Crinkle Intolerance, and Kiosk Bizarreness

Posted on April 27th, 2010 by Jeff

I had some individually-wrapped Lifesavers in my Jack Sack shoulder bag on Friday, and ate three or four of the things while riding on the bus to New York.  And every time I opened one, some guy way up front whipped his head around and glared at me. I have no idea how he heard [...]

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An Interesting Day Behind Me

Posted on April 26th, 2010 by Jeff

So, I was walking down 42nd Street in Manhattan with a Revlon model on Friday, and other people were doing double-takes and practically bumping into each other.  And I could almost see the cartoon balloons hovering over their heads, with the following words inside:  “How in God’s name is that dipshit walking around with someone [...]

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