Back Crackers, Pretentious Pronouncers, and Movie Repeaters

Posted on December 29th, 2011 by Jeff

I was talking with a guy at work a few days ago, and he mentioned that his son and daughter have been watching the Jim Carrey version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas repeatedly, for weeks on end.  I groaned at the mere thought of such torture, and said, “Wonder why kids like to watch [...]

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Ahhh… That’s 900,000 Times Better

Posted on December 27th, 2011 by Jeff

Yeah, I fell down the basement steps this morning.  It was a fantastic way to start the day… When I got up Toney was in a frenzy, working hard at de-Christmasing the house.  She usually rips everything down on the 26th, but we were like a zombies (or as one of my old co-workers called [...]

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