Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 262

Posted on May 29th, 2009 by Jeff

Have you seen ads for this clip-on bug repellent?  The thing is huge and blue, you’re supposed to hang it off your belt, and I believe there’s a fan inside.  It makes me laugh, but I’m intrigued.
For whatever reason I’m one gnat-attractin’ sumbitch.  There can be five people sitting on our deck, and the gnats [...]

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Our Toilet Is No Longer A Reliable Agent

Posted on May 28th, 2009 by Jeff

Our upstairs toilet needs to be lifted high above someone’s head (not mine), and hurled into a landfill somewhere.  It’s no longer a reliable agent; you never know what you’re going to get with the thing.  It’s like a Hitchcock movie, every time.
In fact, it’s strictly a pee-only zone at this point, because nobody wants [...]

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