Ugly Cars and Flying Predators

Even though I’m obsessing about this crap, I try not to write about it too much.  ‘Cause I know you guys don’t really give a tiny cashew-shaped shitlet – and rightly so.  But this new site is giving me a case of the recta-hives.
Well, not the new site, exactly…  More specifically, the way the new [...]

Two Tanks, Eight Squares, and Cruel Laughter

On Saturday night we had our allotment of Fuller’s ESB, and were planning to cook burgers on the grill.  I went out there and fired-up that bastard, and came back inside to (heh) prepare the meat.  And when I returned to the deck, to begin the process, everything was shut-down.  The grill was completely cold, and [...]

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