Zeroing Out the Moleskine, vol. 48

You know what really gripes my ass?  People yelling all the time.  Teenagers do it, probably because they don’t know what else to do, but so do many adults.  They apparently think that hollering stuff is funny, and makes them seem wacky and wild. But they’re wrong.  It makes them look like idiots.  It puts [...]

Growing Up in a World of Noise, and Marlboro Beer

There’s a scene in Annie Hall where Alvy, the Woody Allen character, is shown growing up in a house located underneath a roller coaster.  Literally underneath it.  In a flashback sequence a man tries to eat soup, and the place shakes so bad as the cars roar past overhead, the spoon is completely empty by [...]

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