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3 Really Quick Things, vol. 84

Posted on March 6th, 2014 by Jeff

Surf Reporter Alex sent the above photo to me a few days ago, via Facebook. Pretty weird, huh? I’m assuming it’s a white water rafter, or somesuch? I don’t believe it has anything to do with this site. What are your thoughts on it? If you click on it, you’ll get a larger version. Strangeness. […]

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On Saturday I Almost Had a Heart Attack on Three Separate Occasions

Posted on March 4th, 2014 by Jeff

Saturday was a stressful, jam-packed day for your corpulent correspondent. I nearly had a heart attack on three separate occasions, and was on the verge of tears at least once. Way too much emotion for my tastes… I worked the night before, and got up earlier than normal to attend our oldest son’s last swim […]

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Scary: Two Unsmiling Cops at Our Front Door, Demanding Answers

Posted on February 28th, 2014 by Jeff

My heart almost flew apart in my chest a few minutes ago. I was coming down the stairs, after making the bed (somehow my job since 1992), and somebody started BANGING on the front door. Andy lost his shit, of course, and I was alarmed by the aggressiveness of the knocking. Was this a home invasion, […]

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