Comments on: Babies Named Cotton and Other Pressing Matters

By: Stuart

Stuart — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:20:44 +0000

Just look at the names in my family

Grand parents and great aunts:

Gertrude
Irene
Clare Rae (this is the south)
Carole Sue “
Matilda
Barbara

Aunts and mother:

Evelyn
Shirley
Phyllis

The men’s names are all normal however.

My wife has a fat Chinese friend from Singapore named Phyllis. Most Asians (living in Asia not born in the US) choose their own Western names as soon as they are old enough to so themselves. I told my wife to tell this girl to change her name as there has not been a Phyllis who was born later than 1946.

By: Jason

Jason — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:31:41 +0000

To me the whole world either looks like a pin joint or a tootsie roll, sometimes both.

By: Vicki

Vicki — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:59:20 +0000

The smoke looks like a pin joint to me. A really skinny ass one.

By: Jason

Jason — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:42:24 +0000

harumpa, I used to be a card carrying member of paypal – literally. My wife signed me up and I got a paypal debit card. But I lost the card, of course, and I don’t know what my login name and password is. I don’t keep up with things. I don’t carry a wallet. I like to wad all of my cash into tiny little balls and jamb them in my front pockets. My drivers license stays in the glove box of my car. I have no idea where my social security card is. Oh – my passport is at the bottom of my underwear drawer (I spotted it the other day because our dryer shit the bed and I got to the bottom of the pile).

I’d like to be more organized, but it takes too long. My desk is a mess. What more can I say?

By: currage

currage — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:12:53 +0000

My g-ma’s were Winnie and Glenis. I had an aunt with a strange name, but can’t remember it off the top of my head…