I Stink Of Wiener, and so on
Toney called around 11 this morning, and said she’d be home for lunch. She wanted me to put some hot dogs on the grill, and have ‘em ready to go when she got here.
So, doing as I’m told, I went out there and flung a lit match into the gas cloud, and cut open a new package of Ballpark franks. And roughly a quart of some kind of nasty-ass liquid came rolling out, hit the floor, and splashed halfway up my legs.
I’d taken a shower only moments before, and was now doused in wiener water. Simply fantastic.
After I got the dogs going, I went into the kitchen and ripped off two or three paper towels, ran a little water over them, and started scrubbing my shins. One of the Secrets walked in and gave me one of those “What the shit??” looks, and I just grunted at him.
Then I realized: I very rarely wash my shins; they don’t get much attention at all. In fact, I can’t ever remember lathering up my shins or ankles, during my entire life. Is it the most neglected part of the male body? I bet it is.
Anyway, I think I can still smell it. I believe I’m still funking of wiener. Excellent. Perhaps I should just embrace it all, and dab a little Vienna Sausage jelly behind my ears before leaving for work? Yeah, maybe I’ll do it.
I forgot to mention it yesterday, but the t-shirts are finally on their way. Except, of course, for the two that were ordered today.
I even sent one to Clive Bull. On a whim I emailed him, and told him I’d like to give him a shirt. And he actually wrote back. A pleasant surprise.
So, Clive will soon have one of our leaping catfish t-shirts. I like the idea of it, very much. Pass the beer nuts.
If you’d like to order one, here’s yer link. I’ll probably be making another post office run on Friday, so order away!
Metten and I each posted a new Mockable this week, here and here. Check ‘em out. And don’t forget about our Friday Guest Mock. Send us your own home-grown venomous rant, and we’ll most likely publish it at the site.
Our email address: mockable [at] gmail dotcom.
And since I have to cut this one VERY short, I’ll leave you with two Questions I previously asked at Twitter (or was it Facebook?).
First: Is a York Peppermint Patty the most effeminate of all candy bars? What do you think? Also, which one is the manliest? Tell us about it in the comments.
Second: Would you ever eat a flavor of ice cream called Barnyard Gravy? A local shop is offering it, but I can’t bring myself to order it. I’m sorry, but it brings to mind bovine diarrhea. What do you think?
If you were to open an ice cream shop, what kind of novelty Ben and Jerry’s-type flavors would you offer? Anything to do with cow shit? Help us out, won’t you?
And I’ll post a real update tomorrow. I promise.
See ya then.
Filed under: Daily
First?!?!?!
No way…
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Vacation makes you quick! #1
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FIRST, MO-FOs.!!!!!!
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Dagnabbit !!!
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And that’s really weird, I didn’t see that the real first poster was “MoFo.”
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Top 10 oh yeah
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Effeminate- Mounds
Manliest- Mr. Goodbar
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Top Ten on Tuesday!
Yeah!
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One candy bar is both the most effeminate AND manly candy bar, depending on inflection when you say its name: “Big Hunk.”
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Top Ten again?
I am hung over from the Stone Temple Pilots concert last night. It was a great show.
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And no, I would not eat Barnyard Gravy. It’s a bit too close to what we used to call “duck butter.”
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I just like a plain old gender-neutral Hershey’s Chocolate bar, the one with all the little squares.
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Good Afternoon Surf Reporters……
most effeminate candy bar? Yeah, York Peppermint Pattie is pretty poofter. Although Mallow Cup sounds gay too.
most masculine would have to be 3 Musketeers.
As for ice cream, would you go for a dish of High Life and Pralines? or Baby Back rib sorbet?
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Barnyard Gravy makes me think of the mud hogs make in a hogpen. Not too appetizing.
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It sounds very poofter but I love Chunky Monkey from Ben and Jerry’s.
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Barnyard gravy gets a big ol’ WTF!
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Do I smell and erection or is that just wiener juice you are wearing?
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Do they make a Sweet Tea Sorbet?
JCIII – I would tear into some Baby Back Rib Sorbet!
Jeff, I have been stuck on getting me some McDonalds’ Sweet Tea. Everytime you talked about it I would go crazy trying to find it. I did not want it out of a can… They just brought it to SoCal. Don’t know if I want to go into the neighborhood they are ‘testing’ it in. Did you go to Roscos’s House of Chicken & Waffels when you were here? They just put Sweet Tea on their menu.
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Effeminate- Kit Kat Singles
Manliest- Unsweetened baker’s chocolate
Barnyard Gravy ice cream? How about no.
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Ditto on Mounds for effeminate in both name and the fact that no man I know likes coconut. “Gentlemen, would you care for a macaroon?”
Manly: Nut Roll
As for ice cream flavor, I’d call it Red Hat Ruckus — vanilla bean ice cream with a mixed berry cobbler, including lots of crunchy topping, and dark chocolate shavings throughout.
Or maybe just a dark chocolate ice cream with coffee beans. Might call it Ben-jammin’ Bunny.
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Manliest Candy Bar….Zagnut, as in “Gimme a fuckin’ Zagnut.”
I don’t think I’d have a problem with Barnyard Gravy. It would probably be like the KFC Bowl of ice creams.
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On second thought these would probably be the most effeminate chocolates a man could eat:
http://www.youandiwantit.com/images/Erotic_Penis_Candy_(CHOCOLATE).jpg
or this:
http://www.sweetarousals.com/images/penis_on_stand.jpg
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Whatever candy bar Burt Reynolds is eating right now is the manliest.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go wash the barnyard gravy off of my shins.
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Nut Roll…OUCH!
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I always thought ‘Zagnut’ as manly. It’s gotta a ‘Z’ and no chocolate. Yum! Jawbreakers…manly. Atomic FireBalls…manly.
PixieStix…effeminate…
Jujyfruits…need I say more?
Ice cream?…Wiener Delight
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I don’t worry about anything to do with Peppermint Patties since they moved their operation to Mexico a few months ago. It had been in PA for years and they up and move the whole thing to Mexico throwing a bunch of Americans out of work. At the time I wrote and told them they were losing me and my family as customers. They sent me the usual prepackaged bullshit answer.
They are part of Hershey and Reese’s is part of Hershey also. So I do not eat or buy any of their candy anymore. So far I have found that Clark Bars are produced in the US as well as Russell Stover’s. Also candy made under the Neco banner is produced in America. And I am still looking for other brands.
Besides the labor issue I like my candy without salmanella. How about you?
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Son of a Bitch! I post one little picture of three greased-up guys fisting each other with a bucket of Crisco and Jeff puts me back on “Your comment is awaiting moderation”.
For the record I scowered the interwebs found a chocolate bar shaped like a big wang. The only thing more effeminate than that would be a wang shaped chocolate bar with a salty creme filling.
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WB — Have you had a Pearson’s Nut Roll? Don’t know if you can get them in Ohio. IMO it looks like either a lumpy turd or a lumpy phallus. How much more manly can that be?
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The wussiest candy is Tic Tacs, the toughest is Black Liquorice. You gott have balls to eat hunks of Black liquorice. (Yuck)
I have a feeling that two of the components of Barnyard Gravy are chitlins and pickled pigs feet.
Sweet tea is a food group here in Oklahoma. Good luck ever trying to get tea that isn’t both sweet and iced. If you find it any other way its a chain restaurant (Starbucks, etc.) or foreigners own it. Or both.
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Recently, I had the manliest candy ever.
“MUSK FLAVOURED STICKS”
They come from Australia and they smell and taste like deodorant. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musk_stick
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Anyone ever seen Gummi Lighthouses? They were all the rage on the Internets last year.
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@ Brynhildr:
“Anyone ever seen Gummi Lighthouses?”
Another good example of “poor design template”:
http://ipo.totfarm.com/pics/pic_12037159495375.jpg
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Brynhildr-Uhh, I wasn’t reffering to the candy nut roll, more like the accidental kind men suffer from when exiting a car or golf cart and a nut rolls under you leg causing excruciating pain.
But yes we do have Pearson’s Nut Rolls in OH, haven’t had one in a while but seem to think they where quite good.
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effeminate – Godiva has got it hands down. A little play on goddess and diva. That say woman to me.
manliest – Powerhouse, cause like a good man, it don’t exist any more. Present company excluded of course. Second choice would have been Mr Goodbar. A lot of nuts covered in chocolate.
Barnyard Gravy – Have grown up with a farming grandfather, I won’t be taste testing anything that mixes barnyard and gravy together.
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@ Brynhildr – Well, now you can put one on the list, that is for mounds and macaroons.
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I was just Googling candy bars as I cannot remember all of them and I stumbled across such a thing as “fried candy bars”, of course a subset of fair food.
http://candyaddict.com/blog/2005/10/26/deep-fried-snickers/
Now THAT’S a good way to manify your effeminate candy bar….if that’s the sort of world crisis you’re most concerned about.
As for the Cholera Cow ice cream, I’ll pass thanks.
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Pearson’s are awesome, and made here in MN!
Guys don’t like coconut? Really? I had no idea.
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For the record, my husband likes coconut.
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WB — good to know in the event that my testicles ever descend.
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FIRST!!!!!!
Got my t-shirt. Very nice.
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@ WB in OH – I am so glad that I do not have to experience or explain that one, j-straps keep the boys high and tight, no dangling participles if you get my drift…
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Many years ago I believed the original Mars bar was the manliest candy bar. Whole nuts. And yes, it might glue your teeth together, but you took it like a man. It’s nothing a swig of Moxie won’t fix!
But as time went by, I think all candy companies have emasculated nearly every bar into husks of their glorious former selves. They’ve all been stripped down to the bare minimum of flavorful ingredients, shrunken in size, poofed up with air, and had cheap chemicals substituted in whenever possible. Highly disappointing.
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@ J Shifty – The thought of whole nuts stuck to my teeth send me into full body shivers. I don’t think Moxie can fix the mental damage from that.
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FWIW, I LOVE pepermint patties.
As for bizarre ice cream, a shop down the road from us sells ‘superman’ ice cream. I really need to take a pix of this horrible concoction just so you could even see this thing. My son just HAD to have it one time while we were there and the smell of this about made me want to hurl. All different colors, all different tastes just thrown into a bowl and called ice cream…YUK!
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@Brynhildr
You mean these gummi lighthouses?
http://failblog.org/2008/06/14/gummy-fail-dirty-mind-win/
I still crack up when I see that pic.
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The manliest candy bar is whichever one Chuck Norris is eating.
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Well, does gum count?
Effeminate: Teaberry
Masculine: Bazooka
Candy:
Masculine: Jawbreakers… (don’t they wish!)
Effeminate: Skittles…(more like it!)
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NDfan — yep, them’s the ones.
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Gayest? I’d say the pink Sno-Balls,l but that’s not really a candy bar.
After I saw this, Toblerone is the most pussified candy out there. No self-respecting man would be in the checkout line in Target and grab one of these, unless he was there with a chick….
http://fr.truveo.com/FAMILY-GUY-Gay-Toblerone/id/2102854075
A friend of mine brought back some FISH (anchovy? sardine? non-smoking) ice cream from a trip to Japan. Please don’t ask how he kept it frozen – i didn’t ask. Surprisingly, it didn’t make me vomit, but the LAST thing the taste would have reminded me of would have been ice cream.
I guess it was like eating a half frozen smoked salmon doused with Worcestershire sauce (which IS a type of fermented fish sauce) and was a little sweet. Oh, it was also a dark brown color and came in a block wrapped in some kind of foil/waxy wrapper.
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Oh…I forgot about the Ice Cream..
Condomnation: Your choice of vanilla or chocolate that comes with a cherry flavored rubber.
Rhythmnation: Flavor of tha Day that comes with a Calendar.
Barnyard Gravy: Chocolate in a cup filled with hay and fudge.
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The Superman ice cream looks like multi-colors of playdough. gag My son was about half way thru a big ol’ cone of it when I commented on it. He made a face and threw it away. I felt bad.
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Wow, looking at the bunker cam, Grace Jones has really let herself go!
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Some great ice cream flavors would be “Beanie Weenie”, “Macaroni & Cheese”, and “Playdough”.
Barnyard Gravy sounds like a sex act.
Manliest candy is Chocolate Covered Bacon.
Most effeminate candy is Mixed Fruit Mentos.
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@ Garrett:
“Wow, looking at the bunker cam, Grace Jones has really let herself go!”
Your ideas intrigue me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter!
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A little Barnyard Gravy history lesson:
http://thewvsr.com/102006.htm
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@ Jason – You surprise me every time. I thought you were gonna say Velveeta.
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@ Jason
“Barnyard Gravy sounds like a sex act.”
THIS from the man whose delicate palate was offended by the Centurions of Rome?
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@Tyrosine – Jason didn’t say he was offended.
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Oh no, not that sauage fest again!!!
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@Shiny Rod
And then there’s this old reference too:
http://thewvsr.com/fatass62002.htm
Jeff’s been talking about Barnyard Gravy for 7 years, and still can’t bring himself to try it!
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Nothing to do with anything here….I’ve been outside weed-wacking and clearing underbrush. Took a break for a beverage and here came out “Three Waddling Skunks”. Honest!…….Good name for a band I thought.
Ok….back to whatever is going on here, . I’m not looking yet!…..later…-d
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“weed-wacking and clearing underbrush”
that could be a euphemism for pube trimming….
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@ NDfaninAZ – Yeah, he’s a wuss but I don’t think I can bring myself to try it. If the had called it something else like Dairy Surprise or Guernsey Treat. There might have been a taste test.
Now playing on iPod – “What a shame about me” – Steely Dan
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@ NDfaninAZ – or a Brazilian, though skunks are nocturnal unless they smell something interesting.
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@Shiny, interesting history lesson however for shits and giggles I read the comments section. Whatever became of Brenda Love, she sounded like a lot of fun.
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@ WB in OH – I think someone was asking about her last week I think.
I think this is her on wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brenda_Love
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WB — She left her email in one of the comments where she was getting up in pjs’ face. Just ask her.
Where are lakrfool and T Farty McAppleass for that matter?
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SR…I saw the skunks yesterday around 3pm (MST) headed to the neighbors (200yrds away) and most likely after the cat food those folks leave out. Then again around 6:30. Then here they came again today. WTF???? Skunks out in the middle of the day!?!? Somebody check the Mayan Calander. Is that one of the signs!?!? I think I’m allowed to shoot ‘em up here. Hey …new game… “Plink a Skunk”.
ok…I peeked…..gone………
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No that’s not the right Brenda!
Here: http://www.blogger.com/profile/00871065462462122312
@ Tyrosine – Only if you will give up the secret as to why you’re an amino acid.
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@ Alice in WV:
Well, the day I posted the link to that pic Jason’s reaction was:
“GODDAMMIT!”
So I, perhaps erroneously, assumed he was offended. Looking at his later comments one could conclude that his initial reaction was one of excitement, as if a whole new world of possibilities had been opened up for him.
I should have known that anyone who spends his weekends copulating a block of Velveeta, trading canned pasta for sex, and parading around in a coconut bikini top wouldn’t be offended by a little digital sodomy.
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“T Farty McAppleass” is me.
I was somewhat taken back by the picture of a guy with another man’s arm elbow-deep up his ass. But I don’t think that makes me a delicate flower or anything like that. I mean, come on, an ARM up another man’s ass. Shocking.
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Something for the sick side of the Evil Twin’s wife – she’s gonna love this:
(NOT for the faint of heart) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-JB4e5if8Q&feature=related
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Yes, Pep.Pat-E (I can’t even type it out without feeling a little gay is female-like.
The manly candy bar is to state, “I don’t fucking eat candy, because it doesn’t taste good with Tabasco Sauce.
No did you know today or no IPOD. I’m home listening to kids scream right now.
Is chili a meal, or what?
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@ Garrett,
It’s a simple story really. Back when I was in grad school my research involved a protein called Apetala 2, which is a transcription factor. Transcription factors are proteins that “turn on” genes. They themselves get activated by protein kinases that add a phosphate to either a Tyrosine, Serine or Threonine amino acid. My research led me to believe that the active site in Apetala 2 was a Tyrosine. As such, Tyrosine played a very important role in my life and it was a natural choice as a handle for internet purposes. I first began using it when playing on-line quake, but I use it for everything now.
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@ Garrett – Yup, that’s the right one although, I wouldn’t mind having a conversation with the other Brenda Love. I think shes speaking my langauge.
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@ Tyrosine – Now,stop it, you know what that does to the lady folks around these parts. Actually, keep going, I like the reaction.
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Manly candy bars: the Brits have a candy bar called the “Yorkie” on the label it has the symbol of a woman with a diagonal red line through her and the words:”Not for girls” It’s their best selling candy Bar! I was in Stowe last month & took the Ben & Jerry’s tour my favorite flavour had to be the new sweat sox & weiner juice! Dee-Lish!
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@ Garrett,
Nice link….I like how she was doing it with bare hands (which I doubt she even washed) and no ethanol or hydrogen peroxide to wash everything off with first. If you want a crash course on how to get yourself a nice MRSA infection or Cellulitis, just copy the folks in that video.
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As an old school a.t’er I’d try the Barnyard Gravy. Nothing like some shock value, especially if Jeff would be next in line and inquiring about its potential taste… Why its delicious. It has the creamy consistancy of fresh baby shit that you just want to plunge somebody’s face into and smoosh around while laughing hysterically asking them if they found any of the hard chocolaty bits mixed into the creation…
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@Garrett
OMG, you weren’t kidding with your warning about that video!!!!
I’m gonna go vomit now.
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@ Garrett – G>R>O>S>S, that just weirded me out on all levels.
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OK,Two and a Half Men is on, I’m gone.
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garrett — that is NASTY, but if you keep clicking on related links as I did, you’ll eventually get to far more disgusting things. Who knew YouTube was the next best thing to getting gastric bypass cuz I’m no longer interested in eating.
We started the day with candy bars and now we’ve come around to pus. Well done, Surf Reporters!
Jason — I know you’re T Farty. I was just trying to coax your alter ego out of hiding.
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@Brynhildr – Yeah, I liked the candy bar discussion better. Although it was making me crave chocolate.
Until I clicked on Garrett’s link.
I no longer crave anything.
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how about tuna ripple for a ice cream
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Ah crap…This is a goddamn chat room isn’t it?!?!
Ice Cream…Pralines and Puss……
(yeah…I know…pretty discusting…thanks Garrett…grrrr).
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A full hour of Charlie Sheen and I still can’t get that video out of my head…Garrett, why did you have to do that. Thats about as bad as that video someone posted a long while back and then said don’t look at this. Of course I’m gonna look, what they didn’t sya was that it was a guy swinging his shlong around.
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@Garrett – That was AWESOME! I favorited it and found a few others I had somehow missed. I really dig popthatzit.com for most of my boil lancing love.
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. I agree. DR. Love is a MILF (maybe a GILF).
.Youtube link – For some reason, I thought of something ETW posted way back. That and the ice cream discussion…..well, it made sense at the time…..
.Watching 2 1/2 men right now too.
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@everyone. Look 2 posts UP. See what I mean??!!
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Bizarre ice cream flavors (most of them are from Japan, of course):
http://www.oddee.com/item_96751.aspx
I think I’d have to go with the Charcoal flavor. Either that or Octopus.
Sissy candy bar: 3 Musketeers. The name + it’s foam wrapped in chocolate.
Manly candy: Payday? I think those are the ones. Lump of SALTED peanuts stuck to some white stuff, maybe sweetened caulk. Love ‘em.
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Manliest – Yorkie, of course, as noted above.
http://veethemonsoon.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/yorkie2.gif
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@ Jen – my local icecream place has Superman icecream also – it looks like a migraine I once had, but my youngest boy loves it
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@ garrett – I agree. Giving her career choice, I think she is more a GILF but since I’m interested in someone, I’ll have to put that one on the back burner.
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LOLOL..I read this everyday and always get a good laugh…just wanted to say TY!!
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Jeff: Mark my words: One day you will be listening to LBC, and hear me tell London that I learned of the show from TheWvsr.com…
That dudes become a more regular installment than even Hendrie around here. I’m starting to recognize the regular callers…
-steve
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Hot balls are manly.
I LOVE Hot balls… Atomic Balls…whatever you call them.
M&M’s remind me of whips and leather….it could go both ways I think.
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The Bunker Cam is the Big Fig Newton doing the tricky part.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyI3IL46yq4
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Oh, Evil Twin’s Wife, you are weird and twisted. Just how I like them, although I personally don’t get off on pustules, per say.
Alas, you’re married (me too), so I’ll just have to be satisfied with *your* twins on your site…..
Wait, didn’t some lady post something about making a $300,000 payment on a house on here? Ahem, maybe I’m not married after all….
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@ Tammie – Oh, you are such a tease…
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@Brynhildr Red Hat Ruckus sounds delish. Much better than Barnyard Gravy, which I am pretty sure I wouldn’t try.
Of course I might be biased against Barnyard Gravy because the dog has been gassing me out all night, and I feel like I have already had a big steaming cone of it.
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@ Shiny Rod….I can only apologize for seeing such things in ordinarily normal items.
I believe I am an adolescent boy trapped in a woman’s body…without the acne.
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@ garrett – 300K home can be a bear depending on where it is located. In Cali, thats pert near an average house. Here in Raleigh, your talking minimum 3500 sqft. I know, I was looking at one and they took it off the market before I could make a bid. I could get a house on Lake Norman or Smith Mountain in that price range (soft market). Now Lake Lure, thats a whole different story. Yes, I lived in San Diego at PFTC then Coronado and then at the Long Beach Naval Shipyard from 79-83.
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@ Tammie – No apologies needed here. Your a blonde goddess and I respect that. Speaking of acne, no, don’t look at garrets previous post, please!!!
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garrett — Don’t be impressed by the $300K down payment since that money was the gain I made on the sale of my previous home. In California. (For a very brief moment, my bank account balance was impressive, but after that… not so much.) You don’t want to know what I’d lose if I had to sell my current residence — if I could sell at all — also in California. The miser in me is about to hyperventilate.
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Speaking of oozing boils on Youtube, I think Toaster Strudel icing would make an excellent ice cream flavor.
As for the candy bar question, I have no idea. I imagine the Zagnut is feminine, though I don’t know anything about it, including the shape.
Also, I think the return of Brenda Love could be useful, whether its the fetish Wiki one or the Spaghetti Ohs blog one. Either way, their talents intersect and could prove enlightening, or at least interesting.
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I’d rather speak of SQ footage, 401k’s, and my undying committment to you! “The miser in me is about to hyperventilate.”
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I’ve been looking for the better part of an hour now, but I have no idea how to e-mail our fearless leader now. What’s the address? Somebody help?
Tammie, good to see you again.
Really, help me! I’m getting drunker as time goes by. I’ve got diamonds on the soles of my shoes as I speak.
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Jason – post your email and I will send it to you. I can’t post it on the blog.
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youngidiot@live.com
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@ Jason – I’m up studying for my database management class.
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I dunno about Powerhouse, Shiny Rod. Not that it doesn’t sound manly, but back in the 90′s I was with several Midwesterners whie attending a class at UCLA. They wanted me to take them down to Hollywood to see the “real” California.
After looking at the Walk of Fame, going to Mann’s Chinese Theatre, they all wanted to go get a beer. We went into a place called, “The Powerhouse.” I knew what it was, but they were young, Midwestern, and clueless. They were all ogling the pretty woman tending bar, and after a while, one of the guys goes to take a leak, He gets back, whispers in my ear that, “You won’t believe it. There were two guys kissing in the bathroom. I think this might be a gay bar!”
I told him “It very well might be. And you see the woman behind the bar? Uhhhh, she’s not a she. Shut up and drink your beer!!” He just sat there, totally mortified, and finished his beer. After we left, he told me he thought that he was going to be raped, “Like what happens in prison.” Fun times, for sure!
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@ clintcurtis – As a Cali sailor, we did the Hollywood experience too. After the Walk of Fame and Mann’s, we ended up going to some burlesque club where it was very uncomfortable and dark with several customers constantly fumbling around in there trench coats. Not that I didn’t enjoy a good striptease show, the ambience was not there for this place. It smelled of cheap booze, cigarettes and urine. We all looked at each other and it was a visual consensus. Let’s get the hell out of here. Thankfully, those voyeuristic days are gone for me. I now see things like that as a big disrespect to women. Age and wisdom have taken it’s effect. Unfortunately for the Powerhouse bar, it made it’s exit somewhere around the mid-80′s. Kinda like chivalry, it just crawled up somewhere and died with narry a whimper.
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@Brynhildr-That was sarcasm, Brenda and her comments scared me, she came off like a big meanie.
I was just curious if she hung around here a while. I’ve only been here a couple of months and have only been able to get through March of 04 in the archives. She didn’t seem like the type of person JK would tolerate very long, he seems to enjoy everyone getting along.
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I watched 15 seconds of Garrett’s link, and could not bear to watch anymore. How did it turn out?
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@ tadpolegal – Grossly Ugly are the words that come to my mind but they kept squeezing and it kept on coming out. Eeeck, full body shivers…
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@ Shiny Rod- Full body shivers is why I had to stop watching. That must be some kind of medical condition I have never heard of.
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@ tadpolegal – Tyrosine covered that angle in his post or at least what you should not do.
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Just got a package from PO Box 4, hmm. Hey it’s even the size I ordered. Thanks Jeff, I’m flying out to Cali next week and I’ll wear it on the plane (yes coach), see if I run into any other surf reporters!
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Ok, Ok, everyone. Sorry about the post. I didn’t intentionally put the link in the comment for shock value or attention. Someone sent it to me and I was horrified, but kept watching anyway. It surprised me caus I’ve never been able to do that before.
Anyway, to ETW, tadpolegal, Shiny Rod (it is so hard to type that), and the local amino acid, Tyrosine:
The condition that this idiot most likely has is a Keratin cyst. not life threatening, and warm compresses several times a day should get rid of it over time. If he keeps doing this, chances are he WILL get an infection.
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I had a sebaceous cyst under my right nipple. WOW did that thing get infected. They opened, squeezed, numbed, cut and squeezed some more……ouch!!!!!
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