So, What’s Your Stance on Chitchat?

I know this might be difficult for some of you to believe, but I was in Wendy’s this afternoon.  I was sitting in a boof by a window, where I could keep an eye on my car (since my laptop was on the passenger seat), enjoying a #1 with cheese, no pickles, and a Coke.  [...]

Perfection Denied: A Day Which Will Live In Infamy

Since I’m regularly infuriated by people in fast food restaurants, and their scattered, shithead ways, it’s very important to me that I not be a hypocrite on the subject. So, when it’s my time to order, I’m always prepared for action. You’ll never hear me say things like, “So, tell me a little about this… [...]

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