Yes, your daughter is lovely. I hope she enjoys it, before your genes activate and her ass blows out to the size of a credenza.
Thank you for sharing that blurry photo of a muffin! My life has been enriched.
Oh, look… a dog wearing a hat!! I nearly shat myself because of the wackiness of it all. Dogs don’t usually wear hats!
Thank you for the inspirational quote. However, you’re twice divorced and work at Family Dollar, so I have to wonder about its effectiveness.
In 1995 I chuckled at photos of barfing pumpkins. In 2012 they just piss me off.
I don’t believe you’re overly concerned about people suffering from this disease. I think you’re mostly interested in your friends viewing you as caring.
I hear what you’re saying, but you clearly don’t know the difference between you’re and your, so I suspect you’re kind of dumb.
Congratulations on your passion! Perhaps someday you’ll be able to combine it with knowing what the fuck you’re talking about.
These are just off the top of my head. And for the record… I’m not always in such a disagreeable mood, just most of the time. Please continue this list in the comments section below.
And I’ll see you guys again tomorrow!