Words That Trigger a Full-Body Clench

A few nights ago I was listening to Clive Bull on my iPod at work, and he was asking male callers if they carry a wallet.  And it was a classic Clive topic. He’s very good at taking subjects that originally seem inconsequential, and turning them into high entertainment.  He asks all the right questions, [...]

Are Teenagers As Stupid As They Seem?

Everybody’s home today, because there’s a fresh load of snow outside.  Therefore, everything electronic in this house is currently set to ON, and the younger Secret is upstairs pretending he’s Bonzo Bonham on the drums. It’s like living in a Guitar Center, without all the bald spot ponytails, and fingerless gloves. While I was coming [...]

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