Comments on: Happy Holidays from the Bunker!

By: Lew in Bama

Lew in Bama — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:32:57 +0000

Just now getting around to posting….
Christmas was good, and now I’m glad it’s over. Too much family bonding for the single gal.

Got a scanner/printer/copeir combo, a fancy new vacuum (requested item), some gift cards, and of course socks. We always get socks in our stocking…even in our 30′s….we go to dads, he stuffs our stockings with travel lotion and gum and ink pens and socks.

By: Jason

Jason — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 17:52:32 +0000

I’ve been a connoisseur and collector of fake vaginas for years now. My first fake vagina was purchased from an antique shop in 1995. It’s constructed of burlap and badger hair, and the tunnel is made smooth with beef tallow. It was hand made by the late great Russian immigrant, Ucango Wackov. Many told me that it was worhless. But I sold it for a handsome profit last year.

And these Asian ones I have are exquisite in design and features. I think I mentioned once before that they take your temperature and play a song when they’re, uh, entered.

“It’s a small world after all,
It’s a small world after all…..
You’re current temperature is 99 degrees. Hot boy.”

I gotta go. Talk to yall later.

By: DTO

DTO — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 17:34:37 +0000

Sorry to say Jason, but I think you’ve made a bad investment. The Asian markets have been slipping lately and with all the bail-outs being passed around, I look for the American fake vagina market to make a strong comback. We will compete in the global community again as well as here at home.

By: Dave

Dave — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 13:59:25 +0000

Maybe I can open it in such a way that it can be put back in the package so that nobody will ever know that it was opened.

Not unless they use it. Then they’ll know.

By: Jason

Jason — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 02:45:21 +0000

CitizenX,
I have a whole case of them. Maybe I could try one of them out. I hate to because I’ll ruin my chances at the $60K later on. I’m counting on that money to support me during my golden years.

Maybe I can open it in such a way that it can be put back in the package so that nobody will ever know that it was opened. I’ll try that. Pre-she-ate ya.