What Are The Most Dangerous Tasks You’ve Ever Been Asked To Perform At Work?

At this point in my life, the biggest physical risk I ever take at work is when I’m standing in front of a vending machine in the break room, and a 3 Musketeers bar is launched off a corkscrew, behind a thin sheet of plexiglass. Despite the high-nougat content, there’s a lot of heft in [...]

Tell Us Your Tales of Inappropriate Clothing

When I was in elementary school, during fifth grade or thereabouts, a kid started wearing a t-shirt once or twice a week, featuring two cartoon pigs having sex, and the words “Makin’ Bacon!” It was amazing to me, for several reasons. For one, I’d never been to a place of business – outside of Myrtle [...]

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