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Our Harrowing Day of Dentistry, and Everybody’s Favorite Pooping Songs

Posted on April 18th, 2014 by Jeff

Yesterday was strange. The older boy had all four wisdom teeth yanked, and his brother finally had his braces removed. It’s been a long-time coming. All this happened early in the morning, before I’d even gotten up. But when everyone came home… the bizarreness kicked in. Our older son was messed up on a full […]

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Daytripper: Our Saturday in Manhattan

Posted on April 15th, 2014 by Jeff

On Saturday we went to New York City, to celebrate the older boy’s 18th birthday. It was on-again, off-again and I wasn’t sure the trip was actually going to happen until Friday evening. Too much chaos. There’s no planning anymore… gone are the days of the planning. At the beginning of the week “they” were […]

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Early Porn Nostalgia, and the Internet Has Burned Out My Pleasure Centers!

Posted on April 11th, 2014 by Jeff

Today I saw a headline on Drudge which featured the phrase “lab-grown vaginas,” and I didn’t even bother to click through. It was mildly intriguing, but not enough to make me want to investigate further. It’s amazing how high the bar has been set, in this internet age. Right? A news article about a team […]

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