Your End of the Week Topic Dump

A few nights ago I was listening to an episode of the old Gunsmoke radio show at work, and one of the characters said the following:
“You’d better shut your mouth, boy, or I’ll knock both your eyes into the same socket.”
Never heard that one before…  And I nearly blasted Mountain Dew across a cubicle wall.
Toney [...]

The Advertising Slogans We Love

A few nights ago Clive Bull asked his listeners to call-in and tell him what they believe are the most memorable advertising slogans of all time.
And I had absolutely no idea what they were talking about.  Zero.  Every reference was unknown to me, almost every product a mystery.  I mean, what the crap’s Fairy Liquid?  [...]

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