State of the Website Address

Posted on December 30th, 2008 by Jeff

Last night a woman showed up at work and told us she’d been sick all day.  “I threw up in the shower, on the kitchen floor, and in the car while driving over here,” she proclaimed. And isn’t that excellent?  Isn’t it exactly the kind of information most of us are looking for?  Good God. [...]

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Running Around with Holiday Money

Posted on December 29th, 2008 by Jeff

Following my unheard-of fourteen hours of sleep Thursday night, I couldn’t even walk straight.  I’m not accustomed to so much dormancy, all at once.  It felt like the base of my spine had been rammed into a pencil sharpener, and ground to a fine point. I was all gnarled-up, and looked like Stephen Hawking while [...]

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