The gifts have been opened, the house is turned upside-down, the kids are getting cabin fever and calling each other hurtful names (“whistle dick,” “anus neck,” etc.), the dips and side dishes are way past played-out, and the dog ate a length of green ribbon that you’ll eventually have to pull out of his butthole — like a magician performing some sort of highly questionable “trick.”
And now it’s time to treat yourself. You’ve given and given, and dammit… now it’s your turn.
You could pamper yourself and buy a load of bath oils or shower gels or an apricot ass mask, or whatever. And that would be fine, but not very original. Or you could go the gadgetry route (a Kindle, an iPod), and that’s always a good choice — as long as you use the Surf Report Amazon links. But keep in mind… those credit card bills will start coming due in mid-January. And that’s where the fun ends.
So, what then? What could you buy yourself that’s unusual, and won’t break the bank? Well, I’ve got the perfect solution for ya. Why not go with a beautiful, high-quality t-shirt that promotes a semi-obscure website! How perfect is that, huh?
And to meet you halfway on the deal, I’ve temporarily dropped the price on the best-looking shirt we’ve ever offered (IMHO), to just twelve bucks each, shipping included. Twelve! But only until January 1. As soon as 2010 arrives, those babies are going back to sixteen dollars.
Surf Reporter Melissa is shown here modeling the world famous (I’ve mailed ’em to Australia, England, Canada, and France) Evil Twin blue & gray short sleeved masterpiece. And at just twelve measly dollars… man, what are you waiting for? I can’t guarantee you’ll look as cute as Melissa does while wearing it, but anything’s possible. Well, almost anything.
These are great shirts, in all seriousness. The material is thick, and will stand up to repeated washings. Unlike that Dave Matthews shirt you bought for forty bucks while you were drunk (or whatever). You know, the one that fell apart in the washer, because it was sewn together with hemp thread?
Not our shirts! These are made by the T-Shirt Lady, and she’s not a pothead. So, order away, while the price is so insanely low. And if you do it by Wednesday night, it’ll be in the mail to you on Thursday morning. That’s my next day off, and I plan to get some mailing done.
If you already have one of the shirts, why not help the folks who can’t decide, and tell them about the wonderful adventures you’ve had while wearing it? And if you can’t recall any remarkable adventures, just make something up. I don’t care.
Tell them, for instance, about the time traveling capabilities the shirt provides, and the day you saw a crippled child throw away his crutches, after slipping into the Evil Twin blue & gray. Three wolves, one moon has NOTHING on the leaping catfish.
Use the comments link to tell us your stories, and the PayPal link to place your orders.
And I’ll see you guys next time!
UPDATE: The sale has ended, but these beautiful shirts are still available at the regular price. Please order below. And thanks!