A Weekend Reboot, Needing a Bathroom NOW, and Some Other Things

Hello, Surf Reporters!  Sorry I’ve been away for a few days, but I needed to take care of some stuff.  My life was a chaotic mess, and I had to bring some order to it.  My OCD was flaring-up, and it was not pretty.  I was about to lose my goddamn mind. So, I took [...]

Death of One of the Good Ones

Junior High, or Middle School as it’s now known, is a difficult time for most people.  When I think back on my three years there, it feels like Midnight Express to me.  Perhaps I’m over-dramatizing it, but not by much.  It was a daily descent into hell. People beating the turds out of each other…  [...]

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