Last Night at the Low Bar, and Our Favorite Kinds of Pie

Posted on November 30th, 2011 by Jeff

I was really hungry last night, while driving home from work, and knew the traditional bowl of corn flakes wasn’t going to get it done. I considered going through the Taco Bell drive-thru, for two or three tacos.  But I’m suspicious of that place during the middle of the night.  The people who work there [...]

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I was in a good mood today until the mailman arrived…

Posted on November 29th, 2011 by Jeff

I received an AARP card in today’s mail.  A fucking AARP card!  I thought that indignity wasn’t supposed to start until you turned 50?  I’m not 50; there’s still time on the clock.  Grrr…  It went straight into the garbage, and hopefully one of those huge black birds will carry it off and drop it [...]

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