What Are The Most Dangerous Tasks You’ve Ever Been Asked To Perform At Work?

Posted on May 20th, 2013 by Jeff

At this point in my life, the biggest physical risk I ever take at work is when I’m standing in front of a vending machine in the break room, and a 3 Musketeers bar is launched off a corkscrew, behind a thin sheet of plexiglass. Despite the high-nougat content, there’s a lot of heft in [...]

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Tell Us Your Tales of Inappropriate Clothing

Posted on May 16th, 2013 by Jeff

When I was in elementary school, during fifth grade or thereabouts, a kid started wearing a t-shirt once or twice a week, featuring two cartoon pigs having sex, and the words “Makin’ Bacon!” It was amazing to me, for several reasons. For one, I’d never been to a place of business – outside of Myrtle [...]

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