Your Free Copy of
A Convenience Story!
published in the pages of the legendary zine Crimewave U.S.A., this
sordid tale of debauchery and Frito-Lay products has been a reader
favorite for more than a decade.
It is the story of my final six months in West Virginia: confused, desperate, and working at a convenience store. My professional colleagues? Why, a passel of hardened rednecks, psychos, and straight-up criminals. Thanks for asking!
It is, as a matter of fact, one of the main inspirations for the West Virginia Surf Report website. I'd never written an autobiographical essay before, and it turned out so well, I wanted to keep it going. Which led to the birth of TheWVSR.com.
It's also a perfect introduction for folks unfamiliar with the site, I believe.
So I'm making it available again, for the very first time. Or whatever. And in a fancy-pants professionally-designed eBook, no less! But only to subscribers of the West Virginia Surf Report mailing list. Membership has its privileges, they say, and this is one of them.
All you have to do to get your copy, is fill out the form below, and you'll receive an email with download instructions. It's completely painless, and will only take a few seconds.
And once you're a member, you'll gain access to bonus material, receive periodic recap emails, and be told about outrageous super-secret updates the casual readers will never see. You'll be a Surf Report VIP!
Please note that the list is maintained through AWeber, which is about as anti-spam as it gets. You will not see an increase in Viagra solicitations, or ads for "Rolex-style" watches. I hate that stuff too, and it's not what this is about, believe me.
We have a great time at the website, and I hope you'll join us. Get started now, by downloading your free copy of A Convenience Story!
Thank you very much,