Thanksgiving Dinner and Horrible, Horrible Stores

Toney and the boys are home today, still benefiting from the big super-sized Thanksgiving holiday, so this one’s going to be a challenge.
As I type, Toney is talking to the orthodontist’s office on the phone, the younger Secret is watching Elf in the living room, and the older boy is blasting “Humpty Bump” by the [...]

An Update on the Arizona Tragicomedy

Sunshine & Mumbles paid $1600 to have a blown head gasket repaired on their van, and checked out of the Wet Spot Motor Lodge on Tuesday afternoon.
Nancy sent them an additional $800, and so did Mumbles’ daughter, in Texas.  Our contribution?  Nothing.  We felt a twinge of guilt, but only a twinge.  If it had [...]

A Most Outrageous Tale

Grab Your Free eBook!

Read the story of Jeff's last six months in West Virginia: confused, desperate, and working at a convenience store with criminals and crazy people.

It's A Convenience Story, his first eBook, now available free to all subscribers of the West Virginia Surf Report mailing list.

Sign up today, to claim your copy! More info here.

Name:
Email:

Sponsors

  • Automatic Updates

    There are two ways to receive Jeff's updates automatically, as if by voodoo black magic...

    Recent Tweets

  • Follow Me on Twitter

  • Willard "Bill" Hershberger

    On The Surf Report Nightstand

    Jeff & Toney's 5 Year Light Bulbs


    Installed 11/17/2007
    Current status: two down: 3/29/09 & 1/18/10, the 3rd is still functioning normally