Exploring a Break Room Theory
Last night at work I was eavesdropping on a conversation between two women in the break room. Both said they’d met their husbands at previous jobs, and believe most people meet their spouses that way.
I’m not sure if that’s statistically correct, but Toney and I also met at work, in Atlanta.
I’d moved to the city with a girlfriend, we’d maintained for a year or so, then everything went circling down the ol’ turd-catcher. And suddenly I was lonely and afloat (if you’ll excuse the phrase, coming in such close proximity to “turd”) in a place with no drinking buddies.
And mister, that’s not a good situation…
So, for the only time in my life, I started “dating.” Previously I’d had very little experience with such things; I’d had two longish relationships, that took up the bulk of my adult life. So dating, and “playing the field,” was almost completely foreign to me.
And it blew mule. I started asking women out, on a semi-regular basis, and felt NOTHING for any of them. I was probably still in some kind of mourning from the just-collapsed relationship, I’m not sure, but my heart just wasn’t in it.
I went out with a girl a couple of times, and she sent me a long letter – to my apartment – saying she was IN LOVE with me. Love?! You’ve got to be kidding! And in a letter?? Man, that chick was even more messed-up than I was…
Next!
A few clearly hated me, or whatever, and that’s perfectly understandable. It wouldn’t be fair to criticize a person for such a reaction… But in several instances it was nothing more than a lack of compatibility, as it pertains to humor. If we can’t see eye to eye on what’s funny, and what isn’t, there’s no hope whatsoever. I mean, seriously.
I never actually did this, but a good test for a prospective girlfriend might be to sit with her on a bench inside a mall – and just see what happens. If she starts critiquing shoes and handbags, you might have a problem. But if she instinctively begins mocking the passersby, she’s very likely a keeper. Especially if her observations are creative and biting.
Anyway, I was on one of those horrible dates, and a woman told me a story that still makes me laugh. She said she was asleep one night, and was awakened by a loud groaning noise. Confused, she sat straight up in bed – just as a water pipe exploded in the wall beside her, sending her flying ass-over-tits across the bedroom.
I mean, how could a person not laugh at such a thing? That shit’s hilarious, right? Well, this one was offended by my reaction, and once again: next!
Toney worked for the same Big Ass Record Company I did, and seemed interesting. She hung around with the hipsters, but didn’t really participate in the high-obnoxiousness. I did some light detective work, and it appeared she wasn’t dating anyone. So I asked her out.
And it was a bumpy start, but not because of a humor-gap, or anything like that. No, we made a great team, almost from the beginning. It had more to do with my ex, her ex, and all that confusing crapola.
But the point is, we kinda confirm (anectdotally), last night’s break room theory. So, I’m going to end this brief update with a request for further information: where did you meet your significant others? Is work where it usually happens?
Help me out, won’t you? I need the date-data.
And I’ll see ya tomorrow.
Filed under: Daily
Good Afternoon Surf Reporters!!!!
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1ST?!
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2ND
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Grad school. But we were both employed by the same professor as his graduate assistants, so there you go.
That water pipe story was excellent.
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damn. so close.
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Yep, met he working in a movie theatre out of high school. Now married.
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Yeah, I met my DH through work, too.
Not at the same location, but for the same not-for-profit.
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HER, I MEAN HER.
God Damnit
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Yeeeeee!!
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Met in junior high, married right out of high school, 21 years and 3 kids later he finally left.
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My relationship started off by discovering my hands at a young age.
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Yup me too. Met my wife in grad school and been married happily now for over 20 years.
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8 years for me.
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And happy. ;o)
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7th in terms of people posting.
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I met my husband at work too. Ii was his boss. heh heh.
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Blind date at a bar that I otherwise would never go into. She showed up two hours late and I couldn’t believe my eyes. It’s been nine years, and we have weathered some epic battles. Two Italians in one marriage make for interesting “conversations.”
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Her place of work.
She was a bartender and I was the occasional patron. Jim Beam in a glass, please…
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I work online, I met her online.
Does that count?
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School here, too. The wife and I have been together 22 years this October and just celebrated 20 years married.
We had logic class together, and as soon as she walked into the room, I was thunderstruck.
The next day she was waiting on a bench outside and I asked her if she felt logical.
The cheesiest pick up line that ever worked!!
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I’ve had many wives.
But none that were mine.
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X-mas party…
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at a concert…
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College. Dating girls at work always seemed to turn out to be a bad idea.
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Met the wife at a swinger’s party. Of course, we were in elementary school and met on the playground.
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I’d never found fishing off the company pier effective.
Nope. I met Mona on eHarmony. She and I work in the same office now, but I don’t it counts.
My brother met his wife (plastic surgeon) on eHarmony and now that rat bastard is loaded.
3 of his buddies met their wives on eHarmony. And 2 of those guys… woof.
One of Mona’s cousins met her husband on eHarmony.
One of Mona’s close friends met his wife on eHarmony.
I’m telling you, that stuff works. I want to get all 16 of us together and shoot an eHarmony commercial.
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My wife-2-b saw me playing with my band at a show. My wife needed a date to a college dance so she asked her friend if she knew if I was “available.” The friend mistakenly thought my wife meant the bass player (I played guitar) with whom the she was trying to hook up with. So the friend told my wife to be that he(I) was taken. Nothing happened for 3 months…
My band played a show at the college where my wife was attending. A friend of mine wanted to hang out after the show and watch movies. She did not have a VCR in her room so we went to her friend’s dorm room to use her VCR. The girl was out partying or whatever but said we could use her VCR while she was gone. A hour later, “dorm room owner” comes back and I decide to leave since I felt like I was imposing on a stranger. Turns out, the friend that told my wife that “I” was taken 3 months before at the concert was also my friend that I was hanging out with that night. A mutual friend for us two strangers. My wife-to-be said “Is he still taken?” Our mutual friend was like “What?” They quickly realized the screw up and our friend vowed to hook us up…and did. That was 15 years ago…
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e-Pathetic.com
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Met my husband when we were in Junior High.
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Met my wife at happy hour at Tinks in Scranton on a Friday the 13th.
I was about ready to leave to follow some other woman from work to another bar, when Qweezy Mark said to me, “That girl is looking at you.”
I went over to talk, we danced and have been together since.
Thanks Qweezy!
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I met my wife while committing an act of vandalism in 1984. I suppose you could consider it “work”, as I was 16, and that was just the regular day to day jackassery I was involved in at the time.
Truth be told we hated each other at first, but 5 years later she was dating a friend of mine, so we were forced to get along. She and the other guy split up and the rest, as they say, is history. We celebrate our 19th anniversary tomorrow.
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Wow…I met mine on a Friday the 13th too….
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Hubby & I met at college. We attended different schools. I was at the rathskellar/student hangout at his school and he asked me to dance. Been together since then, 31 yrs.(26 of them married).
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I built mine in the basement.
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Mine was my best friend/roommate’s boyfriend. After they broke up, he missed me.
She probably still has just a touch of animosity towards me.
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What’s up with the Friday the 13th vibe???
My wife and I had our first date on Friday the 13th. Now we had met before but the first date was the 13th. Damn…..
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Did anyone get the super secret “mailing list members only” lpost that JK hinted at yesterday?
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All the men in my office give me the dry heaves. There will be no work related hookups here!
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I met my wife at a church. She basically stalked me until I gave in. Or maybe it was the other way around.
I had a date from hell that insisted that we go to the mall. She was an uber-bitch and she wasn’t even all that pretty. So she went into a shoe store and I sat on a bench in the middle of the mall. I spotted a security guard and got an idea. I called him over and told him that my crazy ex was following me even though I had a restraining order against her. I said she was dangerous and might well be armed. (lies, all lies). So I pointed her out and when she left the shoe store he pounced on her and took her away in a little golf cart. I just walked away. And laughed.
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Brooke: Never underestimate the power of ethanol (or chloroform).
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Work. We were both working at Disneyland. At the time he was a waiter and I was a hostess. My form of flirting was to totally “bomb” his station . ….it worked! LOL
(Bomb – to completely fill up all tables at the SAME TIME)
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Wife #1 I met on the bus one morning going to work. Damn, I should have missed that bus that day. I’m still paying for that mistake. Prior to that, I was a free agent with plenty of tryouts. No one made it on base though. Couple of pop flies, intentional groundings and a a lot of fouls. Even had a few called off on a case of rain. I had one date that went so bad that when we were ready to end the date, I told her I was married so I would not have to call her back. I never saw a woman take off that fast.
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BTW, she looked like the chick in the bunker cam.
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I met my wife at her work–she was a young hottie selling furniture, and I was in my 2nd year of law school. I’m still paying for the furniture, so to speak.
We refer to our marriage as “21 of the happiest years of our lives.” We were married in 1979. Do the math.
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Oh, and I should add that our marriage is the best it’s ever been. There’s something to be said for getting the kids the hell out of the house!
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I always thought you were kidding with that “Further Evidence” stuff. After today, I’m pretty convinced you aren’t. That shit was scary.
Apocalypse my ass, our end will be due to stupidity.
I have dated women from work; it never worked worth a damn. We’d usually wind up pissing each other off. Too much competitiveness between people who see each other professionally and socially. At least for me.
A shared sense of humor is a (maybe the) perfect basis for a relationship. My wife and I have entirely different tastes in music, movies, philosophy, and other day to day stuff, but we can and do make fun of the same stuff, and we have been together forever.
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Met my future ex-wife in HS. After all that crap, I met a future x-girlfriend in college and another in a clothing retail shop. Yeah, loser, i know!!
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I met my wife in a country bar. After we were married, I picked a tie for work and when she saw it, she remembered seeing me wearing it before we met when I was managing a restaurant. She recalled seeing me walking around the place with my game face (no smile) but didn’t put it together until spotting that tie. So, technically, I met her at work. Fifteen years this month.
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Well, I met my current while she was at work. Actually I thought she was a very sweet lady and didn’t even realize she was at work till after the sex when she asked for the money. Of course we had a good laugh at the whole situation and now we’re dating.
I’ll be right back; I’ve got to go wash the shame from my soul.
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My brother is the only person I know who met his wife at work… and they can’t seem to get rid of each other. They’re like a team or something. Three different companies, and they’ve worked together at each of them.
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My husband and i also met at work 27 years ago. We started on the same day. I lasted nine years at that job and he lasted 23 years (sucker!!).
I always say that there are a lot of things we don’t have in common (music, movies) but we have EXACTLY the same sense of humour and we would pass the ‘siting on the mall seat and commenting on the people passing by’ test.
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Drew,
Shame on you!
I’ve never paid for sex in my life. And that’s really pissed off a lot of prostitutes.
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“……if she instinctively begins mocking the passersby, she’s very likely a keeper. Especially if her observations are creative and biting.”
I don’t know how creative I am, but we would have gotten along just fine, Jeff ( had you been born somewhere north of 1950).
I met my husband through a blind date, and it had nothing to do with work. In fact, I never dated anyone I met through work.
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Mutual friend hooked us up at an AIDS benefit my company was putting on. That was almost 22 years ago. We actually still talk to the guy!
Happy Tuesday, Surfers!
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Met mine at an antique auction. I fell in love with her blue framed sunglasses. I then returned home to a girl I was dating at the time.
The girl I was dating was brutally murdered, so a week later I married an old girlfriend. That lasted 4 months. Two years later I married the girl in the blue sunglasses, and we just celebrated 20 years together.
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The further evidence page reminds me of the idiot tree sitters that just came down in Berkeley. we’ve had to watch these morons for the last 22 months.
I hate hippies.
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Date data: No significant other’s met at work. Met ex-husband while out cruising (you know, “ridin’ around”), met current SO on a blind date.
But the crying over the dead trees???? That is very disturbing. These people have obviously not lost a human to death. What in the far side hell?
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I didn’t meet DH at work but I met his best friend there. Me and the best friend didn’t work out but we’ve been married for 4 yrs now.
We would so pass the humor test. Our humor is spot on with each other. Music and movie tastes are alot different but we can always crack a joke with each other.
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Online in a video game, god’s honest truth. Met the first one at work tho. Never buy car parts or get a spouse at JC Penney.
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At work, Arby’s to be specific. Does anyone miss the Super? 13 years later and we’re still together. Everyday is just another day in paradise.
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I met my wife in the forest! we were totallly happy until she was cut down in mid life and turned into dining romm furniture! My friends and I still cry about it!
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it was funnier when I spelled room correctly!
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Met the STBX at the bar at his sister’s wedding. Prolly not a good thing to base a life on, the shared love of G&Ts.
Met the current Mr Wonderful online. Um….here, AAMOF.
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Not married, but the current future ex was at a bar. She was there for a Tapes n Tapes show, I believe I was there to heckle a rockabilly band. And so on….
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With regard to yesterday’s question… i passed a liquor store that had a sign advertising “Banana Bread Beer.” I like beer. I love banana bread. And I can’t think of many things more disgusting than the idea of “banana Bread Beer.” BLech.
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The ex was my high school girlfriend’s best friend (stalker). We spent almost 2 decades together until I couldn’t take it anymore. Sense of humor is a big one, as well as after-hours nagging and her thrice-daily ‘I’m so fat and you’re such a failure’ monologue.
I’m happier than I’ve ever been with the girl o’ my dreams, whom I met online.
Um, here, actually.
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Met my hubby at church camp right before we started high school. Didn’t start dating until several years later, when I was in college and he was in the military. Can’t imagine trying to live with any of the men I’ve ever worked with.
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met at work. been together for 17yrs – married for 9
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Yep…met at work. We were both twenty-two-year-old, first-year teachers in the same school building. We’ve been together for twelve years and are going strong (as far as I know, anyway)!
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JR and i met in school in 1985, and we just had our 18th anniversary. Three more years!!!
No fishing off the company pier.
The Banana Bread Beer is actually pretty good.
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At work. He was ‘training’ me. Got to love a sarcastic butthead that puts a used bandaid in your rolodex under B. So I bought a tiger beat magazine and put Ricky Martin on his cube walls at work. We’ve now been married 8 years and have 2 little monkeys.
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I agree with staying out of company ink – in theory.
Don’t date within your own work group or your boss. That will come back to bite you. A neighboring group isn’t so bad. If he ticks you off, whatever.
But where the heck else would I have met someone? A bar? I think not.
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BTW, I am not quite sure what those things are in the pic on the opening page but I know my grandmother used to have something like them growing out of three place on her ears, nose and scalp.
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Halloween Party.
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Lester and I met at the office. We worked in different departments, and would occasionally cross paths.
HUMOR is HUGE!
He made me laugh, which kept me making excuses!
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Rusty, they’re dates.
Met my husband at work. He was designing machines and I was drawing them. Loved the one-on-one consultations. Married 16 years.
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Wally and I also met at work. We were both in college and he was fresh out of the Army(active duty). It was at a Lonestar Steakhouse. He was a line cook and I was a bartender. I got fired for pouring him drinks while he was working and he got promoted! I had to ask him out everyday for a month before he agreed to go out with me, said I was too wild for him. That was 10 years ago(married for 7). And our senses’ of humor are also spot on. That is why we both enjoy the WVSR so much!
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My fiancee actually met me as my intern! That was quite some time ago, but we laugh at it now… good thing Bill Clinton made it ok!
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Met her in Ritz Camera where she worked. Couldn’t bring myself to ask her out until she started offering me “expired” film for nothing whenever I stopped in the store.
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I met my wife at here work. She was a DJ that did a local music show, and I was in one of the bands she interviewed. She is a lawyer now and I sell/fix/install software. Our 10 year anniversary is this coming January 1st.
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You mean my grandmother had dates growing out of her face? Wow. Who knew?
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I met my soon to be ex at Macy’s in SF where she was a salesgal I was “the mannequin guy.” I moved mannequins around for all the queer window dressers. Alot of the girls that worked there flirted with me…I got alot of pussy at that job. I eventually hooked up with the ex right before she moved to LA. I helped her move & there was something there, but it was just great sex. We hated each within a year but were married in a shotgun type affair. We had alot of laughs when she wasn’t a bitch though.
Now I think I’ll stick my head in the oven & jack off.
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I’ve pretty much given up on women (as a mate.) I’m too set in my ways, assholish & too picky…all the ones I would want would be out of my league. That’s why God made porn.
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It’s sorta embarrassing to admit….but my Husband and I have known each other since we were 5 years old. Our parents still live down the street from each other and we were each other’s first boyfriend/girlfriend in the 5th grade. We got seperated Freshman year when my parents sent me to a Catholic high school (which would explain my constant ‘tick’ and hatred for religion) while he went and met and then married a complete IDIOT that he now has a son with. We reconnected at 26 and have been together ever since.
Completely agree with you Jeff……sense of humor is my #1. If you don’t find the humor in the things that I do…………..NEXT!!!
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We met at a Fringe Festival and I saw him play in a band a couple of times. I went to a party at his place, people were jamming around the table. I sat next to him and sang harmony until he noticed me. It’ll be 20 years this month and we are getting married next summer. The most common reaction to that news is “Why?”.
We have a lot of fun together, still create music together and I can always make him laugh.
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The Evil Twin and I met through a mutual friend. We had actually known “about” each other for years prior, but he was in New Mexico in the AF and I was in WV at Marshall (he’s also 9 years older than I am, so chance meeting would have been a long shot). We’ve been together for 16 years now – married for 15 in October. And he still makes me laugh like no one else.
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Ok, I’m totally stressing cuz I only discovered this site a few months ago so I started reading from the very beginning but now I can’t get onto the old site cuz the link isn’t working…I’m stuck in Feb of 2004…help!!
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Something lakrfool said reminded me of this. Not sure why.
There was this crazy old man down the road from us in Texas who liked to hunt. He stocked his own land with white chickens, the kind that kids raise for fairs and such. And then he’d sit in the middle of his field on a folding chair and shoot the chickens.
He’d bring over some of his kills now and then and my Mom would fry them up. One day my Dad came in and told her not to accept any more of his chickens. When she asked him why not he said, “He shoots them with a shotgun.” So? “Then he walks over to the dead chicken and jacks off over it.”
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Met my girl 21 years ago at a company we worked at that doesn’t exist any more.
I was born on a Friday the 13′th.
I was stung by a wasp on Labour day, just before my first propane dank petered out in the middle of cooking a big chicken.
Plus, I drive an Element.
I think they look okay in black, plus it’s got great headroom, even for 6′ 5″ guys like me.
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Luv U Tiff, ur the only gurl 4 me
@ jeff_in_niagara – You were going good until you mentioned driving and Element. Nothin says high-obnoxiousness like a dorm on wheels. And mister, that’s not a good situation…
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Met my wife through a personal ad in the local newspaper. We talked on the phone for a while before meeting and really got the opportunity to know and appreciate each other for things beyond the physical. Although she looked nice too, thankfully. Been together twelve years, although it looks like it may be coming to an end before the year does. Then it will be back to the newspaper I guess. Internet? What’s that?
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Last night while watching the news, they interviewed Stephen Hawking about the new super collider that was about to be launched in Europe.
As he was “talking”, she started laughing and said “I always crack up when I hear him talk.”
I fell in love with her all over again.
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Shiny Rod – you wish.
Dude, I’m so bad at internet shorthand I prefer to type out all my cyber-nonsense, even if I am a horrific typestress.
But don’t ‘gurl’ git spelt without the ‘u’? that would free one up for some other ‘u r’ construct.
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Thanks Tiff (all hopes dashed on the rocks)! My typing gets a bit yukie about this time of day.
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Where is our bloated scribe?
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I met mine at work– 21 years ago. We were “just friends” until about four years ago… I guess we’re late bloomers, but there’s nothing else quite like falllig in love with a someone who is already your friend. At as a bit of lagniappe, we are now too old to make more babies. Hooray!
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Happily married for 10 years, married 7 months after first date, met him in a bar by scratching his head. (He likes the fact that I was daring enough to do that without even looking at him first! lol)
He says I tell this story better than he does, I STRONGLY disagree so may be you will get lucky and I can get him on here to tell it proper!
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No problem Joe T.
Now get over here and fix my Windows Vista!
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jeff_in_niagara…how do you like your Element? My wife is spending the year down at Chautauqua, and it was on her short list of cars she wanted. We opted for a Toyota Matrix…but the Element seems like a pretty cool ride.
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First ex was met in college….second, work technically, but we never worked together or even in the same building (until now – isn’t that special?). I’ve sworn off engineers for good this time…yeah, they were both automotive engineers, problem of living, going to school in and working in Detroit.
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My now wife worked with my first wife. That count?? The now wife had a car accident and needed a ride to work. My then wife volunteered me for the job. We hit it off great but were both married. 25 years later I met her again and we have been together ever since.
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I have had many wives. And yes I met them at work…
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clintcurtis….I think the Element is great, had mine for 5 years now. 2 negatives- road noise is high, and there’s only 4 seats. I turn the stereo up loud, and took out 2 seats ’cause I don’t need ‘em, so now I’m driving a 2 seater with plenty of room for dogs, tools, bikes, whatever. Great visibility, lots of headroom, top speed’s not extreme, but I don’t care, it’ll go fast enough to get a ticket. The gas milage is pretty good, in the 4 cylinder 5 speed, FWD version that I drive, and I can chirp the tires through third gear.
Shiny Rod… dorm on wheels? WTF?
Whatever, the looks don’t have to appeal to everybody, I like it. And I like Neil Young still, too.
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Speaking of husbands and wives and whatnot, my wife went on a trip two days ago. I managed to lose my bank card so I can’t buy fast food and pizza. I found some hotdogs last night but there wasn’t any bread or buns. But I did have taco shells. Putting a couple of hotdogs in a taco shell sounds like a good idea when you’re starving. Yes, it was as terrible as it sounds.
Right now I’m eating dry beans straight out of the bag. At least I have running water, so I shouldn’t have to resort to drinking my own urine.
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I miss the eggplant!
You know, the front page of old site had an eggplant plopped down in the left hand column.
More eggplant, please!
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By the way, in the view of TheWVSRcam ™,
why is Captain Kirk wearing a ballerina outfit?
Did I miss something?
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Also missing, besides the eggplant, is Jeff’s Twitter link…………
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Jim,
Why is Captain Kirk holding a ham or a monkey head or a misshapen coconut? That’s what makes it weird.
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Twitter link is at the very bottom of the page, on the right.
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Hey!! There it is!! Thanky, Jason!!!
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It’s so interesting how people ALWAYS Love to talk about how they first met.. look at all your comments! I met my husband at a bar.. we were both totally drunk.. and we’ve been drunk and blissful ever since
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I met my honey at Limey’s, our local watering hole, and we are now expecting our ‘Secret’ numero Uno from another night at Limey’s. I’m seeing a trend;)
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I’m still single……all the girls think I’m a turd.
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Jason ~~~
I was never a huge Star Trek fan, but I believe Capt. Kirk is holding a Tribble in his hand…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZvmxmVVdk8
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@JCIII and Jason – That’s not a Tribble, that’s a Klinglon’s balls, if you ever noticed, they vibrate and make a lot of noise whenever a Klingon is near.
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@jeff_in_niagara – a friend of mine has one and he can haul just about anything or anyone in it. That things the swiss army knife of minivans. That thing has more seat configuration than Donald Trump’s boardroom.
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I know I’m probably alone on this, but ever morning when I wake up I pray, “Dear Lord, please let this be the day that you destroy mankind. And if not, please let this be the day that Shatner dies. Your will be done. Amen.”
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I pray for an update.
And maybe one of those Klingon balls.
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Jeff..Jeff? you around here??
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Is it my imagination or is Captain Kirk sporting a little wood?? Oral you must have noticed??
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Where the hell’s the secret email?
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Where are the reporters who question J.K.’s health when he is MIA…I’ll pray for them.
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Now I’ve done it…… I’m Twittering
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My theory is that one of two things are happening at the compound.
1- The new laptop is broken or the internet connection is once again a problem. If this is the case hopefully theCitizen X signal is lit and help is on the way.
2- The surprise visitors who inspired the promised secret update have returned, again unexpectedly, and are barring access to the bunker with their presence.
Personally I hope it’s the second one.
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Speaking of Twittering, what lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
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A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender: Why the long face?
Horse: Bone cancer.
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Speaking of horses, what does a gay horse eat?
Heyyyyyyyyy.
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What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, clop clop.
An Amish drive by.
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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it.
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-I went to a wedding for a sattelite dish and a TV antenna. The ceremony was boring, but the reception was great.
-Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley & one of them was assaulted.
-Two neutrons walk into a bar & ask how much the drinks cost. The bartender said there would be no charge for either of them.
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Jeff, POLEEZ treat us with an update so we don’t have to endure any more bad jokes.
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Especially for Dr. Jeff Kay:
The Clash: how it all began
In the first of two extracts from an explosive new book, the original rebel rockers tell the story of their beginnings in their own words
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Everyone in Texas is in fear of the wrath of Ike like their name was Teena.
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A guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. Seeing his wife on the couch he says, “This is the pig I’ve been having sex with.” She says, “That’s not a pig, it’s a duck.” He says, “I wasn’t talking to you.”
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Here’s the worst joke ever told:
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
September 11th.
September 11th who?
You said you’d never forget.
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What’s blonde then brunette, blonde then brunette, blonde then brunette……?
A blonde doing cartwheels.
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What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn’t?
A navel.
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.
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For your enjoyment:
Hurra Torpedo
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Lark-fool,
That was the shit. Playing on appliances? Those boys are good. Thank you.
Jason
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We met at school, first day of class.
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Laker-fool,
Where you at? You hire a Mexican girl to clip your toenails? I hope not. You’re close enough to the border. It’s only $4 US for a group of them down there. The last one I got had blonde hair and blue eyes. Wait. I get mixed up. Whatever.
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loved that hurra torpedo clip! Thanks!
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I would not want to go back and revisit my childhood years, because they pretty much ate it from the ass in. I don’t think I would want to go back to my hometime either, I might find out things about my relatives that I would rather not know. Sometimes I think it would be cool to have a drink with my grandfather in a pool hall. But he would probably get drunk and beat my ass. I guess time travel is something that I will have to pass on.
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Met my husband on the net as well. We’ve been together for over 9 years now.
PS-Love the website. Found you through StumbleUpon!
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