Asshattery Inside a Bowling Alley: Thank You, Gerald Ford!

Posted on June 29th, 2011 by Jeff

When Nancy was here last week, she said her kids were given cards at school which entitle them to one free game of bowling each weekday during the summer.  “It’s part of the Obama fitness initiative…” she said, in a pleased and knowing tone. “Yeah, we used to get those cards too,” I said.  “It [...]

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A New Old Lawnmower, Creeps in the Neighborhood, and Radio Silence from State College

Posted on June 28th, 2011 by Jeff

On Saturday we went looking at new lawnmowers, since ours was still nothing but a prop.  The grass was getting tall again, and I can’t afford (financially or emotionally) to pay some dude forty bucks per week to mow it.  And I learned that a decent mower is freaking expensive. Since our yard is like [...]

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