Blues Singers in the Garage!

Saturday, October 2nd, 2010

Hello Surf Reporters!

It’s time, once again, to create a whole mess o’ fictional blues singers, based on a specific area of the home. And that seems pretty damn weird, when I type it out like that… Anyway, I’d like to tackle the garage this time, and will get the ball rolling with a few suggestions of my own. Then you guys can tap into your own unique uniqueness, and help close out the category. I have no doubt it’ll be great.

So, let’s do this thing:

Otis “Bug Remover” Hawkins
Big Grass Bag Stewart
Dennis “Oil Stain” Boyd
Eugene “Nut Driver” Moss
Blind Garden Weasel Wallace
Valve Stem Red
Faded Plastic Santa
Henry “Illegal Jarts” Shaw
Arvella “Sledding Disc” Howell
Jesse “Banana Seat” Delaney
Charlie “Hose Hanger” Lockwood

And now it’s your turn! Use the comments section below. And also have a great rest of the weekend.

I’ll see you guys again on Monday.

More singers: Blues Singers in the Kitchen!

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95 Responses to “Blues Singers in the Garage!”

Funky, on October 2nd, 2010 at 12:19 pm Said:

I got nothin’!

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Craigbob, on October 2nd, 2010 at 12:21 pm Said:

Twooooooooooooooooo

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JCIII, on October 2nd, 2010 at 12:27 pm Said:

Good Afternoon Surf Reporters…..

Charlie “Cinder Block” Watson
Little Jimmy Seedspreader
Ollie “the Edger” Collins
Prune Shears Simpson

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Valentin Reply:
October 4th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Seedspreader sounds like a name for my dad. I don’t know about the Little Jimmy part and don’t care.

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icecycle66, on October 2nd, 2010 at 12:33 pm Said:

Deep Feeze Jenkins

Salty “Snow Melt” Crane

Big “Oil Stain” Streaks

Janie “The Funnel” Throat

Greg “Furnace Fingers” Dodd

Dizzy “Socket Wrench” Davis

Duke “Where’d that Damn Nut Go” Oliver

Rufus “Flat Tire” Whire

Ozzie “Cob” Webb

Sandra “Broom Handle” West

Craft Man “Saw”

Jodi “That Drill’s” Th’Neighbors

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icecycle66, on October 2nd, 2010 at 12:34 pm Said:

Alli “Grease Spot” Streaks

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Keli, on October 2nd, 2010 at 12:43 pm Said:

Jonny “Baby Jar of Screws” Jackson

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zoe whistle dick, on October 2nd, 2010 at 12:47 pm Said:

Paint Can Peterson
Sammy “Snowblower” Smith

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zoe whistle dick, on October 2nd, 2010 at 12:48 pm Said:

Pile O’ Tires Taylor

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zoe whistle dick, on October 2nd, 2010 at 12:49 pm Said:

Terrance “Rusty Nails” Tetanus

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Jeff, on October 2nd, 2010 at 12:50 pm Said:

Clyde “Paint Stick Sealed to a Table” Watkins

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johnthebasket, on October 2nd, 2010 at 12:51 pm Said:

“Rain Slick” Jackson

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johnthebasket, on October 2nd, 2010 at 12:58 pm Said:

“Leaky Valve” Washington

Bald Tire Slim

Screamin’ Belt Hawkins

“Oil Slick” Franklin

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Jeff, on October 2nd, 2010 at 1:01 pm Said:

Tommy “1991 Calendar” Johnson

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Eugene B. Sims, on October 2nd, 2010 at 1:01 pm Said:

Victor “Vice Grips” Jones
W.D. “Forty” Clarkson
Rufus “Snow Shovel” Simmons
Rex “Mini-Fridge” Gleason
Sean “Gas Can” Jacobs

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zoe whistle dick, on October 2nd, 2010 at 1:10 pm Said:

Bobby “Bat-Shit” Roberts featuring Edward “The Exterminator” Edwards

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hot fuzz, on October 2nd, 2010 at 1:16 pm Said:

Jimmy “hidden dead drifter” Williams
Tommy “pot stash” Jones
Stevie “man cave” Carlton

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zoe whistle dick Reply:
October 2nd, 2010 at 3:39 pm
LMAO!

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Jeff, on October 2nd, 2010 at 1:33 pm Said:

Charlie “Sissy Bar” Workman
Mike “Penthouse Stash” Honeycutt

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dto, on October 2nd, 2010 at 2:24 pm Said:

Tiny “Drill Bit ” Johnson
Tony “Hidden Stash” Thomas
Lisa “Battery Charger” Sparks

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dto, on October 2nd, 2010 at 2:32 pm Said:

Stephen “Hidden Panties” Gaylord

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zoe whistle dick, on October 2nd, 2010 at 3:09 pm Said:

I just looked through our garage( I mean car-hole) and I didnt see a sissy bar anywhere. What is a sissy-bar?

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dto Reply:
October 2nd, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Bikerchick can help you out with that but where I come from….

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bikerchick Reply:
October 4th, 2010 at 9:00 am
Sissy bar? What sissy bar?? I ride bareback, baby.

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Jersey Don, on October 2nd, 2010 at 3:46 pm Said:

Luther “Grease Gun” McCoy
Jimmy “Shop Vac” Jones
Little Ronny Birdseed
Elvis “Pushbroom” Pullman
“Hydraulic” Jack Jenkins
Purvis “Grub Killer” Lucas
Coleman “Stove” Washburn

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Mister B Reply:
October 3rd, 2010 at 11:18 am
“Hydraulic” Jack Jenkins is easily my favorite. If anyone sees Hydraulic Jack Jenkins touring the country next spring, it’s definitely not me, and I definitely didn’t sell my soul to the devil so I could play blues guitar.

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Chuck in Belpre, on October 2nd, 2010 at 3:59 pm Said:

“Toolshed” Watkins
“Nail Gun” Nathan
“Mean Green” Greene

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Lori in Cbus, on October 2nd, 2010 at 4:12 pm Said:

Harry “Jackhammer” Johnson

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Ed, on October 2nd, 2010 at 4:59 pm Said:

Sally “Spider Nest” Hubbles

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Ed, on October 2nd, 2010 at 5:01 pm Said:

Hubert “Goodwill-bound” Jones

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Jenny Piccalo Reply:
October 2nd, 2010 at 5:09 pm
my favorite so far !

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Ed Reply:
October 2nd, 2010 at 5:19 pm

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Phantom Railfan, on October 2nd, 2010 at 5:06 pm Said:

Vernon “Step Ladder” Washington

Vondie “Mitre Box” Nixon

Elwood “Sweeping Compound” Smith

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Jenny Piccalo, on October 2nd, 2010 at 5:07 pm Said:

Uncle “kiddie pool ” Creepy
Shiny “show car” Collins
Cletus “cobweb” Casto
Glenda “garden hoe ” Honeycutt

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putski, on October 2nd, 2010 at 5:08 pm Said:

Honey “Ant Trail” Stevens
Barry “Baby Mess” Jenkins
Jonnie “Scraps” Buzz

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Ed, on October 2nd, 2010 at 5:09 pm Said:

Shelly “Shadeless Lamp” Lumpkin

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Ed, on October 2nd, 2010 at 5:12 pm Said:

Question: In the picture, why does Robert Johnson have a Borg eye?

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Ed, on October 2nd, 2010 at 5:18 pm Said:

Gertie “Mouse Turd” Jenkins

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--Steve, on October 2nd, 2010 at 5:32 pm Said:

“Old Rambler” Hawkins

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icecycle66, on October 2nd, 2010 at 6:29 pm Said:

Harvey “Old pile of broken dresser drawers the wife has been busting my balls about bring to the dump but I don’t freakin’ feel like it because it is out of the way from everything and about 15 minutes out” Shallahan

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Jenny Piccalo Reply:
October 2nd, 2010 at 9:14 pm
excellent !

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Chuck in Belpre Reply:
October 2nd, 2010 at 9:17 pm
Ray “Set them out by the curb and the dumpster divers and rag pickers will have them gone by morning” Johnson

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Buck Reply:
October 2nd, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Billy “Strike a match and drop it in gas can to fix all yoru problems” Boyles

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Jenny Piccalo Reply:
October 3rd, 2010 at 4:48 pm
These three are great these guys should form a band !

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Chuck in Belpre Reply:
October 3rd, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Power trio! I’m in!

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bikerchick Reply:
October 4th, 2010 at 9:03 am
Bravo!! =))

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icecycle66, on October 2nd, 2010 at 6:29 pm Said:

Mike “Cup of water there since last week” Watkins.

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WVKay Reply:
October 3rd, 2010 at 2:45 am
This is my favorite, so far.

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icecycle66, on October 2nd, 2010 at 6:31 pm Said:

Dray “Drum of Lye” Francois

Herbert “bucket of ears” Thompson

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icecycle66, on October 2nd, 2010 at 6:32 pm Said:

“Bloody Crowbar” Carl

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retrollama Reply:
October 2nd, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Icecycle66 FTW

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Greg, on October 2nd, 2010 at 7:40 pm Said:

Well, that didn’t take long!

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Greg, on October 2nd, 2010 at 7:46 pm Said:

Dwayne “Deer Horns” Doddridge
Roger “Round-up” Peterson
Pete “Shitty old urine-stained mattress I won’t allow in my house anymore” Settles
“Bed Bug” Betty Samples

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Al, on October 2nd, 2010 at 8:05 pm Said:

“Lugnut” Luther
“Tire iron” Ted
“Snow tires from my last three cars” Sambo
“Oil Dry” Ollie
Ralph “the Rake”

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Lori in Cbus, on October 2nd, 2010 at 9:22 pm Said:

Troy “Get outta my damn garage woman!” Boye

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Lori in Cbus, on October 2nd, 2010 at 9:24 pm Said:

Smelly “Don’t use my Got Damn shop towels in the kitchen!” Shitz

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Jenny Piccalo, on October 2nd, 2010 at 9:28 pm Said:

Scottie “skateboard ramp” Sampson
Bobby “baby crib and then kid is now in college ” Crowder
Franny “fake Christmas tree” Tolliver
Amy “army tent” Thompson
Ruby “recycle bin” Brown

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Lori in Cbus, on October 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 pm Said:

Lori ” Fuck your garage and your got damn shop towels” Cbus..

(i’m not bitter really)

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retrollama, on October 2nd, 2010 at 10:16 pm Said:

Winston “Jumper Cables” Murphy
Howard “Antenna” Sykes
Bertha “Crab Trap” Mayhew
“Broken Radio” Jones
Jethro “Ol’ Map” Jenkins
Colonel “Lawn Darts” Sugarbaker

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Lee Harvey Ramone, on October 2nd, 2010 at 10:59 pm Said:

Gunk Van Zandt

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Buck, on October 2nd, 2010 at 11:16 pm Said:

Willie “Lynch Pin” Jenkins
“Tin Can” Tommy Pullman
Sweet Sammy “String Trimmer” Malone
Johnny “Jumper Cable” Woodson
Sonny “The Scythe” Blackman
James “Grinder” Goins
Donald “Drill Bit” Dunn
Wayne “Workbench” Stull
Jimmy “Junk Yard” Sanders

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retrollama, on October 2nd, 2010 at 11:37 pm Said:

Cletus “Coffee Can” Brown
“Twine Ball” Jefferson
Willie “Wiffle Ball” Williams

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chill, on October 3rd, 2010 at 12:00 am Said:

Sadie “Wheel Horse” Hopkins
Junior “50 year old bug sprayer with DDT still in it” Jameson
.

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WVKay, on October 3rd, 2010 at 2:34 am Said:

Aretha “Moldy Magazines” Thacker
Red Bone “Tattered Cheerleader Uniform” Jones
Golden “Yearbook” Beckleheimer
“Tarnished Tiara” Blankenship
“Old Science Project” Greer
Mae “Coal Dust” West
“What the Fuck is That” Dad
Billy “Play that Funky Music” Vinyl
Tina “Raggedy Man” Bullock
Robert “Weathervane” Zimmerman
Momma “Old Aprons” Smith

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WVKay, on October 3rd, 2010 at 2:39 am Said:

“I’m Literally Laughing Out Loud” Old Lady Kay

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JCIII, on October 3rd, 2010 at 3:26 am Said:

Good Morning Surf Reporters….

Dead Spider Simmons
Willie the Tarp
Chicken Wire Jenkins
Two Cycle Clyde
Charlie “the Chipmunk” Benson
Tommy the Tomato Stake

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johnthebasket, on October 3rd, 2010 at 6:17 am Said:

Irwin “Breaker Box” Washington

“Brake Fluid” Fantoon

R.D. “Catpiss” Bacon

Milo “Workbench” Calhoon

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Nova, on October 3rd, 2010 at 8:44 am Said:

Beavis “ain’t got no garage” Bumpkin

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Malcolm, on October 3rd, 2010 at 9:15 am Said:

Right there with Nova, no garage – a shop and a carport.

From the carport:

Nelly “mosquito spray” Flemm

“lighter fluid” Johnson

And the shop:

Joe “old beer bottle” Comstock

“Sawhorse” Jones

Althea “miscellaneous screws and nails all over the place” Mullins

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WB in OH, on October 3rd, 2010 at 10:04 am Said:

Willy “weed-b-gone” Taylor
Billy “golf shoes” Johnson (see what I did there)
Jimmie “beer fridge” James
Roger “roof pitch” Dawson
Eddie “it’s too cold to ride my Scout” Williams

Go Bengals!

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dto, on October 3rd, 2010 at 11:34 am Said:

Bobby “Junk Drawers” Davis

Patty “C-Clamp” Hughes

Lefty “Tool Box” McCabe

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icecycle66 Reply:
October 3rd, 2010 at 2:29 pm
“C-Clamp”…nice.

Like a “snapper”.

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WV.Hillbilly, on October 3rd, 2010 at 12:48 pm Said:

Clarence “Honey Do” Jackson

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dto, on October 3rd, 2010 at 12:51 pm Said:

IMHO….Today is THE day to watch baseball! Phillies and Braves and then the Giants and Padres. So much riding on these two, last games of the regular season.

Go Padres, Go Braves……

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Jason, on October 3rd, 2010 at 1:42 pm Said:

Richard “stack of dead bodies” Jones
Larry “meth lab” Childs
Bugsy “moonshine” Laroux
Jake “feral cat” Butler
Johnny “secret jack off parlor” Exley

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Jenny Piccalo Reply:
October 3rd, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Ole Larry Childs I think I have seen him around town. Is he out of jail again ! …….That’s one of the best. Sad but true.

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icecycle66, on October 3rd, 2010 at 2:31 pm Said:

Are Johnny “secret jack off parlor” Exley and Mike “Penthouse Stash” Honeycutt part of a team rythm section?

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Kelly from Iowa, on October 3rd, 2010 at 5:51 pm Said:

“Tetherball” Ted Thompson
Vern “The Tire Pump” Parsons
Dr. Sam “Grill Scraper” McGee
Sally “Sawdust” Calhoun

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Uncle_Wedgie, on October 3rd, 2010 at 6:02 pm Said:

Monroe “Assless Chaps” Spellman
Jonsey “Superlube” Sullivan
Clievis “Fishin Rod” Hitch
Hank “Roundup” Reams
Hollis “Dog Food” Wiggins

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Brittney, on October 3rd, 2010 at 7:11 pm Said:

Saw Primus last night in Chicago…awesome show.

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dto, on October 3rd, 2010 at 9:14 pm Said:

Padres fade and wait until next year. Braves get the NL wild card and the Yankees get the AL wild card. Giants win NL pennant and theTampa Bay Rays win the AL pennant.

There’s your goddamn box scores for today!

I’m gonna need more Beer Nuts around here.

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Jorge, on October 4th, 2010 at 2:37 am Said:

Wille “Washing Machine” Washington – plays the washboard, of course.

Gary “Garden Hose” McKenna

“Ice Spud” Taylor

T.R. “Sledgehammer” Moore – always plays with Limping Tommy Jones

“Stepladder” Billy Taft

Jimmy “Wheelbarrow” Wilson

John “BB” Gunn

Ralph “Rafters” Rafferty

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johnthebasket, on October 4th, 2010 at 6:17 am Said:

reply, reply. et tu, Chuck? I’m here on the line, singing these songs myself…

They won’t get me I won’t reply
They won’t get me I won’t reply
They won’t get me I won’t reply
‘Till the day I die
‘Till the day I die

jtb
OB12 (“We’ve been looking for the enemy for some time now. We’ve finally found him. We’re surrounded. That simplifies things.” Lewis B. “Chesty” Puller, Chosin Reservoir, 1950)

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Rat Bastard, on October 4th, 2010 at 7:38 am Said:

“Come Along” Clarence
Augustus “Flymo” Jackson
“Radial Arm Saw” Stevens

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Ian the Errolite, on October 4th, 2010 at 7:59 am Said:

Mary ‘The Chainsaw’ McDade
Angus ‘Bag Full of Wires’ Moon
Bob ‘Felling Axe’ Paterson
Harry ‘the Hatchet’ Flynn
Alice ‘Claw Hammer’ McGlinchey

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root 66, on October 4th, 2010 at 9:17 am Said:

-Petey “pipe dope” Peters
-Billie “got no garage, but down in the basement blues” Boswell
-Mickey “monkey wrench” Michaels
-Donny “WD-40″ Smith
-”Duct Tape” Jones
-Jimmy “Vise Grip” Johnson

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bikerchick, on October 4th, 2010 at 9:56 am Said:

Rounding out the rear here…literally, if you saw me. ha…

“Allen Wrench” Tummins
Chucky “Battery Charger” Clifton
Felicia “Flower Pot” Portico
Mikey “B.A.B” Buford…..”Bad Ass Bike”
Stella “Stollen Streen Sign” Stewart

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Ian the Errolite, on October 4th, 2010 at 10:55 am Said:

Hi guys,
If you like good music played by excellent DJ’s you should check out BBC Radio 6 on the web/net.
It really is rather fucking good!

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dto, on October 4th, 2010 at 11:18 am Said:

Jenny “Fly Paper” Adams

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Dave's not here, man, on October 4th, 2010 at 11:47 am Said:

Will “This Product Contains A Chemical Known To The State of California To Cause Cancer” Otis

Clyde “Dead Hooker” Dexter

Stanley The Power Drill

“Piss Bottle” Thompkins

“Bigass Possum” Watson

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Jerry in Wv, on October 4th, 2010 at 1:11 pm Said:

James “Wood Chipper” Whirley

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Jimbo in Texas, on October 4th, 2010 at 8:20 pm Said:

Damn, I almost missed these. Where was I yesterday?

Cooter ‘Coon Trap’ Collins

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Knucklehead, on October 5th, 2010 at 4:21 am Said:

Oh. My. Gawd. You guys are KILLING me. Everytime I think I have a favorite, someone comes up with something else. Too funny. Must go re-apply mascara now.

Happy Tuesday, Surfers!

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Buck, on October 5th, 2010 at 8:45 am Said:

Donnie “Dogfood” Golden
“Wrenchin’” Willie Hammer
“Bolts” Dugan
Murray “Busted Transmission” Malloy
Billy “Hole in My Bucket” Steadman
Arnie “Air Gun” Arnette
“Impact” Imogene Vance
Vinnie “VCR Parts” Lerosa
Lou “Log Chain” Finney
Ray “Retractable Light Cord” Jones
Tommy “Tool Box” Taylor
Funky Frankie “Fart Stench Couch Cushion” Futura
Charlie “The Carbeurator” McCoy

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paul, on October 7th, 2010 at 2:57 am Said:

Sammy “Snooker Cue” Williamson
Henry “Hot sauce” Franklin
Diana ” Dishrag” Roberts
Francis “Fap Fap Fap” Fitzsimmons
Pauly “Pus Flow” Michaels
Dick “Weasel Nuts” Eisenberg

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