Hello Surf Reporters!
It’s time, once again, to create a whole mess o’ fictional blues singers, based on a specific area of the home. And that seems pretty damn weird, when I type it out like that… Anyway, I’d like to tackle the garage this time, and will get the ball rolling with a few suggestions of my own. Then you guys can tap into your own unique uniqueness, and help close out the category. I have no doubt it’ll be great.
So, let’s do this thing:
- Otis “Bug Remover” Hawkins
- Big Grass Bag Stewart
- Dennis “Oil Stain” Boyd
- Eugene “Nut Driver” Moss
- Blind Garden Weasel Wallace
- Valve Stem Red
- Faded Plastic Santa
- Henry “Illegal Jarts” Shaw
- Arvella “Sledding Disc” Howell
- Jesse “Banana Seat” Delaney
- Charlie “Hose Hanger” Lockwood
And now it’s your turn! Use the comments section below. And also have a great rest of the weekend.
I’ll see you guys again on Monday.
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Charlie “Cinder Block” Watson
Little Jimmy Seedspreader
Ollie “the Edger” Collins
Prune Shears Simpson
Seedspreader sounds like a name for my dad. I don’t know about the Little Jimmy part and don’t care.
Deep Feeze Jenkins
Salty “Snow Melt” Crane
Big “Oil Stain” Streaks
Janie “The Funnel” Throat
Greg “Furnace Fingers” Dodd
Dizzy “Socket Wrench” Davis
Duke “Where’d that Damn Nut Go” Oliver
Rufus “Flat Tire” Whire
Ozzie “Cob” Webb
Sandra “Broom Handle” West
Craft Man “Saw”
Jodi “That Drill’s” Th’Neighbors
Alli “Grease Spot” Streaks
Jonny “Baby Jar of Screws” Jackson
Paint Can Peterson
Sammy “Snowblower” Smith
Pile O’ Tires Taylor
Terrance “Rusty Nails” Tetanus
Clyde “Paint Stick Sealed to a Table” Watkins
“Rain Slick” Jackson
“Leaky Valve” Washington
Bald Tire Slim
Screamin’ Belt Hawkins
“Oil Slick” Franklin
Tommy “1991 Calendar” Johnson
Victor “Vice Grips” Jones
W.D. “Forty” Clarkson
Rufus “Snow Shovel” Simmons
Rex “Mini-Fridge” Gleason
Sean “Gas Can” Jacobs
Bobby “Bat-Shit” Roberts featuring Edward “The Exterminator” Edwards
Jimmy “hidden dead drifter” Williams
Tommy “pot stash” Jones
Stevie “man cave” Carlton
LMAO!
Charlie “Sissy Bar” Workman
Mike “Penthouse Stash” Honeycutt
Tiny “Drill Bit ” Johnson
Tony “Hidden Stash” Thomas
Lisa “Battery Charger” Sparks
Stephen “Hidden Panties” Gaylord
I just looked through our garage( I mean car-hole) and I didnt see a sissy bar anywhere. What is a sissy-bar?
Bikerchick can help you out with that but where I come from….
Sissy bar? What sissy bar?? I ride bareback, baby.
Luther “Grease Gun” McCoy
Jimmy “Shop Vac” Jones
Little Ronny Birdseed
Elvis “Pushbroom” Pullman
“Hydraulic” Jack Jenkins
Purvis “Grub Killer” Lucas
Coleman “Stove” Washburn
“Hydraulic” Jack Jenkins is easily my favorite. If anyone sees Hydraulic Jack Jenkins touring the country next spring, it’s definitely not me, and I definitely didn’t sell my soul to the devil so I could play blues guitar.
“Toolshed” Watkins
“Nail Gun” Nathan
“Mean Green” Greene
Harry “Jackhammer” Johnson
Sally “Spider Nest” Hubbles
Hubert “Goodwill-bound” Jones
my favorite so far !
🙂
Vernon “Step Ladder” Washington
Vondie “Mitre Box” Nixon
Elwood “Sweeping Compound” Smith
Uncle “kiddie pool ” Creepy
Shiny “show car” Collins
Cletus “cobweb” Casto
Glenda “garden hoe ” Honeycutt
Honey “Ant Trail” Stevens
Barry “Baby Mess” Jenkins
Jonnie “Scraps” Buzz
Shelly “Shadeless Lamp” Lumpkin
Question: In the picture, why does Robert Johnson have a Borg eye?
Gertie “Mouse Turd” Jenkins
“Old Rambler” Hawkins
Harvey “Old pile of broken dresser drawers the wife has been busting my balls about bring to the dump but I don’t freakin’ feel like it because it is out of the way from everything and about 15 minutes out” Shallahan
excellent !
Ray “Set them out by the curb and the dumpster divers and rag pickers will have them gone by morning” Johnson
Billy “Strike a match and drop it in gas can to fix all yoru problems” Boyles
These three are great these guys should form a band !
Power trio! I’m in!
Bravo!! =))
Mike “Cup of water there since last week” Watkins.
This is my favorite, so far.
Dray “Drum of Lye” Francois
Herbert “bucket of ears” Thompson
“Bloody Crowbar” Carl
Icecycle66 FTW
Well, that didn’t take long!
Dwayne “Deer Horns” Doddridge
Roger “Round-up” Peterson
Pete “Shitty old urine-stained mattress I won’t allow in my house anymore” Settles
“Bed Bug” Betty Samples
“Lugnut” Luther
“Tire iron” Ted
“Snow tires from my last three cars” Sambo
“Oil Dry” Ollie
Ralph “the Rake”
Troy “Get outta my damn garage woman!” Boye
Smelly “Don’t use my Got Damn shop towels in the kitchen!” Shitz
Scottie “skateboard ramp” Sampson
Bobby “baby crib and then kid is now in college ” Crowder
Franny “fake Christmas tree” Tolliver
Amy “army tent” Thompson
Ruby “recycle bin” Brown
Lori ” Fuck your garage and your got damn shop towels” Cbus..
(i’m not bitter really)
Winston “Jumper Cables” Murphy
Howard “Antenna” Sykes
Bertha “Crab Trap” Mayhew
“Broken Radio” Jones
Jethro “Ol’ Map” Jenkins
Colonel “Lawn Darts” Sugarbaker
Gunk Van Zandt
Willie “Lynch Pin” Jenkins
“Tin Can” Tommy Pullman
Sweet Sammy “String Trimmer” Malone
Johnny “Jumper Cable” Woodson
Sonny “The Scythe” Blackman
James “Grinder” Goins
Donald “Drill Bit” Dunn
Wayne “Workbench” Stull
Jimmy “Junk Yard” Sanders
Cletus “Coffee Can” Brown
“Twine Ball” Jefferson
Willie “Wiffle Ball” Williams
Sadie “Wheel Horse” Hopkins
Junior “50 year old bug sprayer with DDT still in it” Jameson
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Aretha “Moldy Magazines” Thacker
Red Bone “Tattered Cheerleader Uniform” Jones
Golden “Yearbook” Beckleheimer
“Tarnished Tiara” Blankenship
“Old Science Project” Greer
Mae “Coal Dust” West
“What the Fuck is That” Dad
Billy “Play that Funky Music” Vinyl
Tina “Raggedy Man” Bullock
Robert “Weathervane” Zimmerman
Momma “Old Aprons” Smith
“I’m Literally Laughing Out Loud” Old Lady Kay