I’m not sure I have this exactly right, my attention to detail is sometimes called into question, but I think one of the guys from ZZ Top killed a gay dude. Is that correct? Did you hear about this? Any additional information is appreciated.
How are you guys doing? I’m exhausted, and have been dealing with a cold since… I don’t know, October? I’m a state-of-the-art snot manufacturing facility. And I’m burned out. At this point I’m just running off muscle memory, and the life-sustaining properties of Mountain Dew.
Tomorrow I’m going to drive to Philly to pick up those ’70s speakers from Buford. I hope I can stay awake while driving. I tried to rope Steve into going with me, but he can’t do it. The boys will be at swim practice, so I can’t take one of them along, either. So, it’ll just be me and my iPod. Thin Lizzy does a good job of keeping me on the right side of consciousness. So, that’ll be the plan: rely on Phil Lynott for safety. Heh. Perhaps I should reexamine things?
In any case, the younger boy will have a full-blown 1970s-style stereo system on Christmas morning. It’ll be cool. He loves that kind of stuff, and I think he’ll be pleased. He’ll be rocking it out, Freaks ‘n’ Geeks-style.
I told you about our little shopping adventure last weekend, and have a question for you. Why do new jeans always have sand in the pockets? Sand, or something sand-suggestive? What is that? It takes two or three washings before it disappears.
When I put my phone in my pocket, that stuff gets down in the cracks… And it also adheres to my debit cards, and stuff. I have to wipe them down before use, because of the new jeans pocket sand. Do you know what I’m talking about? What the hell, man??
Also, I bought a pair of New Balance tennis (tenna) shoes a few weeks ago, and they’re squeakers. Whenever I walk across tile or vinyl flooring, it’s weeka, weeka, weeka… It’s embarrassing. I think the government should require shoe manufacturers to label their products with a color-coded squeak threat. Who’s with me?! These things I just bought are at least in the orange, possibly even the red. Will somebody get Tom Ridge on the phone?
Before I call it a day here, I’d like to invite you to follow the Surf Report Facebook page. I do manage to post some interesting/bizarre shit there most days, even when I’m playing hooky here. There are some good things there right now. Check ’em out.
And I have to go back to my home away from home again. I’ll see you folks next time. Don’t forget to use our Amazon links while doing your drunken late night shopping. It’s much appreciated. I especially enjoy the $3000 diamond watch purchases, but all of ’em are great. Thank you guys!
Have a great weekend.