfocused Wednesday Mess! (65)
- 06: Another Saturday in the Suburbs (58)
- 01: Early Adopters and Crap Triggers (120)
- September 2008 (18)
- 30: Help Me Save Law & Order! (67)
- 29: Well-Known Electronics Chains Make Me Crazy (77)
- 27: Hiccups, Sneezes, and Tiger Bread (52)
- 25: Ghosts, Toilets, and 12 lbs. of Phlegm (89)
- 24: Jack Boston 1958-2008 (30)
- 23: A Few Quick Things vol. 274 (50)
- 22: Humiliating Moments With the Boss (58)
- 20: My Weekend Fluid Lineup (65)
- 19: Have You Ever Called 911? (61)
- 18: Dead Magazines and the Hair Down There (63)
- 16: Beer, Philadelphia, and Rock ‘n’ Roll (77)
- 15: Classic Rock and Killer Bees (73)
- 11: To the Good Old Days! (110)
- 09: Exploring a Break Room Theory (141)
- 08: A Big Swollen Weekend (71)
- 04: Doing the Thursday Purge (101)
- 03: I Am A Relic From A Different Era (76)
- 02: High Necks and Bad Stores (72)
- August 2008 (21)
- 29: Ugly Cars and Flying Predators (70)
- 28: Two Tanks, Eight Squares, and Cruel Laughter (85)
- 26: A Few Quick Things volume 256 (94)
- 25: Heed the Warning of the Bean (57)
- 24: Don’t Look Directly Into the Light (39)
- 21: Confessions of a Former Snob (83)
- 20: Living Through a Window (37)
- 19: An Unfocused Tuesday Mess! (65)
- 18: Day Trippin’ in New York City (44)
- 14: Zeroing Out the Moleskine (96)
- 13: The West Virginia Status Report (47)
- 13: The Irrational Heebie-Jeebies (74)
- 12: “Summer” is winding-down (38)
- 12: We Need More Cable TV! (62)
- 11: A Shocking Admission (46)
- 11: Opposition Research of the Future (32)
- 11: Checking In With Charley
- 09: A Fast Saturday Mash-Up (35)
- 07: Limited Visibility (70)
- 06: Let’s Talk About Celebrity Rudeness (118)
- 04: Everyone, please remain calm! (178)
