The World’s Most Obscure Christmas Gift

During the week leading up to Christmas I worked a lot of hours, and was dragging massive ass.  On Christmas Eve they threw open the prison gates around 7:30 pm, and I got home around 8:15. Somehow we started a tradition, years ago, that mandates we slow-cook North Carolina-style barbecue pork on the day before [...]

Happy Holidays from the Bunker!

Just a quick note to wish everyone a merry Christmas…  I hope you’re having a wonderful day, and all that stuff. Toney and I didn’t get to bed until 1:30 this morning, a-finalizing and whatnot, and the Secrets were swinging for the fences four short hours later.  So, my brain is thoroughly fried-up.  Right now [...]

A Most Outrageous Tale

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