Just watch out for that table corner when you’re sitting down. And you might want to use a dribble tarp while eating Hot Pockets on the throne. Molten hot cheese and a tucked wang do not mix.
Just watch out for that table corner when you’re sitting down. And you might want to use a dribble tarp while eating Hot Pockets on the throne. Molten hot cheese and a tucked wang do not mix.
WB in OH says
January 8, 2014 at 4:13 pmImagine your roommate coming in to pop a bag of popcorn while you’re dropping a deuce.
TR says
January 8, 2014 at 4:41 pmOMG LOL, well the smell of micorowave popcorn will mask the smell at least!
t-storm says
January 8, 2014 at 4:41 pmHeated toilet paper!
madz1962 says
January 8, 2014 at 4:50 pmI shudder to think what’s in those drawers… toilet paper, charmin ass wipes, condoms, tampons and Orville Redenbacher.
Alex says
January 8, 2014 at 5:17 pmI was in a washroom today… that had a piano in it. I did take photographic proof. No, it was not in a home, so it isn’t quite top level LOL.
johnthebasket says
January 8, 2014 at 7:50 pmShoot. With the new bingo posting regime I missed a Fugs reference yesterday. It’s two or three posts ago now, and might as well have happened during the reign of Ramses II. I guess I need to keep up better.
jtb
bikerchick says
January 8, 2014 at 7:57 pmWhat it that lever by the toilet? Is that how it flushes? Just like a slot machine at the casino! Fun!
Phil Jett says
January 9, 2014 at 6:18 amThat is an ergonomic plunger. My wife bought one like that with the bent handle for me to assist with my monster turds.
bikerchick says
January 9, 2014 at 10:26 amSounds like ergonomic turds would save everyone money and time!
Buck Naked says
January 9, 2014 at 2:33 pmI sincerely hope that you mean “to assist with getting my monster turds down the toilet.”
The simple “to assist with my monster turds” has an extremely unfortunate visualization. And I don’t think a plunger can develop that much vacuum in any case.
Phil Jett says
January 10, 2014 at 6:19 amI should have said to get them back up and broken apart to get them all the way down.
John Smith says
January 9, 2014 at 10:27 amWhere’s the TP hanging? Maybe it’s in the drawer?
Bill in WV says
January 9, 2014 at 2:05 pmI picture a full size turkey in the microwave, with temperature probe inserted, a guy sitting there grunting one out, peeking around the front of the microwave, checking to see how the turkey is coming along. Oh, the possibilities with this type of setup are endless.
Airandee says
January 12, 2014 at 4:49 pm“Who peed in the microwave”?