Comments on: A Sure Sign of Dumbassery

By: Skippy

Skippy — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:24:59 +0000

I dont know what the connection between HS band and stealing signs is but one time we were having summer practice, during lunch about 10 of us went to the local Mickey-D’s. While they were waiting on us hooligans, we ( yes we) managed to remove and roll up one of their 3X10 banners that they hang infront of the counter advertising whatever crap they were stuffing into the happy meals at that time. We also managed to get a taco bell table complete with swivel chairs. (the restaurant was being redone at the time no we didnt pull it up and then sneak out of the restaurant with it. but still a pretty good haul none the less!)

By: deb in atlanta

deb in atlanta — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:23:35 +0000

Never stole one, but I always wanted a photo of the Dead End sign in front of the funeral home in Cedar Grove, WV. Makes me LOL even now after all these years.

By: PA Mike

PA Mike — Wed, 27 May 2009 18:32:40 +0000

My largest heist was a 3ft x 4ft metal “road closed”…not quite highway material but man that thing took up a half a wall in a small room.

My dumbest attmpted heist was a life size jeff gordon cardboard cutout from a one room bar. In the process of folding it in quarters and attmepting to stuff it down the front of my jacket, I was kindly escorted off the premises by one of the staff.

My Goal: in the middle of bumblefuck south jersey on a deserted road, there’s a random picnic table on the side of the road(must be the only manmade thing within 5 miles). Next to the table, metal signage reading “roadside table”.

By: Trish

Trish — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:11:23 +0000

Not unless you count the cow crossing sign (yellow with a picture of a cow on it and shot with four or five bullets) that my roommate Angi and I had on our living room wall.

By: another Jeff - alienjeff

another Jeff - alienjeff — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:16:38 +0000

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