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Blues Singers in the Garage!

October 2, 2010 By Jeff

Hello Surf Reporters!

It’s time, once again, to create a whole mess o’ fictional blues singers, based on a specific area of the home.  And that seems pretty damn weird, when I type it out like that…  Anyway, I’d like to tackle the garage this time, and will get the ball rolling with a few suggestions of my own.  Then you guys can tap into your own unique uniqueness, and help close out the category.  I have no doubt it’ll be great.

So, let’s do this thing:

  • Otis “Bug Remover” Hawkins
  • Big Grass Bag Stewart
  • Dennis “Oil Stain” Boyd
  • Eugene “Nut Driver” Moss
  • Blind Garden Weasel Wallace
  • Valve Stem Red
  • Faded Plastic Santa
  • Henry “Illegal Jarts” Shaw
  • Arvella “Sledding Disc” Howell
  • Jesse “Banana Seat” Delaney
  • Charlie “Hose Hanger” Lockwood

And now it’s your turn!  Use the comments section below.  And also have a great rest of the weekend.

I’ll see you guys again on Monday.

More singers:  Blues Singers in the Kitchen!

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  1. Funky says

    October 2, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    I got nothin’!

  2. Craigbob says

    October 2, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    Twooooooooooooooooo

  3. JCIII says

    October 2, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    Good Afternoon Surf Reporters…..

    Charlie “Cinder Block” Watson
    Little Jimmy Seedspreader
    Ollie “the Edger” Collins
    Prune Shears Simpson

    • Valentin says

      October 4, 2010 at 1:04 pm

      Seedspreader sounds like a name for my dad. I don’t know about the Little Jimmy part and don’t care.

  4. icecycle66 says

    October 2, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    Deep Feeze Jenkins

    Salty “Snow Melt” Crane

    Big “Oil Stain” Streaks

    Janie “The Funnel” Throat

    Greg “Furnace Fingers” Dodd

    Dizzy “Socket Wrench” Davis

    Duke “Where’d that Damn Nut Go” Oliver

    Rufus “Flat Tire” Whire

    Ozzie “Cob” Webb

    Sandra “Broom Handle” West

    Craft Man “Saw”

    Jodi “That Drill’s” Th’Neighbors

  5. icecycle66 says

    October 2, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    Alli “Grease Spot” Streaks

  6. Keli says

    October 2, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    Jonny “Baby Jar of Screws” Jackson

  7. zoe whistle dick says

    October 2, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    Paint Can Peterson
    Sammy “Snowblower” Smith

  8. zoe whistle dick says

    October 2, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    Pile O’ Tires Taylor

  9. zoe whistle dick says

    October 2, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    Terrance “Rusty Nails” Tetanus

  10. Jeff says

    October 2, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    Clyde “Paint Stick Sealed to a Table” Watkins

  11. johnthebasket says

    October 2, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    “Rain Slick” Jackson

  12. johnthebasket says

    October 2, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    “Leaky Valve” Washington

    Bald Tire Slim

    Screamin’ Belt Hawkins

    “Oil Slick” Franklin

  13. Jeff says

    October 2, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    Tommy “1991 Calendar” Johnson

  14. Eugene B. Sims says

    October 2, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    Victor “Vice Grips” Jones
    W.D. “Forty” Clarkson
    Rufus “Snow Shovel” Simmons
    Rex “Mini-Fridge” Gleason
    Sean “Gas Can” Jacobs

  15. zoe whistle dick says

    October 2, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    Bobby “Bat-Shit” Roberts featuring Edward “The Exterminator” Edwards

  16. hot fuzz says

    October 2, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Jimmy “hidden dead drifter” Williams
    Tommy “pot stash” Jones
    Stevie “man cave” Carlton

    • zoe whistle dick says

      October 2, 2010 at 3:39 pm

      LMAO!

  17. Jeff says

    October 2, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    Charlie “Sissy Bar” Workman
    Mike “Penthouse Stash” Honeycutt

  18. dto says

    October 2, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    Tiny “Drill Bit ” Johnson
    Tony “Hidden Stash” Thomas
    Lisa “Battery Charger” Sparks

  19. dto says

    October 2, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    Stephen “Hidden Panties” Gaylord

  20. zoe whistle dick says

    October 2, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    I just looked through our garage( I mean car-hole) and I didnt see a sissy bar anywhere. What is a sissy-bar?

    • dto says

      October 2, 2010 at 3:24 pm

      Bikerchick can help you out with that but where I come from….

      • bikerchick says

        October 4, 2010 at 9:00 am

        Sissy bar? What sissy bar?? I ride bareback, baby.

  21. Jersey Don says

    October 2, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    Luther “Grease Gun” McCoy
    Jimmy “Shop Vac” Jones
    Little Ronny Birdseed
    Elvis “Pushbroom” Pullman
    “Hydraulic” Jack Jenkins
    Purvis “Grub Killer” Lucas
    Coleman “Stove” Washburn

    • Mister B says

      October 3, 2010 at 11:18 am

      “Hydraulic” Jack Jenkins is easily my favorite. If anyone sees Hydraulic Jack Jenkins touring the country next spring, it’s definitely not me, and I definitely didn’t sell my soul to the devil so I could play blues guitar.

  22. Chuck in Belpre says

    October 2, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    “Toolshed” Watkins
    “Nail Gun” Nathan
    “Mean Green” Greene

  23. Lori in Cbus says

    October 2, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    Harry “Jackhammer” Johnson

  24. Ed says

    October 2, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    Sally “Spider Nest” Hubbles

  25. Ed says

    October 2, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    Hubert “Goodwill-bound” Jones

    • Jenny Piccalo says

      October 2, 2010 at 5:09 pm

      my favorite so far !

      • Ed says

        October 2, 2010 at 5:19 pm

        🙂

  26. Phantom Railfan says

    October 2, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Vernon “Step Ladder” Washington

    Vondie “Mitre Box” Nixon

    Elwood “Sweeping Compound” Smith

  27. Jenny Piccalo says

    October 2, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    Uncle “kiddie pool ” Creepy
    Shiny “show car” Collins
    Cletus “cobweb” Casto
    Glenda “garden hoe ” Honeycutt

  28. putski says

    October 2, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    Honey “Ant Trail” Stevens
    Barry “Baby Mess” Jenkins
    Jonnie “Scraps” Buzz

  29. Ed says

    October 2, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    Shelly “Shadeless Lamp” Lumpkin

  30. Ed says

    October 2, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    Question: In the picture, why does Robert Johnson have a Borg eye?

  31. Ed says

    October 2, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    Gertie “Mouse Turd” Jenkins

  32. --Steve says

    October 2, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    “Old Rambler” Hawkins

  33. icecycle66 says

    October 2, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    Harvey “Old pile of broken dresser drawers the wife has been busting my balls about bring to the dump but I don’t freakin’ feel like it because it is out of the way from everything and about 15 minutes out” Shallahan

    • Jenny Piccalo says

      October 2, 2010 at 9:14 pm

      excellent !

    • Chuck in Belpre says

      October 2, 2010 at 9:17 pm

      Ray “Set them out by the curb and the dumpster divers and rag pickers will have them gone by morning” Johnson

      • Buck says

        October 2, 2010 at 11:19 pm

        Billy “Strike a match and drop it in gas can to fix all yoru problems” Boyles

        • Jenny Piccalo says

          October 3, 2010 at 4:48 pm

          These three are great these guys should form a band !

          • Chuck in Belpre says

            October 3, 2010 at 7:58 pm

            Power trio! I’m in!

            • bikerchick says

              October 4, 2010 at 9:03 am

              Bravo!! =))

  34. icecycle66 says

    October 2, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    Mike “Cup of water there since last week” Watkins.

    • WVKay says

      October 3, 2010 at 2:45 am

      This is my favorite, so far.

  35. icecycle66 says

    October 2, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    Dray “Drum of Lye” Francois

    Herbert “bucket of ears” Thompson

  36. icecycle66 says

    October 2, 2010 at 6:32 pm

    “Bloody Crowbar” Carl

    • retrollama says

      October 2, 2010 at 10:18 pm

      Icecycle66 FTW

  37. Greg says

    October 2, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Well, that didn’t take long!

  38. Greg says

    October 2, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    Dwayne “Deer Horns” Doddridge
    Roger “Round-up” Peterson
    Pete “Shitty old urine-stained mattress I won’t allow in my house anymore” Settles
    “Bed Bug” Betty Samples

  39. Al says

    October 2, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    “Lugnut” Luther
    “Tire iron” Ted
    “Snow tires from my last three cars” Sambo
    “Oil Dry” Ollie
    Ralph “the Rake”

  40. Lori in Cbus says

    October 2, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    Troy “Get outta my damn garage woman!” Boye

  41. Lori in Cbus says

    October 2, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    Smelly “Don’t use my Got Damn shop towels in the kitchen!” Shitz

  42. Jenny Piccalo says

    October 2, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    Scottie “skateboard ramp” Sampson
    Bobby “baby crib and then kid is now in college ” Crowder
    Franny “fake Christmas tree” Tolliver
    Amy “army tent” Thompson
    Ruby “recycle bin” Brown

  43. Lori in Cbus says

    October 2, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    Lori ” Fuck your garage and your got damn shop towels” Cbus..

    (i’m not bitter really)

  44. retrollama says

    October 2, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    Winston “Jumper Cables” Murphy
    Howard “Antenna” Sykes
    Bertha “Crab Trap” Mayhew
    “Broken Radio” Jones
    Jethro “Ol’ Map” Jenkins
    Colonel “Lawn Darts” Sugarbaker

  45. Lee Harvey Ramone says

    October 2, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    Gunk Van Zandt

  46. Buck says

    October 2, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    Willie “Lynch Pin” Jenkins
    “Tin Can” Tommy Pullman
    Sweet Sammy “String Trimmer” Malone
    Johnny “Jumper Cable” Woodson
    Sonny “The Scythe” Blackman
    James “Grinder” Goins
    Donald “Drill Bit” Dunn
    Wayne “Workbench” Stull
    Jimmy “Junk Yard” Sanders

  47. retrollama says

    October 2, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    Cletus “Coffee Can” Brown
    “Twine Ball” Jefferson
    Willie “Wiffle Ball” Williams

  48. chill says

    October 3, 2010 at 12:00 am

    Sadie “Wheel Horse” Hopkins
    Junior “50 year old bug sprayer with DDT still in it” Jameson
    .

  49. WVKay says

    October 3, 2010 at 2:34 am

    Aretha “Moldy Magazines” Thacker
    Red Bone “Tattered Cheerleader Uniform” Jones
    Golden “Yearbook” Beckleheimer
    “Tarnished Tiara” Blankenship
    “Old Science Project” Greer
    Mae “Coal Dust” West
    “What the Fuck is That” Dad
    Billy “Play that Funky Music” Vinyl
    Tina “Raggedy Man” Bullock
    Robert “Weathervane” Zimmerman
    Momma “Old Aprons” Smith

  50. WVKay says

    October 3, 2010 at 2:39 am

    “I’m Literally Laughing Out Loud” Old Lady Kay

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