Ask Your Doctor If Surfitol Is Right For You

Posted on October 30th, 2011 by Jeff

Reported Risk Information: Serious side effects may occur in people who take SURFITOL, including: Partially detached heart, complete loss of skin, sudden change in sexual preference, teeth like the top of a castle, wiping compulsion, carnival barker disease, deep-staining toner farts, tongue the size of a Hi-C can, jelly bones, thick piss, Krispy Kreme lips, [...]

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Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 629

Posted on October 28th, 2011 by Jeff

I’ve been sleeping my big ass off.  And you guys know how I feel about that…  It’s a complete waste of time.  But, according to my calculations, I was only awake for ten hours during a recent twenty-seven hour period.  And that’s just ludicrous. In fact, I wasn’t able to update yesterday because I didn’t [...]

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