Girl Scout Cookies, and Other Fundraising Attempts

A few weeks ago, in a moment of weakness, I pre-ordered three boxes of Girl Scout cookies from a woman at work. And last night word spread throughout the place: the eagle has landed. So, I handed over my $10.50 (shit!), and got two boxes of Thin Mints, and one Samoas. Then I promptly went [...]

If Classic Sitcoms Were Modern-Day Cable Dramas

A few days ago I was driving to work, and started thinking about Jackie Gleason. Hey, it happens from time to time…  Specifically, I was remembering The Honeymooners, and how Gleason’s character – Ralph Kramden – was always threatening his wife with a punch to the mouth.  “…Right in the kisser!” he’d roar. The 1950s [...]

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