Mailman Pants, Fake Ailments, and a Strong Dislike of the Amish

Posted on January 31st, 2011 by Jeff

There’s a guy I occasionally encounter, who wears mailman pants.  He’s not a mailman, but he wears the pants of one.  And what’s that all about?  Any ideas?  Perhaps he used to hold that position, and still wears the uniform?  The bottom half, anyway…  And if so, isn’t there some kind of law forbidding such [...]

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Sidelined by Sickness, and Our First Jobs

Posted on January 30th, 2011 by Jeff

I’ve been sick.  Yesterday I sat in a chair for fourteen hours, shivering and achy, and perpetually on the cusp of vomiting and/or shitting myself.  I never crossed over, though, and that’s unfortunate.  If I’d been able to find release, I probably would have felt a little better.  Oh well. Today I’m almost back to [...]

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